Kingdom University

Fruit Bat
The Good Drunk
Fruit bats have large eyes that help them fly through thick
forests, dark caves, and navigate during late hours. In
addition to their keen eyesight, these creatures have wide
wingspans that can reach up to five feet. These animals
consume fermented fruit regularly, which gives them the
feeling of being buzzed. But, these drunken flyers’ high
metabolism allows them to fly and operate as if they were
simply drinking water. Essentially, they know how to handle
their liquor.
In college, students will attend the best and the worst
parties of their lives. However sometimes most of the
fun may happen at the pregame. A pregame is a social
gathering where students assemble to drink excessively
before a party. This common ritual can best be related to
a drunken watering hole, and you are bound to meet The
Good Drunk at these gatherings. This character may sound
like a party pooper but they aren’t. They always guarantee
drunken fun appropriate for the situation. Their best quality
appears when things go south at parties, because they are
the ones that stop you from crossing a busy street or calls
the Uber when it’s clear you’ve have enough. Every great
friend group needs one of these creatures as a member,
because for every Good Drunk there are 5 bad ones.
15. The Partiers