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The Beginner's Guide to College Survival

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Vulture<br />

The Creep<br />

Vultures are world-renowned stalkers that monitor the<br />

feeding habits of top predators. Once a top-of-the-foodchain<br />

animal has made a deadly catch, the vulture is quickly<br />

on the scene. Vultures cannot scare the large predators away,<br />

but they can scare other stalking animals. These aggressive<br />

birds love the taste of a fresh carcass, but they must wait<br />

patiently if the top predator is not finished with their meal.<br />

Creeps, usually male, are students of very few words,<br />

who use their eyes to do most of their talking. Like the<br />

vulture, the creep is great at stalking and making others<br />

feel uncomfortable. You can find creeps in dimly lit corners<br />

at parties, dark alleys, the back of classrooms, and in your<br />

DMs—direct message on Instagram. Not to be confused<br />

with the socially awkward, creeps are eerily weird, often<br />

perverted, and possess sexual intent. Warning: Female<br />

students should always walk with a friend at night or call<br />

campus police to escort you to your destination.<br />

30. The Outsiders

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