Kingdom University
The Beginner's Guide to College Survival
The Beginner's Guide to College Survival
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Vulture<br />
The Creep<br />
Vultures are world-renowned stalkers that monitor the<br />
feeding habits of top predators. Once a top-of-the-foodchain<br />
animal has made a deadly catch, the vulture is quickly<br />
on the scene. Vultures cannot scare the large predators away,<br />
but they can scare other stalking animals. These aggressive<br />
birds love the taste of a fresh carcass, but they must wait<br />
patiently if the top predator is not finished with their meal.<br />
Creeps, usually male, are students of very few words,<br />
who use their eyes to do most of their talking. Like the<br />
vulture, the creep is great at stalking and making others<br />
feel uncomfortable. You can find creeps in dimly lit corners<br />
at parties, dark alleys, the back of classrooms, and in your<br />
DMs—direct message on Instagram. Not to be confused<br />
with the socially awkward, creeps are eerily weird, often<br />
perverted, and possess sexual intent. Warning: Female<br />
students should always walk with a friend at night or call<br />
campus police to escort you to your destination.<br />
30. The Outsiders