Kingdom University

Peacock
The Showoff
Peacocks and peahens are some of the shallowest species
in the animal kingdom. When pursuing a mate, the peacock
approaches a female, a peahen, and displays his beautiful
iridescent feathers. Zoologists believe that the females want
a mate that will have the best genes for their offspring, and
the bigger the feathers the better the genes.
The Showoff loves flaunting different aspects of their
lives—their bodies, travels, and wealth. Unafraid of being
pretentious or making you feel like less of a person, The
Showoff is most concerned with making everyone jealous.
Unlike the peacock, The Showoff can be male or female.
These students are infamous for using social media filters
and photo editing tools to look more glamorous, and to
give the illusion that they live the most exciting life. They
may receive an astronomical amount of “likes” on an
Instagram selfie, but remember it’s a facade. This species
can be a good time if you are allured to the flashing lights,
but if you prefer backstage, I would advise you to
stay away from the peacock.
51. The Socially Inept