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The Beginner's Guide to College Survival

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Artic Fox<br />

The Cheater<br />

The Artic Fox is an adequate hunter, however it prefers to<br />

steal other animals’ food after they have done all the work.<br />

Due to the harsh environment of the artic, the fox and many<br />

other small animals have to obtain food anyway they can.<br />

Because they are so small, artic foxes scavenge for dead<br />

animals from big predators, like the polar bear. If they steal<br />

food, the meals are usually from an animal their size or smaller.<br />

It is not good to condone cheating, but if you do cheat<br />

stop in high school. There will always be those few creatures<br />

known as The Cheaters, which do not study for tests and<br />

quizzes, therefore on the day of the exam they start to freak<br />

out. Some easy ways to detect these mischievous critters<br />

are their wondering eyes, constant head movements over<br />

people’s shoulders, and an incessant looking down at their<br />

phones. Warning: Never help a Cheater out in college<br />

unless you are willing to get penalized; in college it’s not<br />

just a simple slap on the wrist, like high school.<br />

64. The Slackers

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