Kingdom University

Queen Bee
The Promiscuous Girl
The Queen Bee is the most important insect in the hive.
Without her the colony would collapse. She lays many
eggs and produces chemical scents that regulate the unity
of the colony. Choosing the queen is a process based on
appearance and body development. To be the queen, you
must be the largest female bee with fully developed ovaries.
When reproducing, the queen chooses any male she wants
and mates as many times as she wants. Directly after mating
with one male, the queen bee can allow another to mount
her because she’s the boss. However, the queen cannot
reign forever and is replaced if she flits to another hive or
gets too old to reproduce.
While Nelly Furtado taught us a lot about the
Promiscuous Girl you will learn a plethora of things about
these fascinating creatures in college. The Promiscuous
Girl is usually beautiful and often finds a second home in
fraternity row and athlete dormitories. Majority of males
are captivated by The Promiscuous Girl’s pulchritude so she
chooses often, but not always wisely. Known for getting
around, a small segment of males are turned off by her
reputation, but most are turned on. She’s the boss of her
sexuality and seems to regulate the unity of the colony of
savage college boys. Near the end of their junior year, these
creatures begin to slow down in search for a serious mate.
33. The Flirts