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The Beginner's Guide to College Survival
The Beginner's Guide to College Survival
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Elephant<br />
The Old Student<br />
Longevity is something elephants possess. The average<br />
lifespan for these large beasts is 60-70 years old. Elephants<br />
are known for their wisdom, knowledge, and cautiousness.<br />
These animals are always protecting members of their fellow<br />
herd, and they are known for paying close attention to their<br />
surroundings. Although these creatures are known as gentle<br />
giants they are not afraid to get loud and irate.<br />
In college, you will encounter The Old Student. This<br />
creature constantly asks the professor numerous questions<br />
that are obvious or questions that no one cares about.<br />
These are generally the only students that read the entire<br />
syllabus on the first day of class and remind the professor<br />
about homework throughout the semester. The Old Student<br />
also has a reputation of holding up the class with their<br />
obsessive cautiousness. Sometimes students in the class<br />
can tell the professor is annoyed with the Old Student’s<br />
meticulous questions. These creatures have keen insight on<br />
the world and are very interesting, but know that you will be<br />
in class for the entire period if an Old Student is present.<br />
41. The Loud Mouths
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