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EXIT ZERO<br />
cape may’s peppy periodical • may 20, 2021 • volume 19, number 15<br />
Biking By The Beach<br />
With another Cape May summer on the horizon, more people are out and about<br />
through town. Jessica and Jason enjoyed a late bike ride just before sunset on the<br />
promenade. More photographs around Cape May inside. Aleksey Moryakov
OUR TEAM PROUDLY SUPPORTS<br />
THE DEAN RANDAZZO CANCER FOUNDATION<br />
2021 13th Annual Paddle For A Cause<br />
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Date: June 12th<br />
4 Mile, 8 Mile and 22.5 Mile Paddle Events<br />
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Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May 609.884.1300<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com
5/16: Carole Ward’s Birthday Celebration At Vintage<br />
Matt, Madison Ron, Mike Tom, Shelly<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
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INDOOR & OUTDOOR<br />
DINING 11:30-10 daily<br />
Wed-Sat 6-9<br />
Live music on the patio<br />
5/16: Carole Ward’s Birthday<br />
Celebration At Vintage<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Sun 11:30-2:30<br />
Bottomless mimosas<br />
Music by DJ Mike Dempsey<br />
Theresa, Carole, Barbara, Dottie<br />
3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />
609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />
Four Generations Carole, Mary, Shelly Madison<br />
Serving Lunch Tues-Sun<br />
& Dinner Every Night<br />
322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
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Madison, Carole, Dottie, Thomas<br />
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live music<br />
MAY 22 … Que Farkas<br />
MAY 28 … Marc Storace<br />
MAY 29 … John Mcnutt Duo<br />
JUN 5 ... ElevenEleven Duo<br />
JUN 12 ... Que Farkas<br />
A Cape May<br />
Classic<br />
since 1926<br />
OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />
All Your Favorite Mug Dishes... Plus Cocktails, Beer & Wine To Go!<br />
426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />
May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 5
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5/16: Carole Ward’s Birthday<br />
Celebration At Vintage<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
OPEN Mon-Thu 10-9,<br />
Fri & Sat 10-10, Sun 11-9<br />
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And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />
Mike, Barbara, Diane, Carole, Michael<br />
Open daily 6:30-2<br />
Join our team! All positions available.<br />
BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />
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Tom, Carole, Thomas, Mary, Shelly Madison
The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’<br />
Open Every Day 9-6 • 609-886-5121<br />
1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS<br />
Now Carrying<br />
Fresh-Cut<br />
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GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...<br />
« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages<br />
« Regional Award-Winning Bacon<br />
« National Award-Winning Hams<br />
« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili<br />
WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS<br />
« Cape May Crab Cakes<br />
« Busy Bee Honey<br />
« Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans<br />
« Hank Sauce<br />
« Cape May Peanut Butter<br />
May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 7
The Exit Zero Information Page<br />
Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />
ABOUT US<br />
HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />
REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />
SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />
Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />
General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />
Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />
Content Manager Nicole James<br />
Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />
Melissa O’Donnell<br />
Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />
Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />
609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />
Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />
is delivered to around 300<br />
establishments in the area. We also<br />
operate a retail store, a restaurant<br />
and bar, all under the umbrella of Exit<br />
Zero Filling Station, located at 110<br />
Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />
Cape Island.<br />
«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />
(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />
tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />
on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />
call us on 609-770-8479.<br />
MAKE A RESERVATION<br />
«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />
PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />
call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />
but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />
show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />
READ US ONLINE<br />
«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />
vacation. Email your photos and details<br />
to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />
VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />
send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />
ADVERTISE<br />
Please note: We no longer offer<br />
subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />
Too many people were receiving issues<br />
very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />
That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />
by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />
$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />
is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />
609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />
«Exit Zero Filling Station is open yearround<br />
Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9.<br />
To make a reservation for our private<br />
dining trailers, please call 609-770-<br />
8479.<br />
«You can read our issues online,<br />
courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />
Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />
click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />
Enjoy!<br />
«This magazine is funded through<br />
advertising – so please support our<br />
advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />
packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />
u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />
We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />
CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />
Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by May 27. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero Filling<br />
Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image Happy hunting!<br />
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5/15: Buttonwood Manor Soft<br />
Opening On Broadway<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Harbor<br />
View<br />
Ross, Lauren, Linda, Amanda<br />
RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />
Inside & Outside Dining<br />
Serving Lunch & Dinner<br />
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APPS!<br />
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Can’t-Miss Specials!<br />
thursday night $18 Prime Rib Dinner<br />
Angie, Cara, Abigail, Lori<br />
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609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com<br />
May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 9
5/15: Buttonwood Manor Soft Opening On Broadway<br />
Ross and Lauren — the pair running the Buttonwood Manor.<br />
Angie, Ron<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
THE NAIL<br />
IS BACK!<br />
Summer is right around the corner—and the Rusty Nail is ready!<br />
Kick off the season at our iconic bar and restaurant, serving up<br />
coastal cuisine, craft cocktails and the coldest draft beer<br />
in Cape May.<br />
Open DAILY | RESERVATIONS SUGGESTED<br />
RUSTYNAILCAPEMAY.COM<br />
205 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY, NJ 08204 | (609) 884-0017<br />
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Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />
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Sering Dinner<br />
Beginning at 5pm<br />
RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />
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May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 11
5/15: Buttonwood Manor Soft<br />
Opening On Broadway<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Want to be seen<br />
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AND SEAFOOD<br />
BAR OPEN<br />
TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY<br />
STARTING AT 4pm<br />
SERVING DINNER<br />
TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY<br />
STARTING AT 5pm<br />
615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />
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Jack, Tony, Mike, Ross, Casey, Kindle<br />
Erin, Jess, Buddy, Cara
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127 W. Rio grande ave.<br />
May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 13
Exit Zero Hospitality Is Hiring!<br />
we’re looking for...<br />
• Prep Chefs<br />
• Sauté Chefs<br />
• Line Cooks<br />
• Prep Cooks<br />
• Dishwashers<br />
• Expeditors<br />
• Food Runners<br />
• Bussers<br />
• Managers<br />
• Servers<br />
• Bartenders<br />
• Hosts<br />
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we’re requiring...<br />
• At least 1-2 years’ experience in a similar position (preferred)<br />
• Qualification from a culinary school (preferred for Chefs)<br />
• In-depth knowledge of food principles and best practices<br />
• Passion for creating incredible food that delights and attracts customers<br />
• Excellent communication skills<br />
• Ability to thrive in a high-pressure environment<br />
• Exceptional standards for cleanliness, health and safety<br />
• Available to work on call, shifts, after hours, over weekends and on holidays<br />
Please email resume to info@exitzero.com<br />
with the position you are applying for in the subject line
5/15: Buttonwood Manor Soft<br />
Opening On Broadway<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Claire, Erin, Francis<br />
10am-10pm l Free Delivery<br />
Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />
Adored by<br />
Visitors...<br />
Loved by<br />
Locals!<br />
Steve, Tristan, Co, Matt<br />
New<br />
Gluten-free<br />
options!<br />
Monday 8-9, Tuesday 8-2<br />
Wednesday-Saturday 8-9<br />
& Sunday 8-2<br />
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Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />
May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 15
Where We’re Eating<br />
Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week<br />
CAPE MAY’S ONLY<br />
BEACHFRONT LIQUOR STORE<br />
HOURS: THURSDAY - SUNDAY · 10AM - 10PM<br />
BEACH AT MADISON AVENUE • CAPE MAY, NJ<br />
(609) 884-6114 • HARRYSCAPEMAY.COM<br />
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Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />
maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s<br />
excellent dining establishments. Everything is totally different<br />
on the food landscape these days, but in the interests of<br />
the public, we are still venturing out there and enjoying the<br />
victuals provided by local eateries.<br />
The place: Beach Plum Bakery and Café on Perry Street. It’s connected<br />
to West End Garage and right across from Wilbraham Park.<br />
We took the “Where We’re Snacking” route this week for a quick bite.<br />
The barista: Cassidy has been at Beach Plum Bakery for over two<br />
years and is heading into her third summer. She started as a baker<br />
and has since moved to the front as head barista. She told us how baking<br />
was just a hobby and she’s thrilled it turned into a job. Cassidy<br />
loves working there, especially because it coincides with her coffee<br />
addiction — something Kayla and Nicole can relate to. She was super<br />
knowledgeable and helpful when we couldn’t decide on what item we<br />
wanted — there were so many sweets to choose from.<br />
The vibe: It was a sunny afternoon and Kayla and Nicole were in<br />
the mood for a snack and in desperate need of a second coffee. We<br />
were lucky to grab a spot at a small table outside to enjoy it. It was in<br />
the high 60s and a perfect opportunity to people watch — plenty of<br />
bikers, small groups wandering the streets in search of something to<br />
do and tons of cars heading into town for the weekend. In the midst<br />
of it all, we also enjoyed a quick chat with Doug Marandino of Cape<br />
May Honey Farm — he pulled up to drop off some things to West End<br />
Garage. We were thrilled to get some fresh air and eat on location<br />
rather than at our desks after a long year full of takeout.<br />
The snacks: Before arriving, Kayla and Nicole had their sights set<br />
on their draft coffee. They each enjoyed a Black and Tan — cold brew<br />
mixed with their draft latte over ice which never disappoints. After<br />
some thinking, Kayla opted for the banana chocolate chip bread while<br />
Nicole enjoyed a pumpkin muffin with cream cheese icing. Everything<br />
was fresh and tender — definitely somewhere they plan to return.<br />
The takeaway: Beach Plum Bakery and Café is open Friday<br />
through Monday from 8 to 2. All their items are baked fresh daily with<br />
new items popping up through the week — it’s a great spot for your<br />
sweet tooth. And, if you love baking, they are hiring!
5/15: Around The Promenade Before Sunset<br />
Debbie, Erin, Kelly, Erin, Cara<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Discover La Mer Beachfront<br />
Resort's Restaurant<br />
Serving incredible dishes using the freshest<br />
ingredients, many of which feature seafood<br />
caught right off our coast.<br />
Serving<br />
Breakfast,<br />
Lunch &<br />
Dinner<br />
Call for hours<br />
of operation<br />
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />
capemaylamer.com/dining<br />
May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 17
Feed Our Friends<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station has enjoyed delivering meals to many deserving families since April 2020 and have no plans to stop any time soon. It’s called<br />
FEED OUR FRIENDS and we will deliver a feast of food to a deserving individual or family. It could be someone who has been a great volunteer and<br />
community servant, or someone who just needs a break.<br />
The only way to nominate someone is to write to info@exitzero.com with FEED OUR FRIENDS in the subject line.<br />
Give us the name, address, cell number and tell us why they deserve it. We will do the rest!<br />
Brunell family<br />
Miller and Zeiss family<br />
Dougherty family<br />
Cathy Smith with EZ employee Melissa O’Donnell<br />
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Undertow<br />
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />
Oh boy! Summer is almost here! So<br />
be sure to wear your mask. Or not<br />
wear your mask. Or wear your mask<br />
sometimes. Or all the time. Unless<br />
you’re indoors, then definitely wear<br />
your mask. Unless you’re fully vaccinated, then<br />
definitely remove your mask. Unless you’re in a<br />
non-mask mandate state, then definitely take<br />
off your mask. Unless you’re in New Jersey,<br />
then definitely sometimes wear your mask.<br />
See, this is why the government should never<br />
be in charge of anything. Honestly, Chick-<br />
Fil-A should’ve just run this whole thing from<br />
the beginning.<br />
Now that I’m on my full-time singing<br />
schedule, I won’t be waiting tables at Exit Zero<br />
Filling Station until the fall, which means I’m<br />
missing out on meeting all the new incoming<br />
summer staff. So Friday night I introduced<br />
myself to Caiti Dix, who seems like a perfectly<br />
nice and normal person, which is why I was so<br />
shocked to learn she’s Sandra Debenderfer’s<br />
daughter. With that bloodline, you just know<br />
she has to be a little weird.... (I will copy<br />
and paste Sandra’s proportional Facebook<br />
response in next week’s column.)<br />
EZFS Customer of the Week: During our<br />
TNT gigs, Tim Joyce and I often banter with the<br />
crowd, Tim saying something stupid, me making<br />
fun of him for it, Tim mis-hearing something,<br />
me translating it for him, Tim whining<br />
about how cold or hungry he is, me telling him<br />
to cry more, and so on. Well, on Tuesday we<br />
badgered a local fella named Phil Courtney,<br />
and it turns out he’s having his first-ever art<br />
show at SOMA next month (June 5-July 4 to be<br />
precise), so go check out his stuff and buy some<br />
of it why doncha? Bonus points for his son Tim<br />
being a great karaoke performer. His version of<br />
“Tequila” brought a tear to the eye. Remember<br />
that 15 years I hosted karaoke?<br />
Thanks a LOT Tish Roussos of the Week:<br />
Tim and I arrived for our Tuesday gig (we play<br />
every Tuesday, Friday and Saturday, 5-9) and,<br />
as ever, asked the manager where they wanted<br />
us, inside or out. Tish replied, “Well, Camille<br />
(Peruto) played outside all night last night<br />
and it was lovely.” While I agree that Camille<br />
is lovely, we are not Camille! Meaning we are<br />
much older, crankier and prone to complaining.<br />
So, two hours after breaking down our<br />
gear and moving it from the dining room to the<br />
deck, we broke down our gear from the deck<br />
and moved it back to the dining room because<br />
the temperature dipped under 50 and Tim<br />
sounded like he was playing guitar with boxing<br />
gloves on. So… thanks a lot, Tish.<br />
Speaking of chilly gigs, our Rusty Nail<br />
debut last Sunday was a bit on the frigid side<br />
(55 degrees in Cape May means 45 degrees<br />
with a prevailing headwind at the Nail) but<br />
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was quite enjoyable. It’s always<br />
fun to reacquaint myself with the<br />
Rusty Nail staff every season, like<br />
good old What’s His Face, the<br />
bartender, and Miss Whooziwatz,<br />
the waitress. (Look, I meet and<br />
re-meet these people every six<br />
months, I can’t be expected to<br />
remember their names, can I?)<br />
I flipped on 101.5 WCFA last<br />
Thursday morning for my delivery<br />
route (if you’re reading this<br />
in Cape May Point, West Cape<br />
May, the Marina, Rio Grande,<br />
Lower Township, Villas or North<br />
Cape May, I probably dropped<br />
it off wherever you picked it up<br />
so YOU’RE WELCOME) and<br />
IMMEDIATELY flipped it back<br />
off. Why? Because “Just A Gigolo”<br />
was playing, which instantly<br />
makes me think of Parker Smith<br />
and I hate things that make me<br />
instantly think of Parker Smith.<br />
Why did I instantly think of<br />
Parker Smith, you might ask?<br />
Shut up and I’ll tell you, I might<br />
answer. It’s because Parker must<br />
have performed that song 10,000<br />
times in 30 different shows at<br />
Elaine’s and it is forever etched<br />
in my brain. Yes, it’s as horrible<br />
as it sounds. But, since I’m the<br />
one who put that song in about a<br />
dozen of those shows, I have only<br />
myself to blame. Bad Terry. Bad.<br />
Speaking of Elaine’s, I am<br />
told that they have scrubbed their<br />
website of all mention of their dinner<br />
theater, leading one to believe<br />
that perhaps they have closed it.<br />
While I have certainly had my<br />
issues with them over the years,<br />
this would be very sad. When I<br />
picked up and moved my life to<br />
Cape May at the tender age of 23<br />
(we felt so adult then, didn’t we?),<br />
it was to spend the 1993 season<br />
working at Elaine’s. Twenty-nine<br />
seasons later (13 of them spent at<br />
Elaine’s over three tours of duty)<br />
I’m still here. Where that falls on<br />
the scale of Good-to-Bad Things<br />
is not for me to decide, but none<br />
of any of this happens if I don’t<br />
make that initial leap. Elaine’s will<br />
always be a part of me.<br />
Since I write this stupid column<br />
on Saturday mornings and<br />
it doesn’t come out til Thurasday<br />
and because I’m bad at math and<br />
calendars, I often miss notable<br />
birthdays and special occasions.<br />
So, happy three weeks belated<br />
Mother’s Day to all you fantastic<br />
women, happy preemptive<br />
Father’s Day to all you awesome<br />
dudes (of which I am the awesomest<br />
because my kids are all<br />
awesome), and Merry Christmas!<br />
(Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish<br />
reader.)<br />
Levi Update of the Week: If<br />
you’ll recall, we adopted a barn<br />
kitten several weeks ago. We<br />
weren’t entirely sure he was going<br />
to make it, being so young and<br />
separated from his mother so<br />
early, but we figured out how to<br />
get some food in him (I was today<br />
years old when I discovered they<br />
made formula for kittens) and the<br />
little fella battled his way to robust<br />
good health thanks to the humans<br />
who nurtured him. In exchange<br />
for all the late night feedings and<br />
midnight cuddles, Levi spends<br />
every waking hour trying to claw<br />
our eyes out. Little asshole.<br />
I’ve been greatly enjoying the<br />
ongoing process of setting up my<br />
new Facebook page. I only have to<br />
remove 6.999 billion more friend<br />
suggestions before I get to zero.<br />
Weekly Weight Watch:<br />
(Leaving the Beard Watch out<br />
for the time being as I expect to<br />
spend most of the summer wearing<br />
my standard salt-and-pepper,<br />
super-sexy vandyke.) I dipped<br />
back under 240 to 239.5 this week,<br />
which I’ll take after a two week<br />
quarantine spent mostly eating<br />
food from bags and draining bottles<br />
of Tito’s (there’s only so many<br />
times you can mow your lawn<br />
before the neighbors start asking<br />
questions). My summer diet<br />
starts in earnest TODAY (okay,<br />
Monday) as I try once again to<br />
reach my goal of 199.5 by New<br />
Year’s Eve. Stop laughing. I can do<br />
it. I might get horribly ill or lose a<br />
limb. You never know.<br />
’Til next week, don’t get<br />
caught in The Undertow.
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New Show At SOMA<br />
The NewArt Gallery announces second art exhibition of the 2021 season<br />
SOMA NewArt Gallery announces its<br />
second art exhibition of the 2021 season,<br />
featuring three regional solo artists<br />
and their work. “Continuum” by<br />
Wendy Wolfinger Coleman, “Cape May<br />
Light and Shadow” by Phil Courtney and “On<br />
A Solitary Walk” by Evelyn Dolan will be on<br />
display June 5 through July 4.<br />
Coleman’s continuum connects representational<br />
work with abstract work through<br />
a vibrant array of colors, texture and light.<br />
Courtney portrays nature’s beauty and captures<br />
Cape May’s glowing luminescence with ease<br />
and proficiency. Dolan was inspired by unusual<br />
concepts this year having time to reflect on<br />
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There will be an opening night Meet the<br />
Artist reception on Saturday, June 5 from 6 to<br />
9pm. Art lovers are invited to attend and enjoy<br />
an evening of art and conversation.<br />
SOMA is located at 31 Perry Street in<br />
Carpenters Square Mall, Cape May. For more<br />
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emailing stevesomagallery@gmail.com.<br />
“Jackson Street Color” by Phil Courtney and more can be seen at the gallery beginning June 5.<br />
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The Movie Column<br />
By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />
When movies reimagined succeed<br />
financially, does it automatically<br />
mean you have a new<br />
classic? The concept seems<br />
sound enough. Take all the best<br />
Disney animated creations and turn them into<br />
live-action movies. Honestly, I haven’t been<br />
impressed so far. When I see a new one on<br />
the horizon, I don’t usually mark my calendar.<br />
This was different with the movie Mulan.<br />
Here, I did want to jot down a release date.<br />
Turns out that release date was a moving target<br />
because of the pandemic. Early glimpses<br />
of the film were captivating, with sweeping<br />
landscapes and a promising premise. It<br />
reminded me of a documentary I enjoyed and<br />
reviewed — The Eagle Huntress (2016).<br />
I don’t remember seeing the entire animated<br />
version of Mulan (1998), but I understood<br />
the premise. In Imperial China sometime<br />
in the 15th century, a young girl (only<br />
child) leaves her family to fight as a soldier in<br />
place of her aging father. To do this, she must<br />
impersonate a male. With the help of supernatural<br />
powers of chi, she rises from the ranks<br />
of the other soldiers to become a true warrior.<br />
Given what I’d seen in previews, I was<br />
intrigued to watch the new Mulan. I can’t say<br />
that for the same successful live-action movies<br />
created recently. These include: Beauty and<br />
the Beast (2017), Aladdin (2019), and The Lion<br />
King (also 2019). Actually, I saw maybe more<br />
of these three films that I can remember —<br />
maybe they just didn’t leave an impression.<br />
The new adaptation of Mulan is not without<br />
its controversy. It appears that Disney<br />
shot some of the film in areas of China where<br />
human rights violations are being investigated.<br />
Disney keeps a low profile about this.<br />
Less controversial is the storyline changes<br />
that were apparent if you’re a big fan of the<br />
original. And the film is based on a legendary<br />
story — some were disappointed it wasn’t<br />
more accurately told. But on its own, the<br />
film delivers a clear storyline, outstanding art<br />
direction and cinematography, and messaging<br />
that empowers women. The original animated<br />
film had a love interest subplot that was less<br />
pronounced in this version.<br />
Mulan was very enjoyable, and some say<br />
the best live action film in the Disney series<br />
of remakes so far. Controversy aside, it would<br />
appear that Disney is starting to hit a stride<br />
with these offerings. And there are many<br />
more stories to tell. The Little Mermaid, Hercules<br />
and others are in the works already. Proof of<br />
concept behind them now, it seems like this<br />
trend is here to stay.<br />
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5/8: Spring Plant Sale By The Garden Club Of Cape May At Rotary Park<br />
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Bird Droppings<br />
Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />
It’s kite time. No not the paper and balsa<br />
wood kind that vexed Charlie Brown.<br />
Named by Alexander Wilson for a bird<br />
he collected in 1811, the bird was first<br />
recorded by Al Nicholson in Cape May<br />
in the 1960s. Since then, these Peregrinesized-and-shaped<br />
birds of prey have been<br />
recorded annually with up to half a dozen<br />
present at one time. Preying upon large flying<br />
insects that they secure with their talons in<br />
mid-swoop, the birds consume prey in the air.<br />
In years marked by the emergence of the<br />
17-year locust or cicada, more of these southern<br />
beauties might be expected to travel north<br />
of their range. The birds have been found<br />
breeding as far north as New Hampshire and<br />
the birds have expanded their range westward<br />
taking advantage of the tree-planting<br />
predilection of our species. Golf courses<br />
seem attractive to these birds who find in<br />
the wooded edge trees tall enough to support<br />
their stick nests. The nests are often found<br />
next to a wasp nest, which affords a level of air<br />
defense for eggs and young. Nesting in colonies,<br />
woe to any golfer whose ball lands in the<br />
trees beneath a kite nest. Adult birds may be<br />
counted upon to mount a defense. Forget the<br />
ball. Take a penalty shot and move on.<br />
Northerly winds offer the best viewing<br />
opportunity for kite watching in Cape<br />
May. These winds ferry the birds and the<br />
dragonflies they consume down to the tip of<br />
the peninsula. Cape May Point State Park is<br />
a fine vantage point as is the Beanery/Rea<br />
Farm. The kites sometimes join late migrating<br />
Broad-winged Hawks whose wings will be<br />
showing gaps caused by molt. Kites are more<br />
buoyant with pale heads and tails that swivel<br />
as they maneuver to capture prey.<br />
If you are fortunate, you may see a<br />
Swallow-tailed Kite, an Osprey-sized aerialist<br />
with a splayed tail. These large kites may<br />
be drawn north by the cicada emergence but<br />
are annual in Cape May. Mississippi Kite’s<br />
will be present until early June. Swallowtailed<br />
Kite? Dumb luck, but possible if the<br />
winds are northerly and skies are clear.<br />
To see these migrating birds of prey, you’ll<br />
need binoculars. Scan the base of cumulus<br />
clouds. These are the terminal stage of a<br />
rising column of warm air that birds of prey<br />
ride aloft. Wear sunscreen. Dark glasses and<br />
a baseball cap help reduce glare and protect<br />
your eyes. What power binoculars? It doesn’t<br />
matter — any magnification helps. As for<br />
identification, the big Sibley guide offers a<br />
two-page spread of raptors in flight and Jerry<br />
Liguiri’s Hawks at a Distance is a classic.<br />
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5/8: Spring Plant Sale By The Garden<br />
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5/8: Spring Plant Sale By The Garden Club Of Cape May At Rotary Park<br />
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The Activity Column<br />
Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, relax with yoga on the beach!<br />
There’s a reason “a day at the beach”<br />
is an idiom for something easy and<br />
enjoyable. Step onto the sand and<br />
you immediately start to relax, even<br />
if you’re dragging chairs, a cooler, and<br />
more toys than your kids need. Whether it’s<br />
the sunshine, the beauty, or those famous<br />
negative ions, a day at the beach is good. Of<br />
course, you can’t always spend a whole day<br />
at the beach, but even an hour can boost your<br />
mood. Take your yoga practice to the beach.<br />
Yoga on the beach is the perfect combination<br />
of relaxing and challenging. Your<br />
breathing may match the rhythm of the waves<br />
without effort, and the sounds of nature are<br />
better for meditation than any spa music. On<br />
the other hand, curious toddlers may wander<br />
over to see what you’re up to, flies can be a<br />
concern, and there is always the danger of an<br />
errant frisbee. The shifting surface of the sand<br />
means your muscles must work differently,<br />
so familiar poses offer new challenges. It’s a<br />
great way to refresh your routine.<br />
If you’re doing your own yoga practice, go<br />
early in the day. Beach tags are not required<br />
until 10, but you’ll need yours if you plan to<br />
stay. Find a flat spot away from other beachgoers.<br />
Use a beach towel rather than a yoga<br />
mat and bury the ends so it doesn’t blow. Dig<br />
your feet into the sand to be sure that you<br />
are stable for your standing poses. Build a<br />
little hill of sand under your lower back when<br />
you recline — don’t leave your weaker spots<br />
unsupported. Wear your bathing suit under<br />
your yoga clothing and close out your yoga<br />
session with a refreshing swim or a “floating<br />
savasana.” Practice some more challenging<br />
moves in the water to aid in balance and take<br />
the weight off your joints. Bring a sweater to<br />
start and end your sessions — a little coziness<br />
can be welcome, even in the summer.<br />
If you prefer yoga with an instructor, local<br />
studios like Cape May Yoga and Balance Yoga<br />
offer sessions on the sand, in addition to<br />
Zoom and studio classes. For a yoga bargain,<br />
the $5 sessions behind Convention Hall kick<br />
off on the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend,<br />
and then return to the summer schedule<br />
of Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Friday and<br />
Saturday at 8 am. Bring a blanket or towel and<br />
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Look for more yogis than usual this weekend,<br />
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restoring and rebooting a yoga practice. Don’t<br />
be intimidated by the practice of experts you<br />
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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />
gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />
quandaries, matters of the<br />
heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />
a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />
simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />
the wisdom herein.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
My husband passed away suddenly about<br />
a month ago. I am upset by some of the people<br />
whom I encounter, who know he died and say<br />
nothing. How inconsiderate? I am not only<br />
upset by their callousness towards me, but<br />
deeply offended on my husband’s behalf who<br />
was so active in the community. I feel like saying<br />
something to them, but thus far have stayed<br />
silent, yet deeply angered by their behavior. —<br />
Silently Judging<br />
Dear Judging<br />
The Answer Lady understands your reaction,<br />
but you must understand most people<br />
don’t mean to be unkind. Many people are<br />
frightened by death. They don’t know what to<br />
say. Or they think you would prefer the topic<br />
The Answer Lady<br />
Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />
not be brought up. Give them the benefit of the<br />
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Dear Answer Lady<br />
We had a small wedding last week on the<br />
Cove Beach with about 25 guests. It was a second<br />
marriage for us, so gifts were not necessary,<br />
but many did give us something. However,<br />
when I unwrapped one gift from my aunt,<br />
I realized that she had regifted me a crystal<br />
vase — an expensive one that I had given her<br />
for her 15th wedding anniversary. I am livid. Is<br />
this some kind insult? Is she trying to tell me<br />
she didn’t like the gift? I want to take the vase<br />
to her house and smash it on the front porch.<br />
I’m guessing you don’t agree. But do you agree<br />
I should address this rebuff? — Smashing Mad<br />
Dear Smashing<br />
The Answer lady is sensing a bit of anger<br />
and overreacting is in the air. Take a pause.<br />
Breathe. Who cares why she did it? The best<br />
course of action is to ignore the whole thing.<br />
Take her off your list of thank-you recipients or<br />
write an effusive thank you, telling her the vase<br />
will be front and center in the house whenever<br />
she feels inclined to visit. In fact, to remove the<br />
bad juju from it, go to Cape Winds Florist and<br />
fill it with the most beautiful flowers you can<br />
imagine and revel in your good taste.<br />
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An Early American Open-Air Living History Museum<br />
SPRING WALKING TOURS<br />
Enjoy beautiful weather as you take a guided<br />
walk through a portion of Historic Cold Spring<br />
Village and experience the mystique of days<br />
gone by. Learn the history of the Village<br />
buildings and the lifestyles of those who<br />
worked and lived in them.<br />
Visit the Country Store where you can purchase<br />
a unique souvenir of the Village, then enjoy a<br />
complimentary mini flight tasting (4oz) at Cold<br />
Spring Brewery (beer, sarsaparilla, or water).<br />
Tours are offered at 11 am, March 20-June 18<br />
$12 per person ($10.00 children 3-12)<br />
Members receive a $2 discount<br />
Advanced registration required. Tours begin at<br />
the Seashore Road/Rt.626 Gate House.<br />
Please visit hcsv.org and click on the big red<br />
BOOK NOW button for pricing and tour dates.<br />
Ghost Walks are also available!<br />
Visit our website for more info.<br />
The Brewery is open Thu-Sat 12-8pm<br />
and Sun 12-6pm<br />
Gift Cards & Growlers Available!<br />
Beer Service in our Beer Grove<br />
Up to groups of 4 inside, 8 outside<br />
LIVE music almost every Saturday!<br />
Climate Controlled UV air purifiers installed<br />
to reduce airborne germs<br />
All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum<br />
733-735 Seashore Road, Cape May 609-898-2300 hcsv.org<br />
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VIRTUAL LECTURE SERIES<br />
Author Elizabeth Wein<br />
Thursday, May 20 at 6pm - Zoom<br />
See website or Facebook for more info.<br />
Hear the<br />
gripping true<br />
story of the<br />
only women<br />
to fly in<br />
combat during<br />
World War II<br />
Jo Jo gang<br />
AVIATION MUSEUM<br />
AT THE<br />
CAPE MAY AIRPORT<br />
• Sit in the cockpit!<br />
• Climb an air-traffic control tower!<br />
• Coast Guard & 9/11 exhibit area<br />
Zoom Link:<br />
http://ow.ly/<br />
bGcw50ELTcM<br />
Learn about a<br />
variety of aircraft!<br />
Kathy, Bill, Linda, Deb<br />
www.usnasw.org<br />
Open<br />
Daily<br />
10am-4pm<br />
Cindy, Mary, Mark<br />
(609) 886-8787<br />
500 Forrestal Road, Cape May Airport<br />
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Joyce, Bonnie, Doc<br />
Rose between two thorns<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
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SUMMER COLLEGE SPECIAL<br />
3 Months for $124<br />
Special valid thru June 15<br />
With valid college ID<br />
Joe, Rafael, Marian<br />
Rick, Ann, Jeanine, Charlie<br />
@northbeachgym<br />
Colleen and friends<br />
NORTHBEACHGYM.COM<br />
3845 Bayshore Road<br />
North Cape May (Acme Plaza)<br />
609-898-3800<br />
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Robert Panaccio, VMD<br />
Robert Moffatt, VMD<br />
Nancy Reilly, VMD<br />
Patricia J. Link, DVM<br />
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694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May<br />
609-884-1729<br />
capemayvet.com<br />
Tom, Nancy<br />
hours by appointment<br />
re: think Health<br />
Insurance<br />
Millennium Administrators is an<br />
insurance agency focused exclusively on<br />
health insurance for the independent<br />
contractor, individual & employer —<br />
large or small<br />
Sarah, John<br />
For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />
or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com<br />
www.millennium-tpa.com<br />
Tony, Linda, Denise<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
BUDDY BLUE is a six-year-old gentleman<br />
who came to the shelter when his owner<br />
died. He’s always known a loving home and is<br />
ready for a new family to show him that same<br />
love. Buddy Blue loves to go for walks and has<br />
excellent manners. He is crate trained and is a<br />
calm boy who needs a quiet household without<br />
children.<br />
Feel the Sweet Breeze<br />
of Peace of Mind<br />
YOGA ON THE BEACH<br />
Starting May 29 ONLY<br />
Behind the Cape May $5!<br />
Convention Center<br />
Sun, Mon, Wed, Fri & Sat 8:00 AM<br />
Visit yogacapemay.com<br />
for a complete schedule<br />
or call Karen Manette Bosna<br />
609-827-8886<br />
The Gypsy Yogini<br />
Weather Permitting<br />
BUDDY is a senior, 22-pound boy who is looking<br />
for a new home. This dear boy arrived at<br />
the shelter when his previous owners could no<br />
longer care for him. Buddy loves attention and<br />
cuddles. He also loves tennis balls and wandering<br />
around the yard. Buddy does have a leg<br />
injury that makes walking difficult but with<br />
some TLC, he will make a great companion.<br />
@beachyogacapemay<br />
www.yogacapemay.com<br />
PERSEPHONE is a calm, sweet and 77-pound<br />
girl. She is a little leery of strangers, but once<br />
she is comfortable, she loves cuddles and to<br />
be pet. Persephone has great leash skills but<br />
is afraid of loud noises. Her last home was too<br />
busy so she would do best in a calm household.<br />
Persephone would make a loving companion<br />
to any family.<br />
BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />
New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />
dockside at a Marina<br />
LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />
sunday worship services @ 8am<br />
Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />
All are welcome for a casual<br />
service and fellowship<br />
join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator<br />
Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448<br />
bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com<br />
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Bank whenever<br />
you want.<br />
Our online tools<br />
& mobile app<br />
make it easy.<br />
sturdyonline.com<br />
609-463-5220<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Four beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
ERMA is a beautiful older lady seeking a quiet<br />
family with a relaxed lifestyle. She enjoys<br />
attention and sitting in the sun. Erma is<br />
around 15 years old with a lot of love to give<br />
and would make a wonderful lap cat. She is<br />
house trained, spayed and up to date on all<br />
vaccinations. If interested in adopting Erma,<br />
please contact the shelter.<br />
JAX AND TUXIE are inseparable friends who<br />
are ready to be adopted into a loving home.<br />
These two boys are housetrained and up to<br />
date on all vaccinations. Jax is a black-andwhite<br />
kitty while Tuxie is a gray and white tuxedo.<br />
They are both a cat adopter’s dream come<br />
true. If interested in adopting these boys, contact<br />
the shelter.<br />
OCEAN was a colony cat who was spayed and<br />
released back into a group of cats where she<br />
was born. She was brought to the shelter when<br />
she was found months later blind and living<br />
under a picnic bench looking for food. Ocean<br />
is shy but will warm up to you with time. She<br />
needs a safe and loving home after all she has<br />
been through.<br />
MAKING TECHNOLOGY<br />
JUST WORK!<br />
815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />
Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />
KEVIN J. BEARE<br />
Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />
Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />
609-884-3793<br />
spilkerfuneralhome.com<br />
Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving<br />
the Cape May and Lower Township Area<br />
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PROPERTY PAGES<br />
This new four-bedroom, three-bathroom, flat-style<br />
condominium has a private rear deck and garage<br />
parking. The unit is located on the top floor of the<br />
building, adjacent to Washington Street. Upgraded<br />
amenities include vaulted ceilings, hardwood and tile<br />
flooring, tiled bathrooms, kitchen appliances, fixtures<br />
and hardware.<br />
Enter into an open-floor concept to the kitchen, living<br />
room and dining area. The rear section of the condo<br />
includes a master suite with private bathroom and<br />
walk-in closet, two additional bedrooms, two hallway<br />
bathrooms, a fourth bedroom/den with wet-bar and<br />
slider that leads to an outside deck. There is a common<br />
area elevator from the ground level to the third floor and<br />
storage closet on the garage level.<br />
Listed at $ 1,285,000.<br />
825 WASHINGTON STREET, UNIT 301, CAPE MAY<br />
Contact Todd H. deSatnick of deSatnick Real Estate at 609-780-2033<br />
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Jersey Cape<br />
Realty<br />
SALES & RENTALS<br />
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BUYING & SELLING<br />
WITH INTEGRITY &<br />
TRUST<br />
Heijung Park-Colameco<br />
Broker / Sales 609-602-8641<br />
Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com<br />
Thinking about upgrading?<br />
Relocating?<br />
Downsizing?<br />
Confidential inquiries to<br />
Heijung: 609-602-8641<br />
Mike, Dolly, Sue, Joe, Mary Beth<br />
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />
Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />
PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE<br />
Swing into Spring!<br />
Call us for all your springtime needs<br />
• Water on<br />
• Power washing<br />
• Window washing<br />
• Outdoor furniture setup<br />
• Spring cleaning<br />
• Maintenance/repairs<br />
• Landscaping<br />
• HVAC serviced<br />
• Service to smoke/co detectors<br />
One call does it all!<br />
1400 texas avenue, unit #2, cape may<br />
(609) 884-8444 | info@wkrservices.com<br />
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Madison, Grace, Cole
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Happy Birthday Karen!<br />
Ginny, Rob, Beth<br />
Happy Birthday Jean!<br />
Stacy Hutchinson<br />
Broker Associate<br />
C: 609.972.6004<br />
O: 609.884.1300<br />
SHutchinson@<br />
deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Buy-Sell-Rent<br />
FOR RENT!<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
FOR RENT!<br />
1240A AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />
within a quick bike ride to<br />
the beaches, shopping and<br />
restaurants. Central A/C,<br />
3 TV’s and wifi.<br />
169 ROUTE 47 SOUTH,<br />
CMCH<br />
3 BR/2 BA home located<br />
on a 1 acre lot with a<br />
lofted two car detached<br />
garage. $450,000<br />
6501 SEAVIEW AVENUE,<br />
WILDWOOD CREST<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />
on a corner lot two blocks<br />
to the beach.<br />
$725,000<br />
825 WASHINGTON STREET,<br />
UNIT 301,CAPE MAY<br />
Top floor 4 BR/3 BA flat<br />
style condominium with<br />
private rear deck and<br />
garage parking.<br />
$1,285,000<br />
1306 TEXAS AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Renovated 6 BR/4.5 B home,<br />
of approximately 4,000 sq.ft.<br />
of living space. Originally was<br />
anchored on 6th Street in<br />
Avalon, NJ.<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of<br />
Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the<br />
Greater Cape May area. Look us up on Zillow, Realtor.com and Google to hear from our many<br />
satisfied buyers & sellers! We sell more, because we do more!<br />
Newly<br />
Remodeled<br />
Close to<br />
North<br />
Wildwood<br />
New<br />
Construction<br />
Possible to<br />
Subdivide<br />
Listed $449,900<br />
Listed $39,000<br />
Listed $2,500,000<br />
Listed $350,000<br />
14 GOSHEN ROAD,<br />
CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Jason Casella<br />
Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />
206 STAGECOACH ROAD,<br />
CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
Campsite Condo Lot<br />
Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />
503 PEARL AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY POINT<br />
4 Bedrooms | 4.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />
1216 WASHINGTON STREET,<br />
WOODBINE<br />
3 Bedrooms | 1 Bath 29.6 Acres<br />
Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />
START PLANNING YOUR AUTUMN GETAWAY OR 2022 VACATION TODAY!<br />
2022 rental rates are being added daily! Don’t miss out and plan ahead before it is too<br />
late. We have 370 vacation rentals encompassing Cape May and the surrounding areas.<br />
Give us a call today at 609-884-5005 or search through all of our rentals online!<br />
www.coastlinerealty.com/booking/search.cfm<br />
Pool &<br />
Basement<br />
Close to<br />
Boardwalk<br />
Close to Avalon<br />
Inground<br />
Pool<br />
Listed $745,000<br />
Listed $1,400,000<br />
Listed $99,000<br />
Listed $305,000<br />
965 SEASHORE BRIDGE ROAD,<br />
LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />
3 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Jason Casella<br />
Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />
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235 E GARFIELD AVENUE &<br />
3719 PACIFIC AVENUE,<br />
WILDWOOD<br />
Motel Style Apartment & Lot<br />
Bojidar Dimitrov, 609-849-8339<br />
12 BROOKS AVENUE,<br />
SWAINTON<br />
Close to Avalon<br />
Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />
941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />
300 FULLING MILL ROAD,<br />
VILLAS<br />
3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Bojidar Dimitrov<br />
Broker Associate, 609-849-8339
BARBARA McPHERSON<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Serving Clients<br />
for 20 Years:<br />
Buying, Selling<br />
& Renting<br />
609-780-7652<br />
Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
108 ABERDEEN WAY, RIO GRANDE<br />
HOLLY STEGER<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Life is short, buy<br />
the beach house!<br />
Contact me for a<br />
free Comparative<br />
Market Analysis.<br />
609-846-4819<br />
Holly@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
2020 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />
2017 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />
1151 INDIANA AVENUE, CAPE MAY<br />
UNDER CONTRACT! Looking to sell? List with me!<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - Take a virtual tour!<br />
$849,500<br />
KIMBERLY GIPPLE<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Resorts & Second<br />
Home Specialist<br />
MARGARET<br />
KITTNER BETHEL<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
#KeepinItRealty<br />
Accredited Buyers<br />
Representative<br />
609-972-9302<br />
Kim@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
2015-2018 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />
2019 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Silver<br />
2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 & 2020<br />
Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />
609-408-1012<br />
MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
103 EAST VIRGINIA AVENUE, VILLAS<br />
21 LEHIGH AVENUE, DEL HAVEN This well-maintained<br />
cottage could be your<br />
new home! Pretty as<br />
a picture and easy<br />
to care for with vinyl<br />
siding. Beautiful<br />
hardwood flooring<br />
throughout, except for<br />
the tiled bath. This home features two bedrooms and a<br />
full bath. The open concept living area with a cathedral<br />
ceiling is large enough for a both dining and living<br />
JUST SOLD! $185,000 Call me to find your dream home!<br />
room furnishings. There is a laundry closet, an updated<br />
kitchen and a large back yard with privacy fencing and a<br />
huge deck. Listed at $210,000.<br />
Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />
CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />
NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2020<br />
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Toni Teschnet<br />
Dave, Christine<br />
Susan, Bill<br />
Douglas, Karen<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
CAPE MAY GEM<br />
722 Corgie Street, Cape May<br />
Asking Price $1,579,000<br />
Truly a rare and exceptional find in Cape May, this<br />
Victorian is within walking distance to the beaches<br />
and the Washington Street mall. Located on historic<br />
Corgie Street sits this two-and-a-half story home.<br />
Featuring a full-length front porch, living room with<br />
fireplace, dining room with fireplace, large kitchen<br />
and family room, eight bedrooms, three baths and<br />
laundry area. Pride of ownership is everywhere!<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
William Bezaire<br />
Owner/Broker<br />
Cell 609-827-3513<br />
bill@cbcapemay.com<br />
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Tom, Joyce<br />
Linda, Chuck<br />
Jim, Judy<br />
Tony, Trisha Frank, Joann Lee celebrating his 50th with Colleen<br />
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Jersey Cape Rental Team<br />
Olivia, Lauren, Shannon, Ann, Diana<br />
609-884-5800<br />
Your Summer<br />
Vacation Awaits!<br />
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com<br />
DEE LANZALOTTI,<br />
LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />
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Bobby, Alexis<br />
Stacey, Shannon<br />
Stefanie, Erik<br />
Joe, Joe Mike, Jen Kim, Jim<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
QUINTESSENTIAL CAPE MAY POINT COTTAGE<br />
607 Cape May, Cape May Point<br />
Asking Price $849,000<br />
The present owners purchased in 2013 and have done<br />
extensive work. New roof, siding, insulation, wood<br />
flooring, windows and wiring. Two bedrooms are<br />
upstairs, and the front porch is currently being used<br />
as a third bedroom. The property is an oversized 50 x<br />
120 corner lot. Plants surround the home providing<br />
beautiful flowers from spring to fall. There is a large<br />
deck to enjoy those quiet summer evenings and a<br />
storage shed for all your seasonal items.<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
Darcy Dickenson<br />
Sales Associate<br />
Cell 609-602-4122<br />
darcydickenson@hotmail.com<br />
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512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com<br />
VICTORIAN STEPS TO THE BEACH<br />
TRANQUILITY<br />
RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT<br />
RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT<br />
26 Gurney Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $1,749,000<br />
6 Bedrooms / 4 Baths<br />
BROADWAY BEACH CONDO<br />
213 E Vineyard Court,<br />
Lower Township<br />
ASKING PRICE: $489,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths<br />
1506 Velvento, Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $969,000<br />
Newest subdivision in prestigious<br />
Poverty Beach section of Cape May<br />
1504 Velvento, Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $969,000<br />
Newest subdivision in prestigious<br />
Poverty Beach section of Cape May<br />
WASHINGTON COMMONS<br />
211 Beach Avenue, 1 st Fl,<br />
Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $1,150,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths, with pool<br />
315 Ocean Street, Unit 3,<br />
Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $60,000<br />
2000 sq ft Retail Space<br />
CLASSIC VICTORIAN<br />
ARTS & CRAFT STYLE HOME<br />
Open House<br />
May 22<br />
10am-1pm<br />
122 Eldredge Avenue,<br />
West Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $1,300,000<br />
5 Bedrooms / 3 Baths<br />
Serving the Cape May area<br />
for 120 years for all your<br />
sale and rental needs!<br />
222 Hand Avenue,<br />
Cape May Court House<br />
ASKING PRICE: $349,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 2.5 Baths<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />
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Zoe Lord<br />
Salesperson /Front Desk Manager<br />
Direct: 609.408.6772<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
ZLord@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
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FOR SALE!<br />
217 ARIZONA AVENUE,<br />
VILLAS<br />
4 BR/2 BA home with an<br />
additional bonus room above<br />
the detached two car garage.<br />
$399,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
600 WINSLOW AVENUE,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1 BA home along with a<br />
second floor deck of the<br />
24 x 24 two car garage.<br />
$424,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Ryan, Erika<br />
FOR SALE<br />
542 New England Rd,<br />
Lower Township<br />
Stefanie, Becka<br />
JUST LISTED! Bay Springs Farm is located in the center of a rare natural<br />
dune forest on the island of Cape May. This oasis consists of a 10 acre parcel,<br />
4,445 sq ft of living split between a 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath home and a loft<br />
efficiency guest quarters above a large 2 bay garage. Listed at $1,950,000<br />
Gail Wilsey-Morrison<br />
Broker Associate<br />
609-602-0405 cell<br />
gailwilsey@gmail.com<br />
Long & Foster Real Estate<br />
501 Lafayette Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-1007<br />
Guests enjoyed a night of cocktails and painting with the cutest sloth, Eliot!<br />
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Eliot tried his hand at painting!<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Eliot<br />
Ryan Griffin<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.602.5578<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
SOLD!<br />
1005 PITTSBURGH AVE.,<br />
UNIT 102, CAPE MAY<br />
Listing Agent<br />
Closing Date: 5/7/21<br />
Sold Price: $875,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
778 PARK BLVD.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/3 BA single family<br />
home located close to the<br />
beach and downtown.<br />
$775,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
425 THIRD AVE.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/2 BA single family<br />
home in close proximity<br />
to all the area amenities.<br />
$679,000<br />
RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
603 SUNSET BLVD.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
New construction! 6 BR/4 BA<br />
home located across from<br />
the Nature Conservancy.<br />
$1,275,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA ranch home<br />
located on a 55 x 125 lot<br />
with yard backing up to<br />
woods. $825,000<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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1224 Idaho Avenue, Cape May<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,550,000<br />
15 Gurney St, Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,788,000<br />
211 Beach Ave #6, Cape May<br />
1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $569,000<br />
Beautiful Setting<br />
Charming rancher on over-sized lot with<br />
front and rear decks, beautiful kitchen<br />
and baths, detached 2-car garage with<br />
finished room above.<br />
1002 Batts Ln, Cold Spring<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $829,900<br />
New Construction<br />
Beautiful 2,500 sq ft home being built<br />
near the canal and on Cape Island. Close<br />
to downtown Historic Cape May.<br />
104,102 Eldredge, Del Haven<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $549,900<br />
New Price!<br />
Well-maintained cottage close to beach<br />
with ocean-view front porch. Rear deck,<br />
off-street parking, and full basement.<br />
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$969,000 each<br />
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unit with wonderful views! Beautifully<br />
maintained, just steps to the beach,<br />
excellent rental history.<br />
1624 New Jersey, Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $1,999,000<br />
Ocean Views!<br />
Third floor has great room, sun deck<br />
and master suite with stunning views!<br />
One house off the beach entrance at<br />
Wilmington and Beach Avenues.<br />
427 E Miami, Wildwood Crest<br />
Business - $450,000<br />
Includes Adjacent Lot!<br />
Upside-down, open layout home with<br />
chef’s kitchen, elevator, and just a block<br />
and a half to the Delaware Bay.<br />
Build your Dream Home!<br />
New Cape May Development! Readyto-go<br />
building lots, very close to the<br />
beach. Golden Opportunity in a great<br />
neighborhood!<br />
Sun Dog on the Beach<br />
Both Real Estate and turnkey Business!<br />
Popular casual beachfront restaurant with<br />
covered outside patio area. Completely<br />
updated.<br />
Open 7 days a week<br />
With our full-time professional Realtors<br />
& a fully dedicated rental team<br />
609-884-5800<br />
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Kelly, Casey<br />
Beth, Steve, Karen, Katelyn, Tracey<br />
Lynn, Phil<br />
Pete and family<br />
Sienna, Taylor, Delaney, Shelly, Chrissy, Bonnie<br />
Joan, Chris<br />
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Ally, Nicole
The Exit Zero Crossword<br />
The theme is Baking... compiled by Nicole James<br />
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5<br />
6 7<br />
9 10<br />
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12<br />
Kathleen Satt<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.972.4014<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
13 14 15<br />
16<br />
19<br />
ACROSS<br />
1. Common term for a tiny<br />
amount of salt used. (5)<br />
6. The Betty of baking. (7)<br />
9. Company whose mascot is<br />
Poppin’ Fresh. (9)<br />
10. To fold and press dough<br />
before baking. (5)<br />
14. The “Best Buns on the Beach”<br />
in Cape May. (8)<br />
16. Salted or unsalted. (6)<br />
17. How many in a baker’s<br />
dozen? (8)<br />
19. Individual cakes. (8)<br />
20. Coffee-flavored dessert with<br />
ladyfingers. (8)<br />
22. Used to flatten pastry dough.<br />
(7,3)<br />
23. You consume a lot of this<br />
when eating baked goods. (5)<br />
17 18<br />
20 21<br />
22<br />
23<br />
DOWN<br />
2. Oatmeal, Chocolate Chip and<br />
Sugar e.g. (7)<br />
3. Prevents sticking to pan. (6)<br />
4. Baking tool made up of wire<br />
loops to whip. (5)<br />
5. Flour, eggs, butter, milk, salt,<br />
etc. (11)<br />
7. Not baking powder, but<br />
baking... (4)<br />
8. Located on Carpenters<br />
Lane, known for ice cream<br />
sandwiches. (5,3)<br />
11. One half of a Brookie, not 2<br />
down. (7)<br />
12. More than a teaspoon but<br />
less than a cup. (10)<br />
13. Follow this when baking. (6)<br />
15. What you’ll do to remove<br />
lumps from flour. (4)<br />
16. Where we ate this week.<br />
(5,4)<br />
18. Comes from a chicken. (4)<br />
21. Used to decorate 19 across.<br />
(5)<br />
SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 35<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
129 SWAINTON GOSHEN<br />
ROAD, CMCH<br />
3 BR/2 BA rancher sits on<br />
a 102 x 154 wooded lot.<br />
$269,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
MaryAnn Donahue<br />
Broker Associate<br />
Direct: 484.614.5798<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True Call<br />
MaryAnn & Start Packing!<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
1295 LAFAYETTE STREET,<br />
UNIT I, CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/3 BA condo located just<br />
over the bridge in the center<br />
of Cape May’s marina district.<br />
$699,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
26 E RAVENWOOD DRIVE,<br />
OCEAN VIEW<br />
4 BR/2.5 BA home<br />
situated on over 2.5 acres.<br />
$635,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
100 GENEVA AVENUE,<br />
DEL HAVEN<br />
2 unit duplex home located on<br />
a corner lot, close to the Bay.<br />
$239,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May , NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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Exit Zero<br />
Boombox<br />
Enjoy private dining with Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Jon Bon Jovi, David Hasselhoff and<br />
Magic Johnson at Exit Zero Filling Station’s new BOOMBOX TRAILER. As well as being<br />
surrounded by these icons, you’ll get the use of a Boombox and classic 80s cassettes.<br />
Reservations must be made in advance with a rental fee of $25 for a couple and $50<br />
for a party of 3 to 6. Call 609-770-8479 for availability.