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EXIT ZERO<br />

cape may’s peppy periodical • may 20, 2021 • volume 19, number 15<br />

Biking By The Beach<br />

With another Cape May summer on the horizon, more people are out and about<br />

through town. Jessica and Jason enjoyed a late bike ride just before sunset on the<br />

promenade. More photographs around Cape May inside. Aleksey Moryakov


OUR TEAM PROUDLY SUPPORTS<br />

THE DEAN RANDAZZO CANCER FOUNDATION<br />

2021 13th Annual Paddle For A Cause<br />

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Location: Ventnor, NJ<br />

Date: June 12th<br />

4 Mile, 8 Mile and 22.5 Mile Paddle Events<br />

PLEASE HELP OUR TEAM RAISE MONIES FOR<br />

THOSE WHO ARE BATTLING CANCER<br />

DONATE: runsignup.com/Dean2021desatnick<br />

TheDRCF.org<br />

The DRCF is a Non- Profit 501(C)(3) Charitable Organization<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May 609.884.1300<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com


5/16: Carole Ward’s Birthday Celebration At Vintage<br />

Matt, Madison Ron, Mike Tom, Shelly<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

« OPEN<br />

DINNER - Nightly<br />

LUNCH - Fri-Sun<br />

Order ONLINE @<br />

luckybones.com<br />

« Easy, Safe<br />

Pick-up at<br />

SHACK in<br />

the BACK<br />

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Backwater GrillE<br />

1200 ROUTE 109 S<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-TOGO<br />

« Custom Canned<br />

Cocktails and<br />

Drafts<br />

« Family-Sized<br />

GRANDMA PIE<br />

Half & Full<br />

Sheet Pan Size<br />

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INDOOR & OUTDOOR<br />

DINING 11:30-10 daily<br />

Wed-Sat 6-9<br />

Live music on the patio<br />

5/16: Carole Ward’s Birthday<br />

Celebration At Vintage<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Sun 11:30-2:30<br />

Bottomless mimosas<br />

Music by DJ Mike Dempsey<br />

Theresa, Carole, Barbara, Dottie<br />

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />

Four Generations Carole, Mary, Shelly Madison<br />

Serving Lunch Tues-Sun<br />

& Dinner Every Night<br />

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com<br />

Madison, Carole, Dottie, Thomas<br />

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live music<br />

MAY 22 … Que Farkas<br />

MAY 28 … Marc Storace<br />

MAY 29 … John Mcnutt Duo<br />

JUN 5 ... ElevenEleven Duo<br />

JUN 12 ... Que Farkas<br />

A Cape May<br />

Classic<br />

since 1926<br />

OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />

All Your Favorite Mug Dishes... Plus Cocktails, Beer & Wine To Go!<br />

426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />

May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 5


Download COLLIER’S LIQUOR on the App Store<br />

today! Save 10% on your first order: SAVE10<br />

5/16: Carole Ward’s Birthday<br />

Celebration At Vintage<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

OPEN Mon-Thu 10-9,<br />

Fri & Sat 10-10, Sun 11-9<br />

New wine selections arriving daily!<br />

SAVE 10% on 6 bottles or more!<br />

202 JACKSON v 609-884-8488<br />

Follow us on Instagram & Facebook for Weekly Specials<br />

Tom, Shelly, Carole, Thomas, Madison<br />

Uncle Bill’s<br />

And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />

Mike, Barbara, Diane, Carole, Michael<br />

Open daily 6:30-2<br />

Join our team! All positions available.<br />

BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />

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Tom, Carole, Thomas, Mary, Shelly Madison


The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’<br />

Open Every Day 9-6 • 609-886-5121<br />

1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS<br />

Now Carrying<br />

Fresh-Cut<br />

Tomahawk<br />

Steaks<br />

USDA Choice & Above-Custom Cut Meats<br />

& Fresh Cut-to-Order Deli Meats & Cheeses<br />

GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...<br />

« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages<br />

« Regional Award-Winning Bacon<br />

« National Award-Winning Hams<br />

« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili<br />

WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS<br />

« Cape May Crab Cakes<br />

« Busy Bee Honey<br />

« Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans<br />

« Hank Sauce<br />

« Cape May Peanut Butter<br />

May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 7


The Exit Zero Information Page<br />

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />

ABOUT US<br />

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />

SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />

Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />

General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />

Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />

Content Manager Nicole James<br />

Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />

Melissa O’Donnell<br />

Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />

Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />

609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />

Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />

is delivered to around 300<br />

establishments in the area. We also<br />

operate a retail store, a restaurant<br />

and bar, all under the umbrella of Exit<br />

Zero Filling Station, located at 110<br />

Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />

Cape Island.<br />

«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />

(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />

tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />

on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />

call us on 609-770-8479.<br />

MAKE A RESERVATION<br />

«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />

PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />

call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />

but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />

show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />

READ US ONLINE<br />

«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />

vacation. Email your photos and details<br />

to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />

VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />

send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />

ADVERTISE<br />

Please note: We no longer offer<br />

subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />

Too many people were receiving issues<br />

very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />

That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />

by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />

$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />

is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />

609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />

«Exit Zero Filling Station is open yearround<br />

Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9.<br />

To make a reservation for our private<br />

dining trailers, please call 609-770-<br />

8479.<br />

«You can read our issues online,<br />

courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />

Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />

click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />

Enjoy!<br />

«This magazine is funded through<br />

advertising – so please support our<br />

advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />

packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />

u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />

We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />

CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />

Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by May 27. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero Filling<br />

Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image Happy hunting!<br />

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5/15: Buttonwood Manor Soft<br />

Opening On Broadway<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Harbor<br />

View<br />

Ross, Lauren, Linda, Amanda<br />

RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />

Inside & Outside Dining<br />

Serving Lunch & Dinner<br />

Thursday-Sunday<br />

HALF-<br />

PRICE<br />

APPS!<br />

Thu- Fri<br />

3-6pm<br />

Voted<br />

THE BEST<br />

Happy Hour<br />

in NJ!<br />

Jacklyn, Angie, Nina, Lori<br />

Can’t-Miss Specials!<br />

thursday night $18 Prime Rib Dinner<br />

Angie, Cara, Abigail, Lori<br />

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com<br />

May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 9


5/15: Buttonwood Manor Soft Opening On Broadway<br />

Ross and Lauren — the pair running the Buttonwood Manor.<br />

Angie, Ron<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

THE NAIL<br />

IS BACK!<br />

Summer is right around the corner—and the Rusty Nail is ready!<br />

Kick off the season at our iconic bar and restaurant, serving up<br />

coastal cuisine, craft cocktails and the coldest draft beer<br />

in Cape May.<br />

Open DAILY | RESERVATIONS SUGGESTED<br />

RUSTYNAILCAPEMAY.COM<br />

205 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY, NJ 08204 | (609) 884-0017<br />

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Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />

9 Luxr Guest Rooms<br />

Sering Dinner<br />

Beginning at 5pm<br />

RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />

Live Piano Satrday Evenings<br />

1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090<br />

WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM<br />

• Limited Indoor Capacity •<br />

May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 11


5/15: Buttonwood Manor Soft<br />

Opening On Broadway<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Want to be seen<br />

by around 21,000<br />

people every week?<br />

Advertise in EZ!<br />

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com<br />

Rob, Jake, Rob, Greg, Nate<br />

GREAT STEAKS<br />

AND SEAFOOD<br />

BAR OPEN<br />

TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY<br />

STARTING AT 4pm<br />

SERVING DINNER<br />

TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY<br />

STARTING AT 5pm<br />

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />

Page 12 EXIT ZERO May 20, 2021<br />

Jack, Tony, Mike, Ross, Casey, Kindle<br />

Erin, Jess, Buddy, Cara


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fIVe tIMeS fAMoUS<br />

fRI 7pM<br />

fAT mEZz<br />

sAT 6pM<br />

cHEeZY & tHE cRAcKErS<br />

sUN 6pM<br />

tHE lOCaLS<br />

mON 6pM<br />

sPAcE cAMp<br />

LIVE<br />

BROADCAST<br />

WITH BUSTER<br />

FROM Q102<br />

4-7PM<br />

609-846-7918<br />

Mudhenbrew.com<br />

wildwood<br />

127 W. Rio grande ave.<br />

May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 13


Exit Zero Hospitality Is Hiring!<br />

we’re looking for...<br />

• Prep Chefs<br />

• Sauté Chefs<br />

• Line Cooks<br />

• Prep Cooks<br />

• Dishwashers<br />

• Expeditors<br />

• Food Runners<br />

• Bussers<br />

• Managers<br />

• Servers<br />

• Bartenders<br />

• Hosts<br />

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we’re requiring...<br />

• At least 1-2 years’ experience in a similar position (preferred)<br />

• Qualification from a culinary school (preferred for Chefs)<br />

• In-depth knowledge of food principles and best practices<br />

• Passion for creating incredible food that delights and attracts customers<br />

• Excellent communication skills<br />

• Ability to thrive in a high-pressure environment<br />

• Exceptional standards for cleanliness, health and safety<br />

• Available to work on call, shifts, after hours, over weekends and on holidays<br />

Please email resume to info@exitzero.com<br />

with the position you are applying for in the subject line


5/15: Buttonwood Manor Soft<br />

Opening On Broadway<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Claire, Erin, Francis<br />

10am-10pm l Free Delivery<br />

Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />

Adored by<br />

Visitors...<br />

Loved by<br />

Locals!<br />

Steve, Tristan, Co, Matt<br />

New<br />

Gluten-free<br />

options!<br />

Monday 8-9, Tuesday 8-2<br />

Wednesday-Saturday 8-9<br />

& Sunday 8-2<br />

Dan, Scott, Cat, August<br />

Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />

May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 15


Where We’re Eating<br />

Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week<br />

CAPE MAY’S ONLY<br />

BEACHFRONT LIQUOR STORE<br />

HOURS: THURSDAY - SUNDAY · 10AM - 10PM<br />

BEACH AT MADISON AVENUE • CAPE MAY, NJ<br />

(609) 884-6114 • HARRYSCAPEMAY.COM<br />

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Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />

maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s<br />

excellent dining establishments. Everything is totally different<br />

on the food landscape these days, but in the interests of<br />

the public, we are still venturing out there and enjoying the<br />

victuals provided by local eateries.<br />

The place: Beach Plum Bakery and Café on Perry Street. It’s connected<br />

to West End Garage and right across from Wilbraham Park.<br />

We took the “Where We’re Snacking” route this week for a quick bite.<br />

The barista: Cassidy has been at Beach Plum Bakery for over two<br />

years and is heading into her third summer. She started as a baker<br />

and has since moved to the front as head barista. She told us how baking<br />

was just a hobby and she’s thrilled it turned into a job. Cassidy<br />

loves working there, especially because it coincides with her coffee<br />

addiction — something Kayla and Nicole can relate to. She was super<br />

knowledgeable and helpful when we couldn’t decide on what item we<br />

wanted — there were so many sweets to choose from.<br />

The vibe: It was a sunny afternoon and Kayla and Nicole were in<br />

the mood for a snack and in desperate need of a second coffee. We<br />

were lucky to grab a spot at a small table outside to enjoy it. It was in<br />

the high 60s and a perfect opportunity to people watch — plenty of<br />

bikers, small groups wandering the streets in search of something to<br />

do and tons of cars heading into town for the weekend. In the midst<br />

of it all, we also enjoyed a quick chat with Doug Marandino of Cape<br />

May Honey Farm — he pulled up to drop off some things to West End<br />

Garage. We were thrilled to get some fresh air and eat on location<br />

rather than at our desks after a long year full of takeout.<br />

The snacks: Before arriving, Kayla and Nicole had their sights set<br />

on their draft coffee. They each enjoyed a Black and Tan — cold brew<br />

mixed with their draft latte over ice which never disappoints. After<br />

some thinking, Kayla opted for the banana chocolate chip bread while<br />

Nicole enjoyed a pumpkin muffin with cream cheese icing. Everything<br />

was fresh and tender — definitely somewhere they plan to return.<br />

The takeaway: Beach Plum Bakery and Café is open Friday<br />

through Monday from 8 to 2. All their items are baked fresh daily with<br />

new items popping up through the week — it’s a great spot for your<br />

sweet tooth. And, if you love baking, they are hiring!


5/15: Around The Promenade Before Sunset<br />

Debbie, Erin, Kelly, Erin, Cara<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Discover La Mer Beachfront<br />

Resort's Restaurant<br />

Serving incredible dishes using the freshest<br />

ingredients, many of which feature seafood<br />

caught right off our coast.<br />

Serving<br />

Breakfast,<br />

Lunch &<br />

Dinner<br />

Call for hours<br />

of operation<br />

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />

capemaylamer.com/dining<br />

May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 17


Feed Our Friends<br />

Exit Zero Filling Station has enjoyed delivering meals to many deserving families since April 2020 and have no plans to stop any time soon. It’s called<br />

FEED OUR FRIENDS and we will deliver a feast of food to a deserving individual or family. It could be someone who has been a great volunteer and<br />

community servant, or someone who just needs a break.<br />

The only way to nominate someone is to write to info@exitzero.com with FEED OUR FRIENDS in the subject line.<br />

Give us the name, address, cell number and tell us why they deserve it. We will do the rest!<br />

Brunell family<br />

Miller and Zeiss family<br />

Dougherty family<br />

Cathy Smith with EZ employee Melissa O’Donnell<br />

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Undertow<br />

Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />

Oh boy! Summer is almost here! So<br />

be sure to wear your mask. Or not<br />

wear your mask. Or wear your mask<br />

sometimes. Or all the time. Unless<br />

you’re indoors, then definitely wear<br />

your mask. Unless you’re fully vaccinated, then<br />

definitely remove your mask. Unless you’re in a<br />

non-mask mandate state, then definitely take<br />

off your mask. Unless you’re in New Jersey,<br />

then definitely sometimes wear your mask.<br />

See, this is why the government should never<br />

be in charge of anything. Honestly, Chick-<br />

Fil-A should’ve just run this whole thing from<br />

the beginning.<br />

Now that I’m on my full-time singing<br />

schedule, I won’t be waiting tables at Exit Zero<br />

Filling Station until the fall, which means I’m<br />

missing out on meeting all the new incoming<br />

summer staff. So Friday night I introduced<br />

myself to Caiti Dix, who seems like a perfectly<br />

nice and normal person, which is why I was so<br />

shocked to learn she’s Sandra Debenderfer’s<br />

daughter. With that bloodline, you just know<br />

she has to be a little weird.... (I will copy<br />

and paste Sandra’s proportional Facebook<br />

response in next week’s column.)<br />

EZFS Customer of the Week: During our<br />

TNT gigs, Tim Joyce and I often banter with the<br />

crowd, Tim saying something stupid, me making<br />

fun of him for it, Tim mis-hearing something,<br />

me translating it for him, Tim whining<br />

about how cold or hungry he is, me telling him<br />

to cry more, and so on. Well, on Tuesday we<br />

badgered a local fella named Phil Courtney,<br />

and it turns out he’s having his first-ever art<br />

show at SOMA next month (June 5-July 4 to be<br />

precise), so go check out his stuff and buy some<br />

of it why doncha? Bonus points for his son Tim<br />

being a great karaoke performer. His version of<br />

“Tequila” brought a tear to the eye. Remember<br />

that 15 years I hosted karaoke?<br />

Thanks a LOT Tish Roussos of the Week:<br />

Tim and I arrived for our Tuesday gig (we play<br />

every Tuesday, Friday and Saturday, 5-9) and,<br />

as ever, asked the manager where they wanted<br />

us, inside or out. Tish replied, “Well, Camille<br />

(Peruto) played outside all night last night<br />

and it was lovely.” While I agree that Camille<br />

is lovely, we are not Camille! Meaning we are<br />

much older, crankier and prone to complaining.<br />

So, two hours after breaking down our<br />

gear and moving it from the dining room to the<br />

deck, we broke down our gear from the deck<br />

and moved it back to the dining room because<br />

the temperature dipped under 50 and Tim<br />

sounded like he was playing guitar with boxing<br />

gloves on. So… thanks a lot, Tish.<br />

Speaking of chilly gigs, our Rusty Nail<br />

debut last Sunday was a bit on the frigid side<br />

(55 degrees in Cape May means 45 degrees<br />

with a prevailing headwind at the Nail) but<br />

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Page 20 EXIT ZERO May 20, 2021<br />

was quite enjoyable. It’s always<br />

fun to reacquaint myself with the<br />

Rusty Nail staff every season, like<br />

good old What’s His Face, the<br />

bartender, and Miss Whooziwatz,<br />

the waitress. (Look, I meet and<br />

re-meet these people every six<br />

months, I can’t be expected to<br />

remember their names, can I?)<br />

I flipped on 101.5 WCFA last<br />

Thursday morning for my delivery<br />

route (if you’re reading this<br />

in Cape May Point, West Cape<br />

May, the Marina, Rio Grande,<br />

Lower Township, Villas or North<br />

Cape May, I probably dropped<br />

it off wherever you picked it up<br />

so YOU’RE WELCOME) and<br />

IMMEDIATELY flipped it back<br />

off. Why? Because “Just A Gigolo”<br />

was playing, which instantly<br />

makes me think of Parker Smith<br />

and I hate things that make me<br />

instantly think of Parker Smith.<br />

Why did I instantly think of<br />

Parker Smith, you might ask?<br />

Shut up and I’ll tell you, I might<br />

answer. It’s because Parker must<br />

have performed that song 10,000<br />

times in 30 different shows at<br />

Elaine’s and it is forever etched<br />

in my brain. Yes, it’s as horrible<br />

as it sounds. But, since I’m the<br />

one who put that song in about a<br />

dozen of those shows, I have only<br />

myself to blame. Bad Terry. Bad.<br />

Speaking of Elaine’s, I am<br />

told that they have scrubbed their<br />

website of all mention of their dinner<br />

theater, leading one to believe<br />

that perhaps they have closed it.<br />

While I have certainly had my<br />

issues with them over the years,<br />

this would be very sad. When I<br />

picked up and moved my life to<br />

Cape May at the tender age of 23<br />

(we felt so adult then, didn’t we?),<br />

it was to spend the 1993 season<br />

working at Elaine’s. Twenty-nine<br />

seasons later (13 of them spent at<br />

Elaine’s over three tours of duty)<br />

I’m still here. Where that falls on<br />

the scale of Good-to-Bad Things<br />

is not for me to decide, but none<br />

of any of this happens if I don’t<br />

make that initial leap. Elaine’s will<br />

always be a part of me.<br />

Since I write this stupid column<br />

on Saturday mornings and<br />

it doesn’t come out til Thurasday<br />

and because I’m bad at math and<br />

calendars, I often miss notable<br />

birthdays and special occasions.<br />

So, happy three weeks belated<br />

Mother’s Day to all you fantastic<br />

women, happy preemptive<br />

Father’s Day to all you awesome<br />

dudes (of which I am the awesomest<br />

because my kids are all<br />

awesome), and Merry Christmas!<br />

(Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish<br />

reader.)<br />

Levi Update of the Week: If<br />

you’ll recall, we adopted a barn<br />

kitten several weeks ago. We<br />

weren’t entirely sure he was going<br />

to make it, being so young and<br />

separated from his mother so<br />

early, but we figured out how to<br />

get some food in him (I was today<br />

years old when I discovered they<br />

made formula for kittens) and the<br />

little fella battled his way to robust<br />

good health thanks to the humans<br />

who nurtured him. In exchange<br />

for all the late night feedings and<br />

midnight cuddles, Levi spends<br />

every waking hour trying to claw<br />

our eyes out. Little asshole.<br />

I’ve been greatly enjoying the<br />

ongoing process of setting up my<br />

new Facebook page. I only have to<br />

remove 6.999 billion more friend<br />

suggestions before I get to zero.<br />

Weekly Weight Watch:<br />

(Leaving the Beard Watch out<br />

for the time being as I expect to<br />

spend most of the summer wearing<br />

my standard salt-and-pepper,<br />

super-sexy vandyke.) I dipped<br />

back under 240 to 239.5 this week,<br />

which I’ll take after a two week<br />

quarantine spent mostly eating<br />

food from bags and draining bottles<br />

of Tito’s (there’s only so many<br />

times you can mow your lawn<br />

before the neighbors start asking<br />

questions). My summer diet<br />

starts in earnest TODAY (okay,<br />

Monday) as I try once again to<br />

reach my goal of 199.5 by New<br />

Year’s Eve. Stop laughing. I can do<br />

it. I might get horribly ill or lose a<br />

limb. You never know.<br />

’Til next week, don’t get<br />

caught in The Undertow.


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5/15: Benefit For Matt Juliano<br />

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New Show At SOMA<br />

The NewArt Gallery announces second art exhibition of the 2021 season<br />

SOMA NewArt Gallery announces its<br />

second art exhibition of the 2021 season,<br />

featuring three regional solo artists<br />

and their work. “Continuum” by<br />

Wendy Wolfinger Coleman, “Cape May<br />

Light and Shadow” by Phil Courtney and “On<br />

A Solitary Walk” by Evelyn Dolan will be on<br />

display June 5 through July 4.<br />

Coleman’s continuum connects representational<br />

work with abstract work through<br />

a vibrant array of colors, texture and light.<br />

Courtney portrays nature’s beauty and captures<br />

Cape May’s glowing luminescence with ease<br />

and proficiency. Dolan was inspired by unusual<br />

concepts this year having time to reflect on<br />

positive aspects of a confined existence.<br />

There will be an opening night Meet the<br />

Artist reception on Saturday, June 5 from 6 to<br />

9pm. Art lovers are invited to attend and enjoy<br />

an evening of art and conversation.<br />

SOMA is located at 31 Perry Street in<br />

Carpenters Square Mall, Cape May. For more<br />

information, please contact the gallery by<br />

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“Jackson Street Color” by Phil Courtney and more can be seen at the gallery beginning June 5.<br />

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The Movie Column<br />

By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />

When movies reimagined succeed<br />

financially, does it automatically<br />

mean you have a new<br />

classic? The concept seems<br />

sound enough. Take all the best<br />

Disney animated creations and turn them into<br />

live-action movies. Honestly, I haven’t been<br />

impressed so far. When I see a new one on<br />

the horizon, I don’t usually mark my calendar.<br />

This was different with the movie Mulan.<br />

Here, I did want to jot down a release date.<br />

Turns out that release date was a moving target<br />

because of the pandemic. Early glimpses<br />

of the film were captivating, with sweeping<br />

landscapes and a promising premise. It<br />

reminded me of a documentary I enjoyed and<br />

reviewed — The Eagle Huntress (2016).<br />

I don’t remember seeing the entire animated<br />

version of Mulan (1998), but I understood<br />

the premise. In Imperial China sometime<br />

in the 15th century, a young girl (only<br />

child) leaves her family to fight as a soldier in<br />

place of her aging father. To do this, she must<br />

impersonate a male. With the help of supernatural<br />

powers of chi, she rises from the ranks<br />

of the other soldiers to become a true warrior.<br />

Given what I’d seen in previews, I was<br />

intrigued to watch the new Mulan. I can’t say<br />

that for the same successful live-action movies<br />

created recently. These include: Beauty and<br />

the Beast (2017), Aladdin (2019), and The Lion<br />

King (also 2019). Actually, I saw maybe more<br />

of these three films that I can remember —<br />

maybe they just didn’t leave an impression.<br />

The new adaptation of Mulan is not without<br />

its controversy. It appears that Disney<br />

shot some of the film in areas of China where<br />

human rights violations are being investigated.<br />

Disney keeps a low profile about this.<br />

Less controversial is the storyline changes<br />

that were apparent if you’re a big fan of the<br />

original. And the film is based on a legendary<br />

story — some were disappointed it wasn’t<br />

more accurately told. But on its own, the<br />

film delivers a clear storyline, outstanding art<br />

direction and cinematography, and messaging<br />

that empowers women. The original animated<br />

film had a love interest subplot that was less<br />

pronounced in this version.<br />

Mulan was very enjoyable, and some say<br />

the best live action film in the Disney series<br />

of remakes so far. Controversy aside, it would<br />

appear that Disney is starting to hit a stride<br />

with these offerings. And there are many<br />

more stories to tell. The Little Mermaid, Hercules<br />

and others are in the works already. Proof of<br />

concept behind them now, it seems like this<br />

trend is here to stay.<br />

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Bird Droppings<br />

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />

It’s kite time. No not the paper and balsa<br />

wood kind that vexed Charlie Brown.<br />

Named by Alexander Wilson for a bird<br />

he collected in 1811, the bird was first<br />

recorded by Al Nicholson in Cape May<br />

in the 1960s. Since then, these Peregrinesized-and-shaped<br />

birds of prey have been<br />

recorded annually with up to half a dozen<br />

present at one time. Preying upon large flying<br />

insects that they secure with their talons in<br />

mid-swoop, the birds consume prey in the air.<br />

In years marked by the emergence of the<br />

17-year locust or cicada, more of these southern<br />

beauties might be expected to travel north<br />

of their range. The birds have been found<br />

breeding as far north as New Hampshire and<br />

the birds have expanded their range westward<br />

taking advantage of the tree-planting<br />

predilection of our species. Golf courses<br />

seem attractive to these birds who find in<br />

the wooded edge trees tall enough to support<br />

their stick nests. The nests are often found<br />

next to a wasp nest, which affords a level of air<br />

defense for eggs and young. Nesting in colonies,<br />

woe to any golfer whose ball lands in the<br />

trees beneath a kite nest. Adult birds may be<br />

counted upon to mount a defense. Forget the<br />

ball. Take a penalty shot and move on.<br />

Northerly winds offer the best viewing<br />

opportunity for kite watching in Cape<br />

May. These winds ferry the birds and the<br />

dragonflies they consume down to the tip of<br />

the peninsula. Cape May Point State Park is<br />

a fine vantage point as is the Beanery/Rea<br />

Farm. The kites sometimes join late migrating<br />

Broad-winged Hawks whose wings will be<br />

showing gaps caused by molt. Kites are more<br />

buoyant with pale heads and tails that swivel<br />

as they maneuver to capture prey.<br />

If you are fortunate, you may see a<br />

Swallow-tailed Kite, an Osprey-sized aerialist<br />

with a splayed tail. These large kites may<br />

be drawn north by the cicada emergence but<br />

are annual in Cape May. Mississippi Kite’s<br />

will be present until early June. Swallowtailed<br />

Kite? Dumb luck, but possible if the<br />

winds are northerly and skies are clear.<br />

To see these migrating birds of prey, you’ll<br />

need binoculars. Scan the base of cumulus<br />

clouds. These are the terminal stage of a<br />

rising column of warm air that birds of prey<br />

ride aloft. Wear sunscreen. Dark glasses and<br />

a baseball cap help reduce glare and protect<br />

your eyes. What power binoculars? It doesn’t<br />

matter — any magnification helps. As for<br />

identification, the big Sibley guide offers a<br />

two-page spread of raptors in flight and Jerry<br />

Liguiri’s Hawks at a Distance is a classic.<br />

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The Activity Column<br />

Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, relax with yoga on the beach!<br />

There’s a reason “a day at the beach”<br />

is an idiom for something easy and<br />

enjoyable. Step onto the sand and<br />

you immediately start to relax, even<br />

if you’re dragging chairs, a cooler, and<br />

more toys than your kids need. Whether it’s<br />

the sunshine, the beauty, or those famous<br />

negative ions, a day at the beach is good. Of<br />

course, you can’t always spend a whole day<br />

at the beach, but even an hour can boost your<br />

mood. Take your yoga practice to the beach.<br />

Yoga on the beach is the perfect combination<br />

of relaxing and challenging. Your<br />

breathing may match the rhythm of the waves<br />

without effort, and the sounds of nature are<br />

better for meditation than any spa music. On<br />

the other hand, curious toddlers may wander<br />

over to see what you’re up to, flies can be a<br />

concern, and there is always the danger of an<br />

errant frisbee. The shifting surface of the sand<br />

means your muscles must work differently,<br />

so familiar poses offer new challenges. It’s a<br />

great way to refresh your routine.<br />

If you’re doing your own yoga practice, go<br />

early in the day. Beach tags are not required<br />

until 10, but you’ll need yours if you plan to<br />

stay. Find a flat spot away from other beachgoers.<br />

Use a beach towel rather than a yoga<br />

mat and bury the ends so it doesn’t blow. Dig<br />

your feet into the sand to be sure that you<br />

are stable for your standing poses. Build a<br />

little hill of sand under your lower back when<br />

you recline — don’t leave your weaker spots<br />

unsupported. Wear your bathing suit under<br />

your yoga clothing and close out your yoga<br />

session with a refreshing swim or a “floating<br />

savasana.” Practice some more challenging<br />

moves in the water to aid in balance and take<br />

the weight off your joints. Bring a sweater to<br />

start and end your sessions — a little coziness<br />

can be welcome, even in the summer.<br />

If you prefer yoga with an instructor, local<br />

studios like Cape May Yoga and Balance Yoga<br />

offer sessions on the sand, in addition to<br />

Zoom and studio classes. For a yoga bargain,<br />

the $5 sessions behind Convention Hall kick<br />

off on the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend,<br />

and then return to the summer schedule<br />

of Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Friday and<br />

Saturday at 8 am. Bring a blanket or towel and<br />

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Look for more yogis than usual this weekend,<br />

as there’s a sold-out Holistic Yoga Retreat<br />

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restoring and rebooting a yoga practice. Don’t<br />

be intimidated by the practice of experts you<br />

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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />

gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />

quandaries, matters of the<br />

heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />

a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />

simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />

the wisdom herein.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

My husband passed away suddenly about<br />

a month ago. I am upset by some of the people<br />

whom I encounter, who know he died and say<br />

nothing. How inconsiderate? I am not only<br />

upset by their callousness towards me, but<br />

deeply offended on my husband’s behalf who<br />

was so active in the community. I feel like saying<br />

something to them, but thus far have stayed<br />

silent, yet deeply angered by their behavior. —<br />

Silently Judging<br />

Dear Judging<br />

The Answer Lady understands your reaction,<br />

but you must understand most people<br />

don’t mean to be unkind. Many people are<br />

frightened by death. They don’t know what to<br />

say. Or they think you would prefer the topic<br />

The Answer Lady<br />

Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />

not be brought up. Give them the benefit of the<br />

doubt, please. Your own emotions are very raw<br />

right now. It sounds as though you need to give<br />

yourself a mental health day. The Answer Lady<br />

suggests a day at Cape May Day Spa. The Spa<br />

Day will rejuvenate your spirit and help you<br />

to cope better with the day to day demands of<br />

dealing with your grief.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

We had a small wedding last week on the<br />

Cove Beach with about 25 guests. It was a second<br />

marriage for us, so gifts were not necessary,<br />

but many did give us something. However,<br />

when I unwrapped one gift from my aunt,<br />

I realized that she had regifted me a crystal<br />

vase — an expensive one that I had given her<br />

for her 15th wedding anniversary. I am livid. Is<br />

this some kind insult? Is she trying to tell me<br />

she didn’t like the gift? I want to take the vase<br />

to her house and smash it on the front porch.<br />

I’m guessing you don’t agree. But do you agree<br />

I should address this rebuff? — Smashing Mad<br />

Dear Smashing<br />

The Answer lady is sensing a bit of anger<br />

and overreacting is in the air. Take a pause.<br />

Breathe. Who cares why she did it? The best<br />

course of action is to ignore the whole thing.<br />

Take her off your list of thank-you recipients or<br />

write an effusive thank you, telling her the vase<br />

will be front and center in the house whenever<br />

she feels inclined to visit. In fact, to remove the<br />

bad juju from it, go to Cape Winds Florist and<br />

fill it with the most beautiful flowers you can<br />

imagine and revel in your good taste.<br />

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An Early American Open-Air Living History Museum<br />

SPRING WALKING TOURS<br />

Enjoy beautiful weather as you take a guided<br />

walk through a portion of Historic Cold Spring<br />

Village and experience the mystique of days<br />

gone by. Learn the history of the Village<br />

buildings and the lifestyles of those who<br />

worked and lived in them.<br />

Visit the Country Store where you can purchase<br />

a unique souvenir of the Village, then enjoy a<br />

complimentary mini flight tasting (4oz) at Cold<br />

Spring Brewery (beer, sarsaparilla, or water).<br />

Tours are offered at 11 am, March 20-June 18<br />

$12 per person ($10.00 children 3-12)<br />

Members receive a $2 discount<br />

Advanced registration required. Tours begin at<br />

the Seashore Road/Rt.626 Gate House.<br />

Please visit hcsv.org and click on the big red<br />

BOOK NOW button for pricing and tour dates.<br />

Ghost Walks are also available!<br />

Visit our website for more info.<br />

The Brewery is open Thu-Sat 12-8pm<br />

and Sun 12-6pm<br />

Gift Cards & Growlers Available!<br />

Beer Service in our Beer Grove<br />

Up to groups of 4 inside, 8 outside<br />

LIVE music almost every Saturday!<br />

Climate Controlled UV air purifiers installed<br />

to reduce airborne germs<br />

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum<br />

733-735 Seashore Road, Cape May 609-898-2300 hcsv.org<br />

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5/6: Around The Town<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

VIRTUAL LECTURE SERIES<br />

Author Elizabeth Wein<br />

Thursday, May 20 at 6pm - Zoom<br />

See website or Facebook for more info.<br />

Hear the<br />

gripping true<br />

story of the<br />

only women<br />

to fly in<br />

combat during<br />

World War II<br />

Jo Jo gang<br />

AVIATION MUSEUM<br />

AT THE<br />

CAPE MAY AIRPORT<br />

• Sit in the cockpit!<br />

• Climb an air-traffic control tower!<br />

• Coast Guard & 9/11 exhibit area<br />

Zoom Link:<br />

http://ow.ly/<br />

bGcw50ELTcM<br />

Learn about a<br />

variety of aircraft!<br />

Kathy, Bill, Linda, Deb<br />

www.usnasw.org<br />

Open<br />

Daily<br />

10am-4pm<br />

Cindy, Mary, Mark<br />

(609) 886-8787<br />

500 Forrestal Road, Cape May Airport<br />

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Joyce, Bonnie, Doc<br />

Rose between two thorns<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

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At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

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SUMMER COLLEGE SPECIAL<br />

3 Months for $124<br />

Special valid thru June 15<br />

With valid college ID<br />

Joe, Rafael, Marian<br />

Rick, Ann, Jeanine, Charlie<br />

@northbeachgym<br />

Colleen and friends<br />

NORTHBEACHGYM.COM<br />

3845 Bayshore Road<br />

North Cape May (Acme Plaza)<br />

609-898-3800<br />

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Robert Panaccio, VMD<br />

Robert Moffatt, VMD<br />

Nancy Reilly, VMD<br />

Patricia J. Link, DVM<br />

5/6: Around The Town<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May<br />

609-884-1729<br />

capemayvet.com<br />

Tom, Nancy<br />

hours by appointment<br />

re: think Health<br />

Insurance<br />

Millennium Administrators is an<br />

insurance agency focused exclusively on<br />

health insurance for the independent<br />

contractor, individual & employer —<br />

large or small<br />

Sarah, John<br />

For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />

or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com<br />

www.millennium-tpa.com<br />

Tony, Linda, Denise<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

BUDDY BLUE is a six-year-old gentleman<br />

who came to the shelter when his owner<br />

died. He’s always known a loving home and is<br />

ready for a new family to show him that same<br />

love. Buddy Blue loves to go for walks and has<br />

excellent manners. He is crate trained and is a<br />

calm boy who needs a quiet household without<br />

children.<br />

Feel the Sweet Breeze<br />

of Peace of Mind<br />

YOGA ON THE BEACH<br />

Starting May 29 ONLY<br />

Behind the Cape May $5!<br />

Convention Center<br />

Sun, Mon, Wed, Fri & Sat 8:00 AM<br />

Visit yogacapemay.com<br />

for a complete schedule<br />

or call Karen Manette Bosna<br />

609-827-8886<br />

The Gypsy Yogini<br />

Weather Permitting<br />

BUDDY is a senior, 22-pound boy who is looking<br />

for a new home. This dear boy arrived at<br />

the shelter when his previous owners could no<br />

longer care for him. Buddy loves attention and<br />

cuddles. He also loves tennis balls and wandering<br />

around the yard. Buddy does have a leg<br />

injury that makes walking difficult but with<br />

some TLC, he will make a great companion.<br />

@beachyogacapemay<br />

www.yogacapemay.com<br />

PERSEPHONE is a calm, sweet and 77-pound<br />

girl. She is a little leery of strangers, but once<br />

she is comfortable, she loves cuddles and to<br />

be pet. Persephone has great leash skills but<br />

is afraid of loud noises. Her last home was too<br />

busy so she would do best in a calm household.<br />

Persephone would make a loving companion<br />

to any family.<br />

BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />

New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />

dockside at a Marina<br />

LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />

sunday worship services @ 8am<br />

Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />

All are welcome for a casual<br />

service and fellowship<br />

join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator<br />

Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448<br />

bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com<br />

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Bank whenever<br />

you want.<br />

Our online tools<br />

& mobile app<br />

make it easy.<br />

sturdyonline.com<br />

609-463-5220<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Four beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

ERMA is a beautiful older lady seeking a quiet<br />

family with a relaxed lifestyle. She enjoys<br />

attention and sitting in the sun. Erma is<br />

around 15 years old with a lot of love to give<br />

and would make a wonderful lap cat. She is<br />

house trained, spayed and up to date on all<br />

vaccinations. If interested in adopting Erma,<br />

please contact the shelter.<br />

JAX AND TUXIE are inseparable friends who<br />

are ready to be adopted into a loving home.<br />

These two boys are housetrained and up to<br />

date on all vaccinations. Jax is a black-andwhite<br />

kitty while Tuxie is a gray and white tuxedo.<br />

They are both a cat adopter’s dream come<br />

true. If interested in adopting these boys, contact<br />

the shelter.<br />

OCEAN was a colony cat who was spayed and<br />

released back into a group of cats where she<br />

was born. She was brought to the shelter when<br />

she was found months later blind and living<br />

under a picnic bench looking for food. Ocean<br />

is shy but will warm up to you with time. She<br />

needs a safe and loving home after all she has<br />

been through.<br />

MAKING TECHNOLOGY<br />

JUST WORK!<br />

815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />

Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />

KEVIN J. BEARE<br />

Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />

Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />

609-884-3793<br />

spilkerfuneralhome.com<br />

Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving<br />

the Cape May and Lower Township Area<br />

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PROPERTY PAGES<br />

This new four-bedroom, three-bathroom, flat-style<br />

condominium has a private rear deck and garage<br />

parking. The unit is located on the top floor of the<br />

building, adjacent to Washington Street. Upgraded<br />

amenities include vaulted ceilings, hardwood and tile<br />

flooring, tiled bathrooms, kitchen appliances, fixtures<br />

and hardware.<br />

Enter into an open-floor concept to the kitchen, living<br />

room and dining area. The rear section of the condo<br />

includes a master suite with private bathroom and<br />

walk-in closet, two additional bedrooms, two hallway<br />

bathrooms, a fourth bedroom/den with wet-bar and<br />

slider that leads to an outside deck. There is a common<br />

area elevator from the ground level to the third floor and<br />

storage closet on the garage level.<br />

Listed at $ 1,285,000.<br />

825 WASHINGTON STREET, UNIT 301, CAPE MAY<br />

Contact Todd H. deSatnick of deSatnick Real Estate at 609-780-2033<br />

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Jersey Cape<br />

Realty<br />

SALES & RENTALS<br />

5/6: Around The Town<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

BUYING & SELLING<br />

WITH INTEGRITY &<br />

TRUST<br />

Heijung Park-Colameco<br />

Broker / Sales 609-602-8641<br />

Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com<br />

Thinking about upgrading?<br />

Relocating?<br />

Downsizing?<br />

Confidential inquiries to<br />

Heijung: 609-602-8641<br />

Mike, Dolly, Sue, Joe, Mary Beth<br />

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />

739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE<br />

Swing into Spring!<br />

Call us for all your springtime needs<br />

• Water on<br />

• Power washing<br />

• Window washing<br />

• Outdoor furniture setup<br />

• Spring cleaning<br />

• Maintenance/repairs<br />

• Landscaping<br />

• HVAC serviced<br />

• Service to smoke/co detectors<br />

One call does it all!<br />

1400 texas avenue, unit #2, cape may<br />

(609) 884-8444 | info@wkrservices.com<br />

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Ashley, Kelly, Samantha<br />

Madison, Grace, Cole


5/6: Around The Town<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Happy Birthday Karen!<br />

Ginny, Rob, Beth<br />

Happy Birthday Jean!<br />

Stacy Hutchinson<br />

Broker Associate<br />

C: 609.972.6004<br />

O: 609.884.1300<br />

SHutchinson@<br />

deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Buy-Sell-Rent<br />

FOR RENT!<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

FOR RENT!<br />

1240A AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

2 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />

within a quick bike ride to<br />

the beaches, shopping and<br />

restaurants. Central A/C,<br />

3 TV’s and wifi.<br />

169 ROUTE 47 SOUTH,<br />

CMCH<br />

3 BR/2 BA home located<br />

on a 1 acre lot with a<br />

lofted two car detached<br />

garage. $450,000<br />

6501 SEAVIEW AVENUE,<br />

WILDWOOD CREST<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />

on a corner lot two blocks<br />

to the beach.<br />

$725,000<br />

825 WASHINGTON STREET,<br />

UNIT 301,CAPE MAY<br />

Top floor 4 BR/3 BA flat<br />

style condominium with<br />

private rear deck and<br />

garage parking.<br />

$1,285,000<br />

1306 TEXAS AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

Renovated 6 BR/4.5 B home,<br />

of approximately 4,000 sq.ft.<br />

of living space. Originally was<br />

anchored on 6th Street in<br />

Avalon, NJ.<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of<br />

Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the<br />

Greater Cape May area. Look us up on Zillow, Realtor.com and Google to hear from our many<br />

satisfied buyers & sellers! We sell more, because we do more!<br />

Newly<br />

Remodeled<br />

Close to<br />

North<br />

Wildwood<br />

New<br />

Construction<br />

Possible to<br />

Subdivide<br />

Listed $449,900<br />

Listed $39,000<br />

Listed $2,500,000<br />

Listed $350,000<br />

14 GOSHEN ROAD,<br />

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Jason Casella<br />

Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />

206 STAGECOACH ROAD,<br />

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />

Campsite Condo Lot<br />

Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />

503 PEARL AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY POINT<br />

4 Bedrooms | 4.5 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

1216 WASHINGTON STREET,<br />

WOODBINE<br />

3 Bedrooms | 1 Bath 29.6 Acres<br />

Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />

START PLANNING YOUR AUTUMN GETAWAY OR 2022 VACATION TODAY!<br />

2022 rental rates are being added daily! Don’t miss out and plan ahead before it is too<br />

late. We have 370 vacation rentals encompassing Cape May and the surrounding areas.<br />

Give us a call today at 609-884-5005 or search through all of our rentals online!<br />

www.coastlinerealty.com/booking/search.cfm<br />

Pool &<br />

Basement<br />

Close to<br />

Boardwalk<br />

Close to Avalon<br />

Inground<br />

Pool<br />

Listed $745,000<br />

Listed $1,400,000<br />

Listed $99,000<br />

Listed $305,000<br />

965 SEASHORE BRIDGE ROAD,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Jason Casella<br />

Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />

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235 E GARFIELD AVENUE &<br />

3719 PACIFIC AVENUE,<br />

WILDWOOD<br />

Motel Style Apartment & Lot<br />

Bojidar Dimitrov, 609-849-8339<br />

12 BROOKS AVENUE,<br />

SWAINTON<br />

Close to Avalon<br />

Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />

300 FULLING MILL ROAD,<br />

VILLAS<br />

3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Bojidar Dimitrov<br />

Broker Associate, 609-849-8339


BARBARA McPHERSON<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Serving Clients<br />

for 20 Years:<br />

Buying, Selling<br />

& Renting<br />

609-780-7652<br />

Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

108 ABERDEEN WAY, RIO GRANDE<br />

HOLLY STEGER<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Life is short, buy<br />

the beach house!<br />

Contact me for a<br />

free Comparative<br />

Market Analysis.<br />

609-846-4819<br />

Holly@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

2020 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

2017 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

1151 INDIANA AVENUE, CAPE MAY<br />

UNDER CONTRACT! Looking to sell? List with me!<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - Take a virtual tour!<br />

$849,500<br />

KIMBERLY GIPPLE<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Resorts & Second<br />

Home Specialist<br />

MARGARET<br />

KITTNER BETHEL<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

#KeepinItRealty<br />

Accredited Buyers<br />

Representative<br />

609-972-9302<br />

Kim@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

2015-2018 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

2019 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Silver<br />

2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 & 2020<br />

Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

609-408-1012<br />

MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

103 EAST VIRGINIA AVENUE, VILLAS<br />

21 LEHIGH AVENUE, DEL HAVEN This well-maintained<br />

cottage could be your<br />

new home! Pretty as<br />

a picture and easy<br />

to care for with vinyl<br />

siding. Beautiful<br />

hardwood flooring<br />

throughout, except for<br />

the tiled bath. This home features two bedrooms and a<br />

full bath. The open concept living area with a cathedral<br />

ceiling is large enough for a both dining and living<br />

JUST SOLD! $185,000 Call me to find your dream home!<br />

room furnishings. There is a laundry closet, an updated<br />

kitchen and a large back yard with privacy fencing and a<br />

huge deck. Listed at $210,000.<br />

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />

NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2020<br />

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5/6: Around The Town At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

Toni Teschnet<br />

Dave, Christine<br />

Susan, Bill<br />

Douglas, Karen<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

512 Washington Mall<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-8428<br />

cbcapemay.com<br />

CAPE MAY GEM<br />

722 Corgie Street, Cape May<br />

Asking Price $1,579,000<br />

Truly a rare and exceptional find in Cape May, this<br />

Victorian is within walking distance to the beaches<br />

and the Washington Street mall. Located on historic<br />

Corgie Street sits this two-and-a-half story home.<br />

Featuring a full-length front porch, living room with<br />

fireplace, dining room with fireplace, large kitchen<br />

and family room, eight bedrooms, three baths and<br />

laundry area. Pride of ownership is everywhere!<br />

LISTING AGENT<br />

William Bezaire<br />

Owner/Broker<br />

Cell 609-827-3513<br />

bill@cbcapemay.com<br />

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5/6: Around The Town At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

Tom, Joyce<br />

Linda, Chuck<br />

Jim, Judy<br />

Tony, Trisha Frank, Joann Lee celebrating his 50th with Colleen<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Jersey Cape Rental Team<br />

Olivia, Lauren, Shannon, Ann, Diana<br />

609-884-5800<br />

Your Summer<br />

Vacation Awaits!<br />

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />

739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com<br />

DEE LANZALOTTI,<br />

LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />

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5/6: Around The Town At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

Bobby, Alexis<br />

Stacey, Shannon<br />

Stefanie, Erik<br />

Joe, Joe Mike, Jen Kim, Jim<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

512 Washington Mall<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-8428<br />

cbcapemay.com<br />

QUINTESSENTIAL CAPE MAY POINT COTTAGE<br />

607 Cape May, Cape May Point<br />

Asking Price $849,000<br />

The present owners purchased in 2013 and have done<br />

extensive work. New roof, siding, insulation, wood<br />

flooring, windows and wiring. Two bedrooms are<br />

upstairs, and the front porch is currently being used<br />

as a third bedroom. The property is an oversized 50 x<br />

120 corner lot. Plants surround the home providing<br />

beautiful flowers from spring to fall. There is a large<br />

deck to enjoy those quiet summer evenings and a<br />

storage shed for all your seasonal items.<br />

LISTING AGENT<br />

Darcy Dickenson<br />

Sales Associate<br />

Cell 609-602-4122<br />

darcydickenson@hotmail.com<br />

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512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com<br />

VICTORIAN STEPS TO THE BEACH<br />

TRANQUILITY<br />

RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT<br />

RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT<br />

26 Gurney Street,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,749,000<br />

6 Bedrooms / 4 Baths<br />

BROADWAY BEACH CONDO<br />

213 E Vineyard Court,<br />

Lower Township<br />

ASKING PRICE: $489,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths<br />

1506 Velvento, Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $969,000<br />

Newest subdivision in prestigious<br />

Poverty Beach section of Cape May<br />

1504 Velvento, Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $969,000<br />

Newest subdivision in prestigious<br />

Poverty Beach section of Cape May<br />

WASHINGTON COMMONS<br />

211 Beach Avenue, 1 st Fl,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,150,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths, with pool<br />

315 Ocean Street, Unit 3,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $60,000<br />

2000 sq ft Retail Space<br />

CLASSIC VICTORIAN<br />

ARTS & CRAFT STYLE HOME<br />

Open House<br />

May 22<br />

10am-1pm<br />

122 Eldredge Avenue,<br />

West Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,300,000<br />

5 Bedrooms / 3 Baths<br />

Serving the Cape May area<br />

for 120 years for all your<br />

sale and rental needs!<br />

222 Hand Avenue,<br />

Cape May Court House<br />

ASKING PRICE: $349,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 2.5 Baths<br />

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />

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Zoe Lord<br />

Salesperson /Front Desk Manager<br />

Direct: 609.408.6772<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

ZLord@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

5/8: Paint-N-Sip With<br />

Sloths At Nauti Spirits<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

217 ARIZONA AVENUE,<br />

VILLAS<br />

4 BR/2 BA home with an<br />

additional bonus room above<br />

the detached two car garage.<br />

$399,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

600 WINSLOW AVENUE,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

2 BR/1 BA home along with a<br />

second floor deck of the<br />

24 x 24 two car garage.<br />

$424,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

Ryan, Erika<br />

FOR SALE<br />

542 New England Rd,<br />

Lower Township<br />

Stefanie, Becka<br />

JUST LISTED! Bay Springs Farm is located in the center of a rare natural<br />

dune forest on the island of Cape May. This oasis consists of a 10 acre parcel,<br />

4,445 sq ft of living split between a 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath home and a loft<br />

efficiency guest quarters above a large 2 bay garage. Listed at $1,950,000<br />

Gail Wilsey-Morrison<br />

Broker Associate<br />

609-602-0405 cell<br />

gailwilsey@gmail.com<br />

Long & Foster Real Estate<br />

501 Lafayette Street,<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-1007<br />

Guests enjoyed a night of cocktails and painting with the cutest sloth, Eliot!<br />

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5/8: Paint-N-Sip With Sloths At Nauti Spirits<br />

Eliot tried his hand at painting!<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Eliot<br />

Ryan Griffin<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.602.5578<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

SOLD!<br />

1005 PITTSBURGH AVE.,<br />

UNIT 102, CAPE MAY<br />

Listing Agent<br />

Closing Date: 5/7/21<br />

Sold Price: $875,000<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

778 PARK BLVD.,<br />

WEST CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/3 BA single family<br />

home located close to the<br />

beach and downtown.<br />

$775,000<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

425 THIRD AVE.,<br />

WEST CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/2 BA single family<br />

home in close proximity<br />

to all the area amenities.<br />

$679,000<br />

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

603 SUNSET BLVD.,<br />

WEST CAPE MAY<br />

New construction! 6 BR/4 BA<br />

home located across from<br />

the Nature Conservancy.<br />

$1,275,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA ranch home<br />

located on a 55 x 125 lot<br />

with yard backing up to<br />

woods. $825,000<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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1224 Idaho Avenue, Cape May<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,550,000<br />

15 Gurney St, Cape May<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,788,000<br />

211 Beach Ave #6, Cape May<br />

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $569,000<br />

Beautiful Setting<br />

Charming rancher on over-sized lot with<br />

front and rear decks, beautiful kitchen<br />

and baths, detached 2-car garage with<br />

finished room above.<br />

1002 Batts Ln, Cold Spring<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $829,900<br />

New Construction<br />

Beautiful 2,500 sq ft home being built<br />

near the canal and on Cape Island. Close<br />

to downtown Historic Cape May.<br />

104,102 Eldredge, Del Haven<br />

4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $549,900<br />

New Price!<br />

Well-maintained cottage close to beach<br />

with ocean-view front porch. Rear deck,<br />

off-street parking, and full basement.<br />

Visit Our<br />

Website<br />

JERSEYCAPEREALTY.COM<br />

Search<br />

Vacation Rentals<br />

Large Selection Online!<br />

1502, 1512 Velvento, Cape May<br />

$969,000 each<br />

Heated Pool<br />

Broadway Beach Condo 2nd floor corner<br />

unit with wonderful views! Beautifully<br />

maintained, just steps to the beach,<br />

excellent rental history.<br />

1624 New Jersey, Cape May<br />

4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $1,999,000<br />

Ocean Views!<br />

Third floor has great room, sun deck<br />

and master suite with stunning views!<br />

One house off the beach entrance at<br />

Wilmington and Beach Avenues.<br />

427 E Miami, Wildwood Crest<br />

Business - $450,000<br />

Includes Adjacent Lot!<br />

Upside-down, open layout home with<br />

chef’s kitchen, elevator, and just a block<br />

and a half to the Delaware Bay.<br />

Build your Dream Home!<br />

New Cape May Development! Readyto-go<br />

building lots, very close to the<br />

beach. Golden Opportunity in a great<br />

neighborhood!<br />

Sun Dog on the Beach<br />

Both Real Estate and turnkey Business!<br />

Popular casual beachfront restaurant with<br />

covered outside patio area. Completely<br />

updated.<br />

Open 7 days a week<br />

With our full-time professional Realtors<br />

& a fully dedicated rental team<br />

609-884-5800<br />

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5/8: Paint-N-Sip With Sloths At Nauti Spirits<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Kelly, Casey<br />

Beth, Steve, Karen, Katelyn, Tracey<br />

Lynn, Phil<br />

Pete and family<br />

Sienna, Taylor, Delaney, Shelly, Chrissy, Bonnie<br />

Joan, Chris<br />

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Eliot the Sloth, Kaitlin<br />

Ally, Nicole


The Exit Zero Crossword<br />

The theme is Baking... compiled by Nicole James<br />

1 2 3 4<br />

5<br />

6 7<br />

9 10<br />

11<br />

8<br />

12<br />

Kathleen Satt<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.972.4014<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

13 14 15<br />

16<br />

19<br />

ACROSS<br />

1. Common term for a tiny<br />

amount of salt used. (5)<br />

6. The Betty of baking. (7)<br />

9. Company whose mascot is<br />

Poppin’ Fresh. (9)<br />

10. To fold and press dough<br />

before baking. (5)<br />

14. The “Best Buns on the Beach”<br />

in Cape May. (8)<br />

16. Salted or unsalted. (6)<br />

17. How many in a baker’s<br />

dozen? (8)<br />

19. Individual cakes. (8)<br />

20. Coffee-flavored dessert with<br />

ladyfingers. (8)<br />

22. Used to flatten pastry dough.<br />

(7,3)<br />

23. You consume a lot of this<br />

when eating baked goods. (5)<br />

17 18<br />

20 21<br />

22<br />

23<br />

DOWN<br />

2. Oatmeal, Chocolate Chip and<br />

Sugar e.g. (7)<br />

3. Prevents sticking to pan. (6)<br />

4. Baking tool made up of wire<br />

loops to whip. (5)<br />

5. Flour, eggs, butter, milk, salt,<br />

etc. (11)<br />

7. Not baking powder, but<br />

baking... (4)<br />

8. Located on Carpenters<br />

Lane, known for ice cream<br />

sandwiches. (5,3)<br />

11. One half of a Brookie, not 2<br />

down. (7)<br />

12. More than a teaspoon but<br />

less than a cup. (10)<br />

13. Follow this when baking. (6)<br />

15. What you’ll do to remove<br />

lumps from flour. (4)<br />

16. Where we ate this week.<br />

(5,4)<br />

18. Comes from a chicken. (4)<br />

21. Used to decorate 19 across.<br />

(5)<br />

SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 35<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

129 SWAINTON GOSHEN<br />

ROAD, CMCH<br />

3 BR/2 BA rancher sits on<br />

a 102 x 154 wooded lot.<br />

$269,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

MaryAnn Donahue<br />

Broker Associate<br />

Direct: 484.614.5798<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True Call<br />

MaryAnn & Start Packing!<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

1295 LAFAYETTE STREET,<br />

UNIT I, CAPE MAY<br />

2 BR/3 BA condo located just<br />

over the bridge in the center<br />

of Cape May’s marina district.<br />

$699,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

26 E RAVENWOOD DRIVE,<br />

OCEAN VIEW<br />

4 BR/2.5 BA home<br />

situated on over 2.5 acres.<br />

$635,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

100 GENEVA AVENUE,<br />

DEL HAVEN<br />

2 unit duplex home located on<br />

a corner lot, close to the Bay.<br />

$239,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May , NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

May 20, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 71


Exit Zero<br />

Boombox<br />

Enjoy private dining with Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Jon Bon Jovi, David Hasselhoff and<br />

Magic Johnson at Exit Zero Filling Station’s new BOOMBOX TRAILER. As well as being<br />

surrounded by these icons, you’ll get the use of a Boombox and classic 80s cassettes.<br />

Reservations must be made in advance with a rental fee of $25 for a couple and $50<br />

for a party of 3 to 6. Call 609-770-8479 for availability.

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