Daytripping May-June 2021 Issue
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Off to CENTRAL HURON, GODERICH, ZURICH & HENSALL<br />
The<br />
Wisdom of...<br />
Phyllis Diller<br />
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As<br />
your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.<br />
Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?<br />
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like<br />
shovelling the walk before it stops snowing.<br />
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.<br />
The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them<br />
would never wear the same outfit in public.<br />
Best way to get rid of kitchen odours: Eat out.<br />
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.<br />
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.<br />
Then I want to move in with them.<br />
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This<br />
is the only thing that keeps some parents going.<br />
Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off.<br />
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab witout an<br />
argument, a bank has just been robbed.<br />
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.<br />
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<strong>May</strong>-<strong>June</strong> <strong>2021</strong> A child who has never made her mother angry will never make her proud.<br />
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