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A Magazine for 55+ Like No Other! Welcome to The Club features timeless articles and anecdotes including many from the archives of Daytripping Magazine. It's online at www.welcometotheclub.ca and is also distributed free in Sarnia-Lambton, Ontario.

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One Person - One Crazy Idea<br />

I truly admire the people that take<br />

a chance on a crazy idea. After all, if<br />

it doesn’t catch on, almost no one will<br />

even know you tried. But if it<br />

does... you might be amazed<br />

by what it can become.<br />

A long time ago, along<br />

the St. Clair River in Port<br />

Lamb<strong>to</strong>n, there was a party<br />

and campfire where you were<br />

asked <strong>to</strong> bring your own beer<br />

and your own chair. Someone<br />

got a bit more creative and<br />

brought a couch instead.<br />

What happened next started<br />

a whole chain of events.<br />

That couch arrived on my<br />

brother Dave’s front yard the<br />

next day with a sign attached<br />

<strong>to</strong> it which read, “This is a<br />

Chain Couch. Keep for one week and<br />

then pass it on, NOT <strong>to</strong> the dump! Good<br />

luck will come your way.”<br />

So the following Sunday it landed on<br />

another lawn in Port Lamb<strong>to</strong>n, but this<br />

time with an end table as well. Before<br />

long it was a scene <strong>to</strong> behold; the couch<br />

now with a mannequin sitting on it,<br />

wearing various articles of clothing,<br />

listening <strong>to</strong> tunes on a Sony Walkman<br />

through headphones, with a coffee table,<br />

the end table with a lamp and numerous<br />

knick-knacks strewn about. I remember<br />

it spending a week on my neighbour’s<br />

lawn in all its well-established glory. <strong>The</strong>y<br />

had <strong>to</strong> turn away people that thought it<br />

was a yard sale. “No, you can’t buy the<br />

Walkman” they would say. “It’s not a<br />

yard sale, it’s a Chain Couch!”<br />

So... this was not exactly a noble cause,<br />

but it was a lot of fun (and probably a lot<br />

of work).<br />

Fast forward 40 years or so <strong>to</strong> this<br />

past June when Wendy Marsden placed<br />

13 painted rocks along the boardwalk in<br />

Point Edward along with a sign inviting<br />

people <strong>to</strong> add <strong>to</strong> Rocky, the Growing<br />

Snake. “Help him grow <strong>to</strong> make people<br />

smile” it said. She’d seen the idea online<br />

and was hoping <strong>to</strong> have 100 rocks in the<br />

by Mark Moran, Publisher<br />

snake’s length. As of August 17th, it’s<br />

now at 7870 rocks, about two feet wide<br />

in most spots and over 800’ long. It’s not<br />

uncommon <strong>to</strong> see one rock painted with<br />

a positive message on a trail, but this has<br />

taken it <strong>to</strong> a whole new level.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Point Edward waterfront is<br />

beautiful even on the very worst days<br />

of the year, but Rocky adds another<br />

special aspect <strong>to</strong> it. With Lake Huron<br />

and the St. Clair River in view, along with<br />

passing boats and lake freighters, US<br />

and Canadian flags on both sides of the<br />

international crossing, French fry trucks,<br />

people of all ages walking along the trail,<br />

others fishing on the banks, soccer fields<br />

off <strong>to</strong> the east, the Rotary Flag Plaza with<br />

hundreds of bricks dedicated <strong>to</strong> kind<br />

messages and lives lived and, of course,<br />

the twin Bluewater Bridges. I don’t know<br />

if there’s a nicer scene in all of SW<br />

Ontario.<br />

In various media reports Wendy has<br />

given all the kudos <strong>to</strong> the community.<br />

“I can’t take credit for this,” she <strong>to</strong>ld<br />

the Sarnia Observer. I disagree. Yes, of<br />

course it <strong>to</strong>ok hundreds of people from<br />

near (and visi<strong>to</strong>rs from very far) <strong>to</strong> make<br />

Rocky what he is <strong>to</strong>day, but it started<br />

with one person carrying through with<br />

what they felt was a good, and perhaps<br />

crazy, idea.<br />

Thank you from all of us Wendy!<br />

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A Memorable Time<br />

I remember clearly the summers of 1943<br />

and 1944. I was eight and nine at the time<br />

when World War II was still on. I lived on<br />

a farm about three miles from Ipperwash<br />

army Camp in Ontario. Ipperwash was<br />

the last camp that the soldiers came <strong>to</strong><br />

before sailing <strong>to</strong> Europe <strong>to</strong> join the rest<br />

of the troops over there.<br />

<strong>The</strong> back of our farm went right down <strong>to</strong><br />

the shore of Lake Huron. It was very sandy<br />

soil there, so we grew a lot of peaches,<br />

pears and apples. <strong>The</strong> officers from the<br />

camp liked <strong>to</strong> march their men down via<br />

the lake and up in<strong>to</strong> our orchards for mock<br />

battles. About three p.m. they would come<br />

up our back lane, past our house and out<br />

<strong>to</strong> the Lake Road where they would march<br />

the 3.5 miles back <strong>to</strong> camp. Many times<br />

the officers would take pity on the soldiers<br />

and let them lie on our back lawn under<br />

our shady elms for about a half-hour.<br />

We had a well outside and a pump at<br />

it. I would be delighted <strong>to</strong> see the soldiers<br />

coming and I would rush <strong>to</strong> the well <strong>to</strong><br />

pump water for them <strong>to</strong> get a drink.<br />

Some had their own canteens that they<br />

filled and the others just drank out of our<br />

community granite cup that hung on the<br />

pump. No one seemed <strong>to</strong> be concerned<br />

about germs. <strong>The</strong>y were just so grateful<br />

for a cool drink and a rest.<br />

<strong>The</strong>se soldiers were just young men,<br />

some only in their late teens. <strong>The</strong>y were<br />

lonely and frightened <strong>to</strong> be going <strong>to</strong> war.<br />

I had no fear of these men as I knew they<br />

would do me no harm. Life was so simple<br />

and free in those days.<br />

Soon the officers in command would call<br />

them <strong>to</strong> order and march the men down<br />

the road. I remember two or three of the<br />

soldiers <strong>to</strong>ok off their boots and socks<br />

while sitting on the lawn. <strong>The</strong>y wore heavy<br />

wool socks that offered no protection <strong>to</strong><br />

the sand that worked its way in<strong>to</strong> their<br />

boots and irritated the skin, causing huge<br />

blisters. <strong>The</strong>se men with the sore feet fell<br />

behind the rest, and they were limping<br />

slowly up the road. My father had a soft<br />

heart, so he would take his little ’39 Ford<br />

truck and go pick up these stragglers and<br />

drive them right <strong>to</strong> the army hospital at<br />

the camp <strong>to</strong> have their feet tended <strong>to</strong>.<br />

<strong>The</strong>se young men were so grateful for the<br />

ride they would often have tears in their<br />

eyes. Our gasoline, however, was rationed<br />

during the war, so we had <strong>to</strong> be careful not<br />

<strong>to</strong> waste it foolishly, but my father never<br />

felt that this was a waste of fuel.<br />

<strong>The</strong> soldiers had every Sunday afternoon<br />

off. <strong>The</strong>re were no amusements at the<br />

camp and time hung heavy, so they<br />

would often go for a walk on the highway<br />

by Alma Hackett • from Daytripping Sept-Oct 2002<br />

as<br />

near the camp. Most Sunday<br />

afternoons my dad and I<br />

would take the car and<br />

see if we could find two or<br />

three soldiers <strong>to</strong> bring home for supper.<br />

<strong>The</strong>y were delighted <strong>to</strong> have a home<br />

cooked meal and gladly came with us.<br />

Many of these fine young men who ate at<br />

our table went <strong>to</strong> war and never returned.<br />

<strong>The</strong> students in public school were<br />

asked <strong>to</strong> pick milkweed pods, since the<br />

silky lining inside was used for making<br />

parachutes. We used large burlap bags <strong>to</strong><br />

pick in<strong>to</strong>, and when these were full the<br />

teacher sent them away <strong>to</strong> a fac<strong>to</strong>ry.<br />

We were all encouraged <strong>to</strong> buy War<br />

Savings Stamps. We would give the<br />

teacher 25 cents and she would give<br />

us a stamp <strong>to</strong> lick and put in our blue<br />

savings book. <strong>The</strong> money was sent <strong>to</strong> the<br />

Government and after the war we got the<br />

money back with interest.<br />

We also had food stamps and blue meat<br />

<strong>to</strong>kens, which were used <strong>to</strong> buy sugar,<br />

coffee, flour and meat plus other food that<br />

was rationed. When our stamps ran out,<br />

there were no more until the next month.<br />

My mother learned <strong>to</strong> be frugal.<br />

<strong>The</strong> airforce base at Centralia, Ontario,<br />

was also quite close <strong>to</strong> us. We would run<br />

outside when the army planes flew over,<br />

they were such a novelty in those<br />

days. Since they always had<br />

big numbers painted on the<br />

bot<strong>to</strong>m of the wings, my<br />

brother would write down the<br />

numbers and watch for the planes <strong>to</strong><br />

come back again; it was a game he liked<br />

<strong>to</strong> play. <strong>The</strong> pilots were daredevils and<br />

they would swoop down at us when we<br />

were in the fields working. One time my<br />

cousin, a slim pretty teenage girl, was with<br />

us up on <strong>to</strong>p of a load of hay. <strong>The</strong> planes<br />

kept buzzing closer and closer and one<br />

time she reached up with a pitchfork and<br />

actually <strong>to</strong>uched the plane. She thought it<br />

was a great joke and enjoyed the attention<br />

of the airforce pilots immensely.<br />

When the war ended in May 1945, we<br />

had wonderful celebrations in London<br />

and in our home<strong>to</strong>wn of Forest. Parades<br />

bands and open cars carrying the returned<br />

soldiers went up and down the streets.<br />

However, sadly, some did not return and<br />

for their families it was a sorrowful time<br />

and the parade only added <strong>to</strong> their pain.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Second World War has left a<br />

memory with me, which I shall never<br />

forget. Every year on November 11th,<br />

I am one of many people who proudly<br />

wears a poppy, for where would Canada<br />

be <strong>to</strong>day if it wasn’t for these brave,<br />

wonderful men who fought <strong>to</strong> keep<br />

Canada free.<br />

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open a package. What food might this<br />

contain? <strong>The</strong> mouse wondered - he was<br />

devastated <strong>to</strong> discover it was not food,<br />

but a mousetrap.<br />

Retreating <strong>to</strong> the farmyard, the<br />

mouse proclaimed the warning: "<strong>The</strong>re<br />

is a mousetrap in the house! <strong>The</strong>re is a<br />

mousetrap in the house!"<br />

<strong>The</strong> chicken clucked and scratched,<br />

raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I<br />

can tell this is of grave concern <strong>to</strong> you,<br />

but it is of no consequence <strong>to</strong> me. I<br />

cannon be bothered by it."<br />

<strong>The</strong> mouse turned <strong>to</strong> the pig and<br />

<strong>to</strong>ld him, "<strong>The</strong>re is a mousetrap in the<br />

house! <strong>The</strong>re is a mousetrap in the<br />

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<strong>The</strong> pig sympathized, but said, "I am<br />

so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is<br />

nothing I can do about it but pray. Be<br />

assured you are in my prayers."<br />

<strong>The</strong> mouse turned <strong>to</strong> the cow<br />

and said, "<strong>The</strong>re is a<br />

mousetrap in the<br />

house! <strong>The</strong>re is a<br />

mousetrap in the<br />

house!"<br />

<strong>The</strong> cow said, "Wow,<br />

Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry<br />

for you, but it's no<br />

skin off my nose."<br />

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returned <strong>to</strong> the house, head down<br />

and dejected, <strong>to</strong> face the farmer's<br />

mousetrap alone.<br />

That very night a sound was heard<br />

throughout the house - like the sound<br />

of a mousetrap catching its prey.<br />

<strong>The</strong> farmer's wife rushed <strong>to</strong> see<br />

what was caught in the trap. But in<br />

the darkness, she did not see it was a<br />

venomous snake who was caught by the<br />

tip of its tail in the trap. <strong>The</strong> snake bit the<br />

farmer's wife. <strong>The</strong> farmer rushed her <strong>to</strong><br />

the hospital, and afterward she returned<br />

home, but with a fever.<br />

Everyone knows you treat a fever<br />

with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer<br />

<strong>to</strong>ok his hatchet <strong>to</strong> the farmyard for the<br />

soup's main ingredient. But his wife's<br />

sickness continued, so friends and<br />

neighbours came <strong>to</strong> sit with her around<br />

the clock.<br />

To feed them, the farmer butchered<br />

the pig. <strong>The</strong> farmer's wife did not get<br />

well; she died.<br />

So many people came for her<br />

funeral, the farmer slaughtered the cow<br />

<strong>to</strong> provide meat for all of them.<br />

<strong>The</strong> mouse looked upon it all from<br />

his crack in the wall with great sadness.<br />

So perhaps next time you hear<br />

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I unabashedly love autumn and even<br />

though it is the harbinger of colder<br />

things <strong>to</strong> come, I prefer <strong>to</strong> live in its<br />

fleeting amber, scarlet, and bronze<br />

moments.<br />

True autumn is defined by John Keats<br />

in his poem from 1819 titled Ode <strong>to</strong><br />

Autumn as a:<br />

“Season of mists and mellow<br />

fruitfulness,<br />

Close bosom friend of the maturing<br />

sun…”<br />

His words on the subject are plentiful<br />

and add a bit of class <strong>to</strong> my otherwise<br />

mundane observations. Keats’ whole<br />

poem is worth the Google.<br />

I look forward <strong>to</strong> the refreshing early<br />

days of fall <strong>to</strong> take their rightful place,<br />

and dispel the heat and humidity of the<br />

summer months. I am more than ready<br />

<strong>to</strong> don sweaters and scarves, jacket<br />

and tam; strew pumpkins and gourds<br />

I don’t always go the extra mile,<br />

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<strong>Fall</strong> Fever<br />

By LouAnn Geauvreau-Karry, Kingsville • from Daytripping Sept-Oct 2020<br />

around my cluttered house <strong>to</strong> create<br />

vignettes of fall; and randomly scatter<br />

red and gold leaves accompanied by<br />

capped acorns on table<strong>to</strong>ps in my living<br />

room.<br />

After reading through a variety of<br />

modern poems about autumn, I have<br />

come <strong>to</strong> the conclusion that there are<br />

two schools of thought when it comes<br />

<strong>to</strong> the “ber” months. <strong>The</strong>re are those<br />

who bemoan the passing of summer<br />

and equate fall with<br />

death and dying. I<br />

am obviously not<br />

of this persuasion.<br />

I am a member of<br />

the second group ~<br />

who see fall as a<br />

“And all at once, summer<br />

collapsed in<strong>to</strong> fall.”<br />

Oscar Wilde<br />

new beginning: the fall colours vibrant,<br />

the harvest something <strong>to</strong> celebrate.<br />

<strong>The</strong> mascot of fall is the pumpkin. I<br />

love pumpkins in all their orange glory<br />

and various incarnations. If orange is not<br />

your cup of tea, your options are endless:<br />

white, pink, green, gnarled, warty, or<br />

fancifully fake. I love <strong>to</strong> see pumpkins,<br />

vines still attached in the fields, or piled<br />

high at roadside stands, or set out just<br />

so on front porches and verandas.<br />

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Stews and chili warm the heart and soul.<br />

Mashed pota<strong>to</strong>es and roasts, be they<br />

pork, beef or lamb herald the heartier<br />

months, and pumpkin and apple pie<br />

satisfy our seasonal sweet <strong>to</strong>oth.<br />

I consider fall a new beginning—a<br />

time <strong>to</strong> get back <strong>to</strong> our “regularly<br />

scheduled programs.” Though this<br />

fall may be different in comparison <strong>to</strong><br />

other years, we can still find ways <strong>to</strong><br />

celebrate this golden season even if we<br />

cannot return <strong>to</strong> our regular schedules<br />

the same way as in the past. We adapt,<br />

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set down by our health organizations,<br />

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As “summer collapses in<strong>to</strong> fall,” may<br />

the passage of time find us renewing<br />

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• Back in the 1970’s we didn’t have the space shuttle <strong>to</strong> get all excited<br />

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• In my day, we didn’t have days. <strong>The</strong>re was only time for work, time for<br />

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• In my day, people could only dream of hitchhiking a ride on a comet.<br />

• In my day, we didn’t have fancy health-food restaurants. Every day we ate<br />

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• In my day, we couldn’t afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we<br />

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• In my day, we didn’t have no rocks. We had <strong>to</strong> go down <strong>to</strong> the creek and<br />

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• In my day, we didn’t have hand-held calcula<strong>to</strong>rs. We had <strong>to</strong> do addition on<br />

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• In my day, we didn’t have water. We had <strong>to</strong> smash <strong>to</strong>gether our own<br />

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• In my day, we wore our pants up around our armpits. Monstrous wedgies,<br />

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• In my day, we didn’t have MTV or in-line skates. No, it was<br />

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get them <strong>to</strong> play right you’d weigh the needle down with quarters,<br />

which we never had, so we’d use our skate keys instead and end up<br />

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couldn’t adjust our skates, which didn’t really matter because those<br />

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Lulu - A Marigold That Wouldn’t Give Up<br />

Being a little short of money one late<br />

September, yet wanting some kind of<br />

floral decoration for the occasion when my<br />

women’s club would meet at our house,<br />

I searched the garden for something that<br />

would make a nice table centerpiece.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Michaelmas daisies had pretty well<br />

gone <strong>to</strong> seed, and so had the zinnias.<br />

What was left of the petunias had become<br />

‘stringy’, and the roses had all gone. All<br />

I could find was a very lovely marigold<br />

plant. It had grown in<strong>to</strong> quite a bush, its<br />

pale gold flowers so close <strong>to</strong>gether that you<br />

could scarcely see its foliage.<br />

Not quite what one would expect <strong>to</strong> see<br />

gracing a table, I had <strong>to</strong> admit, but there<br />

was nothing else. So I dug up the whole<br />

plant, pressed it carefully in<strong>to</strong> a clay pot,<br />

then slipped the pot in<strong>to</strong> a bright yellow<br />

bowl.<br />

“<strong>The</strong>y look real,” said one of our group<br />

the afternoon of the club meeting.<br />

“<strong>The</strong>y are,” I said.<br />

“<strong>The</strong>y look exactly like some kind of<br />

marigold!” exclaimed another.<br />

“<strong>The</strong>y are,” I repeated.<br />

Ten pairs of hands felt, pinched, and<br />

stroked the leaves. Ten noses sniffed the<br />

pungent, lemon-mint aroma.<br />

“<strong>The</strong>y ARE real. I thought they must be<br />

plastic!”<br />

I kept the plant on a<br />

small table close <strong>to</strong> a<br />

window, and it kept right<br />

on blooming until late<br />

November - long after all<br />

the other marigolds in the<br />

garden had been pulled up,<br />

blackened by frost. And gradually a series<br />

of little buds came and went - all turning<br />

dark, drying up, and eventually falling off.<br />

It was quite obvious the plant was trying<br />

very hard <strong>to</strong> bloom again.<br />

“It can’t re-bloom, so don’t expect it <strong>to</strong>,”<br />

warned my husband. “Annuals only bloom<br />

once, and then they’re finished.”<br />

“Sh...h... h,” I cautioned. “Pretend we<br />

don’t know that!”<br />

My husband looked at me queerly, then<br />

went down in<strong>to</strong> the basement <strong>to</strong> work on<br />

the broken chair he was fixing.<br />

For some reason - I’m no longer sure<br />

why this was - my marigold had a name.<br />

It was Lulu!<br />

“How’s Lulu!” our youngest son would<br />

ask immediately on his return from school.<br />

“Is she still trying <strong>to</strong> bloom?”<br />

A close look would soon show that she<br />

was. But the buds never got any bigger,<br />

and I often wondered why “she” didn’t<br />

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give up trying, for as fast<br />

as the new buds came<br />

they would darken then<br />

fall off. <strong>The</strong> soil in the pot<br />

was simply covered with<br />

these little half developed<br />

buds.<br />

“But they do look a bit<br />

bigger than they were,” our son cried<br />

hopefully one day. “Take a look!”<br />

I <strong>to</strong>ok a look. <strong>The</strong>y were just as small, I<br />

thought. “We must remember,” I <strong>to</strong>ld him,<br />

“it’s only meant <strong>to</strong> bloom once. That’s<br />

what being an annual means. But I think<br />

it’s quite pretty the way it is - like a little<br />

fern tree.”<br />

“I still think it will bloom again,” insisted<br />

my son.”It’s trying so hard.”<br />

By the end of December, the pretty little<br />

“fern tree” pushed out yet another crop of<br />

buds definitely bigger this time. But in due<br />

course these, <strong>to</strong>o, blackened and fell off.<br />

“What happens if she never does<br />

bloom?” our eldest son asked, suddenly<br />

taking an interest in the plant.<br />

“It won’t matter,” I <strong>to</strong>ld him. “As soon<br />

as it warms up outside we’ll plant her near<br />

where she grew last year and then see<br />

what happens. After all, Lulu has survived<br />

all the other marigolds by a few months<br />

TUES. TO FRI.<br />

10AM - 5PM<br />

already.”<br />

And then, with little warning, it was spring!<br />

<strong>The</strong> sun, shining through the windows was<br />

almost hot and overpoweringly bright.<br />

<strong>The</strong> sap was already running in the<br />

willows, turning the fronds in<strong>to</strong> yellow<br />

streamers, and the sticky buds of the<br />

horse-chestnuts seemed almost ready <strong>to</strong><br />

pop.<br />

And Lulu had not been idle! Almost<br />

every hour of the day we had watched<br />

those ever-fattening buds. And there were<br />

masses of them.<br />

Before long the little miracle occurred,<br />

for there, on the small table close <strong>to</strong> the<br />

window was a perfect little pale golden<br />

bush. Lulu was in full bloom for the second<br />

time in just over half a year!<br />

Quite a few of our near neighbours<br />

s<strong>to</strong>pped me in the street: “What’s that<br />

lovely yellow plant in your front window?<br />

It looks like a marigold.”<br />

“It IS a marigold,” I <strong>to</strong>ld them, waiting<br />

for their looks of disbelief.<br />

Some of them eyed me sheepishly.<br />

“Marigolds THIS time of the year?<br />

<strong>The</strong>re was little point in explaining how<br />

hard Lulu strived <strong>to</strong> accomplish this feat,<br />

so I answered, with my fingers crossed:<br />

“It’s an early-blooming variety!”<br />

Of course, Lulu died eventually, but it<br />

was great having her around while winter<br />

came and went.<br />

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Superstitions... If you sweep trash out the door after dark, it will bring a stranger <strong>to</strong> visit.


Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.<br />

<strong>Welcome</strong> <strong>to</strong> ...<br />

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BOB BAILEY<br />

MPP – Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n<br />

Building A Better Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n<br />

Joining the Minister of Labour,<br />

Millwright Regional Council Rep. Chris<br />

Sut<strong>to</strong>n, and Millwrights Local 1592<br />

Rep. Patrick Grix <strong>to</strong> announce<br />

$346,000 in funding <strong>to</strong> help 100 local<br />

journeypersons and apprentices<br />

upgrade their training and skills.<br />

Attending graduation<br />

ceremonies at the Aylmer<br />

Police College, where several<br />

Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n cadets were<br />

among the more than 500<br />

graduates beginning their<br />

careers in law enforcement.<br />

Joining in Corunna’s 200th<br />

anniversary celebration, including<br />

the unveiling of new s<strong>to</strong>ryboards<br />

and the re-dedication of<br />

St. George’s Square. In 1823,<br />

Corunna was first surveyed and<br />

was almost named the capital of<br />

the Province of Upper Canada!<br />

Touring the Moore<strong>to</strong>wn Sports<br />

Complex <strong>to</strong> see the Arena<br />

Renovation Project that was<br />

recently completed with the support<br />

of a $500,000 grant from the<br />

Ontario Trillium Foundation.<br />

Autumn is in the air! That means shorter days, cooler weather, and<br />

plenty of leaves <strong>to</strong> rake as we prepare for the long winter ahead. In the<br />

meantime, this is the perfect time of year for getting out and about,<br />

enjoying the spectacular fall colours, and discovering all the great<br />

attractions, events and natural beauty of Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n.<br />

One of the traditions that so many of us enjoy is attending fall fairs. It’s<br />

not just about the exhibits, rides, or food; it’s about reconnecting with<br />

our agricultural roots, meeting up with our neighbours past and<br />

present, and rekindling memories from our childhood.<br />

Many of our Lamb<strong>to</strong>n County fairs have existed for more than 150<br />

years, which means that multiple generations of families have carried<br />

on these same traditions back in<strong>to</strong> the 1800s. What an amazing<br />

heritage!<br />

In addition <strong>to</strong> fall fairs, this is the perfect time of year <strong>to</strong> check out the<br />

wide variety of craft shows, food events, art displays, and so much<br />

more. It’s also a great opportunity <strong>to</strong> get outdoors and explore<br />

Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n’s spectacular scenery, whether you’re driving,<br />

biking, hiking, running, or just taking a leisurely stroll.<br />

For more information on everything that’s happening in Lamb<strong>to</strong>n<br />

County – or if you need some unique and interesting ideas about what<br />

<strong>to</strong> explore – visit Tourism Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n’s website at<br />

www.ontbluecoast.com.<br />

Just a reminder that if you need assistance with any provincial<br />

matters, please feel free <strong>to</strong> contact my Constituency Office – in<br />

person, by phone, via email or through my website. My staff is always<br />

ready <strong>to</strong> help!<br />

I wish everyone across Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n an amazing autumn. Savour<br />

every moment!<br />

Celebrating Canada’s 166th<br />

birthday in Petrolia with Acting<br />

Mayor Joel Field, Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n<br />

MP Marilyn Gladu, and Lamb<strong>to</strong>n<br />

County Warden Kevin Marriott.<br />

Breaking ground on the<br />

$8.2 million expansion <strong>to</strong> the<br />

north slip of Sarnia Harbour for<br />

what will be the Cestar Dock, a<br />

key piece of Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n’s<br />

Oversized Load Corridor.<br />

Honoured <strong>to</strong> be joined by<br />

Solici<strong>to</strong>r General Michael<br />

Kerzner as we made several<br />

s<strong>to</strong>ps in Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n,<br />

including a visit with Chief Jay<br />

Arns of the Petrolia & North<br />

Enniskillen Fire Department.<br />

Announcing $473,000 in funding for<br />

<strong>2023</strong>-24 <strong>to</strong> support the fine work of<br />

St. Joseph’s Hospice in Sarnia,<br />

delivering 24/7 end-of-life nursing and<br />

personal support services in a<br />

home-like setting, at no charge <strong>to</strong><br />

patients or their families.<br />

CONSTITUENCY OFFICE<br />

805 Christina St. North, Suite 102<br />

Point Edward, ON N7V 1X6<br />

Contact Bob Bailey<br />

Tel.: 519-337-0051<br />

Fax: 519-337-3246<br />

E-mail: bob.baileyco@pc.ola.org<br />

Website: bobbaileympp.com<br />

FALL <strong>2023</strong> Superstitions... If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you’ll have good luck all year. P A G E 9


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<strong>The</strong><br />

Wisdom of...<br />

Yogi Berra (Part 1)<br />

For <strong>The</strong> <strong>Club</strong> <strong>Fall</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />

CROSSWORD on page 32<br />

For <strong>The</strong> <strong>Club</strong> <strong>Fall</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />

SUDOKU on page 22<br />

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind<br />

up someplace else.<br />

When you come <strong>to</strong> a fork in the road, take it.<br />

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not<br />

hungry enough <strong>to</strong> eat six.<br />

You've got <strong>to</strong> be very careful if you don't know where<br />

you are going, because you might not get there.<br />

I wish I had an answer <strong>to</strong> that because I'm tired of<br />

answering that question.<br />

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is<br />

physical.<br />

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.<br />

<strong>The</strong> future ain't what it used <strong>to</strong> be.<br />

You should always go <strong>to</strong> other people's funerals;<br />

otherwise, they won't come <strong>to</strong> yours.<br />

It was impossible <strong>to</strong> get a conversation going,<br />

everybody was talking <strong>to</strong>o much.<br />

You can observe a lot by watching.<br />

In theory there is no difference between theory and<br />

practice. In practice there is.<br />

P A G E<br />

10<br />

Superstitions... If the first calf born during the winter is white, the winter will be a bad one.


Maybe we should s<strong>to</strong>p it with the elderly jokes. <strong>The</strong>y’re getting old.<br />

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Never picture ourselves in any<br />

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Never compare our lot<br />

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University Philosophy 101 taught<br />

me one very important lesson. 8 am<br />

Monday morning is way <strong>to</strong>o early <strong>to</strong><br />

be subjected <strong>to</strong> University Philosophy<br />

101. <strong>The</strong> only other thing I gleaned<br />

from that “morning after” class was<br />

if you missed any of them (which was<br />

fairly common at that hour and day),<br />

you could borrow notes from students<br />

who <strong>to</strong>ok that class up <strong>to</strong> 30 years ago<br />

and simply modernize a couple of the<br />

“current” analogies. <strong>The</strong> curriculum<br />

never ever changed since the ancient<br />

Greeks first fashioned it out of their<br />

lofty ideals and deep bath tubs. Those<br />

guys would probably do well in <strong>to</strong>day’s<br />

society, but unfortunately they would<br />

likely be pontificating these deep<br />

thoughts from beneath a paper hat. I’m<br />

sure if Pla<strong>to</strong> were alive <strong>to</strong>day, many of<br />

us would be more than a little surprised!<br />

Here in what we like <strong>to</strong> consider<br />

modern day civilization, we tend<br />

<strong>to</strong> remember our silver screened<br />

philosophers like Arsenio Hall, who<br />

used <strong>to</strong> scratch his chin and ponder out<br />

loud “Hmmm?” Jerry Seinfeld would<br />

start out many a routine with “Why is<br />

it that..?” And another great thinker,<br />

George Carlin, even philosophized<br />

about his never ending name: “Ge Or Ge<br />

Or Ge Or Ge” Still, with my modest B- in<br />

that early morning philosophy class, I<br />

sometimes find myself in that curled up<br />

“Thinker” pose with conundrums that<br />

would surely send Nietzsche searching<br />

for God. I know I’ve stayed up all night<br />

wondering where the sun went after it<br />

sunk in<strong>to</strong> the horizon until, finally, it<br />

“dawned” on me. And I’ve spent the<br />

better part of an eternity rounding off<br />

infinity in more than one math class.<br />

But you will have <strong>to</strong> agree that some<br />

of these musings constitute earthshattering<br />

morality. I mean does killing<br />

time actually harm eternity? How much<br />

deeper would the oceans be if sponges<br />

didn’t grow there? And why is it that<br />

almost every famous landmark in the<br />

world is located right next <strong>to</strong> a souvenir<br />

shop?<br />

Others queries are closer <strong>to</strong> home,<br />

such as: How come the label always<br />

falls off my tube of Krazy Glue, yet glue<br />

doesn’t stick <strong>to</strong> the inside of the glue<br />

bottle? And if you wanted <strong>to</strong> recycle<br />

your blue box, what would you put it in?<br />

Further, when they manufacture that<br />

Piece of Mind<br />

By Joan Richardson, London • From Daytripping July-Aug 2003<br />

21st Century Philosopy: Pla<strong>to</strong> vs Plu<strong>to</strong><br />

environmentally damaging Styrofoam,<br />

how do they package it for shipment?<br />

Maybe they just cut it up in<strong>to</strong> those<br />

little noodles first and save themselves<br />

a whole lot of bother?<br />

Philosophy <strong>to</strong> me has always been<br />

unintelligible answers <strong>to</strong> insoluble<br />

problems. I mean have you ever<br />

imagined a world with no hypothetical<br />

situations? What DO you call someone<br />

who hates bigots? Why have worlds<br />

never been conquered by people<br />

named Alexander the Average, Ivan<br />

the Bland or Attila the Ho Hum? And<br />

if a tree falls in the forest and no one is<br />

around <strong>to</strong> hear it fall - where are they?<br />

Of course, if you prefer not <strong>to</strong> warp,<br />

er, wrap your mind around these<br />

mind-bending conundrums, you might<br />

consider the more pedantic second<br />

thoughts like: What colour do Smurfs<br />

turn when you choke them?; or Why<br />

don’t sheep shrink when they get wet?;<br />

or How do you know when it’s time <strong>to</strong><br />

tune your bagpipes?; and What, exactly<br />

is the speed of dark? My Dad used <strong>to</strong><br />

say “Any philosophy that can be put<br />

in<strong>to</strong> a nutshell, belongs there.” But<br />

then Willie Nelson must have added<br />

“Anything that is <strong>to</strong>o stupid <strong>to</strong> be<br />

discussed intelligently must be sung.”<br />

Personally, I’ve always had more<br />

trouble with physics class and the<br />

concept of time, than anything that<br />

philosophy professor doled out year<br />

after year after year. In light of the fact<br />

that I can receive e-mail from a pal in<br />

Australia and answer it a full fifteen<br />

hours before it is or was or is about <strong>to</strong> be<br />

sent - see? I <strong>to</strong>ld you it’s a problem for<br />

me. So, if I go <strong>to</strong> all the trouble of saving<br />

time, when do I actually get it back,<br />

and does it accumulate any interest<br />

in the interim? If one day we end up<br />

travelling at the speed of light, will the<br />

luggage handlers then have <strong>to</strong> lose our<br />

baggage in advance? And exactly how<br />

many weeks are there in a light year?<br />

Boggles the mind, doesn’t it?<br />

Well, all this weighty pondering is<br />

starting <strong>to</strong> tax my little blonde-covered<br />

airhead, so I’d best go lie down, but I shall<br />

leave you with a quote from yet another<br />

deep philosophical (and somewhat<br />

tattered) T-shirt. <strong>The</strong> Big Questions: 1)<br />

Know thyself (Socrates); 2) To thine<br />

own self be true (Shakespeare); 3)<br />

Never wash whites with colours (Mom).<br />

FALL <strong>2023</strong> Superstitions... If your cheeks suddenly feel on fire, someone is talking about you. P A G E 11


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1. When did “Little Suzie” finally<br />

wake up?<br />

(a) <strong>The</strong> movie’s over, it’s 2 o’clock<br />

(b) <strong>The</strong> movie’s over, it’s 3 o’clock<br />

(c) <strong>The</strong> movie’s over, it’s 4 o’clock<br />

2. “Rock Around <strong>The</strong> Clock”<br />

was used in what movie?<br />

(a) Rebel Without A Cause<br />

(b) Blackboard Jungle<br />

(c) <strong>The</strong> Wild Ones<br />

3. What’s missing from a Rock & Roll<br />

standpoint? Earth _____<br />

(a) Angel<br />

(b) Mother<br />

(c) Worm<br />

4. “I found my thrill…” where?<br />

(a) Kansas City<br />

(b) Heartbreak Hotel<br />

(c) Blueberry Hill<br />

5. “Please turn on your magic beam,<br />

__________ bring me a dream,”<br />

(a) Mr. Sandman<br />

(b) Earth Angel<br />

(c) Dream Lover<br />

6. For which label did Elvis Presley<br />

first record?<br />

(a) Atlantic (b) RCA (c) Sun<br />

7. He asked, “Why’s everybody<br />

always pickin’ on me?’’ Who was he?<br />

(a) Bad, Bad Leroy Brown<br />

(b) Charlie Brown<br />

(c) Buster Brown<br />

8. In Bobby Darin’s “Mack <strong>The</strong> Knife,”<br />

the one with the knife, was named:<br />

(a) MacHeath<br />

(b) MacCloud<br />

(c) MacNamara<br />

9. Name the song with “A-wop bop<br />

a-loo bop a-lop bam boom.’’<br />

(a) Good Golly, Miss Molly<br />

(b) Be-Bop-A-Lula<br />

(c) Tutti Frutti<br />

Doo Wop Oldies Quiz<br />

Submitted by Joan Richardson<br />

Thirty great memories about music that caused our parents and<br />

teachers grief! Take the quiz and see how you score as a true<br />

“Oldies Fan.” Write down your answers and check them against the<br />

answers at the end. (Answers Below) Don’t cheat, now!<br />

10. Who is generally given credit for<br />

originating the term “Rock And Roll?”<br />

(a) Dick Clark<br />

(b) Wolfman Jack<br />

(c) Alan Freed<br />

11. In 1957, he left the music<br />

business <strong>to</strong> become a preacher:<br />

(a) Little Richard<br />

(b) Frankie Lymon<br />

(c) Tony Orlando<br />

12. Paul Anka’s “Puppy Love” is<br />

written <strong>to</strong> what star?<br />

(a) Brenda Lee<br />

(b) Connie Francis<br />

(c) Annette Funicello<br />

13. <strong>The</strong> Everly Brothers are…<br />

(a) Pete and Dick<br />

(b) Don and Phil<br />

(c) Bob and Bill<br />

14. <strong>The</strong> Big Bopper’s real name was:<br />

(a) Jiles P. Richardson<br />

(b) Roy Harold Scherer Jr.<br />

(c) Marion Michael Morrison<br />

15. In 1959, Berry Gordy, Jr., started a<br />

small record company called…<br />

(a) Decca<br />

(b) Cameo<br />

(c) Mo<strong>to</strong>wn<br />

16. Edd Brynes had a hit with<br />

“Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your<br />

Comb.” What TV show was he on?<br />

(a) 77 Sunset Strip<br />

(b) Hawaiian Eye<br />

(c) Surfside Six<br />

17. In 1960 Bobby Darin married:<br />

(a) Carol Lynley<br />

(b) Sandra Dee<br />

(c) Natalie Wood<br />

18. <strong>The</strong>y were a one hit wonder with<br />

“Book Of Love.”<br />

(a) <strong>The</strong> Penguins<br />

(b) <strong>The</strong> Mono<strong>to</strong>nes<br />

(c) <strong>The</strong> Moonglows<br />

19. <strong>The</strong> Everly Brothers sang a song<br />

called “Till I ______ You.”<br />

(a) Loved (b) Kissed (c) Met<br />

20. Chuck Berry sang “Oh, _________,<br />

why can’t you be true?”<br />

(a) Suzie Q<br />

(b) Peggy Sue<br />

(c) Maybelline<br />

21. “Wooly _______”<br />

(a) Mammouth<br />

(b) Bully<br />

(c) Pully<br />

22. “I’m like a one-eyed cat…”<br />

(a) can’t go in <strong>to</strong> <strong>to</strong>wn no more<br />

(b) sleepin’ on a cold hard floor<br />

(c) peepin’ in a seafood s<strong>to</strong>re<br />

23. “Sometimes I wonder what I’m<br />

gonna do…”<br />

(a) cause there ain’t no answer for a life<br />

without booze<br />

(b) cause there ain’t no cure for the<br />

summertime blues<br />

(c) cause my car’s gassed up and I’m<br />

ready <strong>to</strong> cruise<br />

24. “<strong>The</strong>y often call me Speedo, but<br />

my real name is…”<br />

(a) Mr. Earl<br />

(b) Jackie Pearl<br />

(c) Mil<strong>to</strong>n Berle<br />

25. “You’re my Fanny and nobody<br />

else’s…”<br />

(a) girl<br />

(b) butt<br />

(c) love<br />

26. “I want you <strong>to</strong> play with my…”<br />

(a) heart<br />

(b) dreams<br />

(c) ding a ling<br />

27. “Be Bop A Lula…”<br />

(a) she’s got the rabies<br />

(b) she’s my baby<br />

(c) she loves me, maybe<br />

28. Fine Love, Fine Kissing…”<br />

(a) right here<br />

(b) fifty cents<br />

(c) just for you<br />

29. “He wore black denim trousers<br />

and…”<br />

(a) a pink carnation<br />

(b) pink leotards<br />

(c) mo<strong>to</strong>rcycle boots<br />

30. “I got a gal named…”<br />

(a) Jenny Zamboni<br />

(b) Gerri Mahoney<br />

(c) Boney Maroney<br />

Answers:<br />

1 (c)<br />

2.(b)<br />

3.(a)<br />

4.(c)<br />

5.(a)<br />

6.(c)<br />

7.(b)<br />

8.(a)<br />

9.(c)<br />

10.(c)<br />

11.(a)<br />

12.(c)<br />

13.(b)<br />

14.(a)<br />

15.(c)<br />

16.(a)<br />

17.(b)<br />

18.(b)<br />

19.(b)<br />

20.(c)<br />

21.(b<br />

22.(c)<br />

23.(b)<br />

24.(a)<br />

25.(b)<br />

26.(c)<br />

27.(b)<br />

28.(a)<br />

29.(c)<br />

30.(c)<br />

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Superstitions... It is bad luck <strong>to</strong> light three cigarettes with the same match.


As you may have guessed by now, it’s for people 55+<br />

Remembering Barbie<br />

By Paula Eyles, Hamil<strong>to</strong>n<br />

With the current Barbie craze, I can’t<br />

help thinking back <strong>to</strong> when I was young<br />

and had an original Barbie. My younger<br />

sister had a soft and floppy baby doll<br />

that she called Lenore. We played with<br />

our dolls for hours, dressing them up<br />

and taking them everywhere we went.<br />

One Christmas, my parents bought me<br />

a hand cranked sewing machine. My<br />

mom taught me how <strong>to</strong> sew using this<br />

little machine and I loved making things<br />

on it–cranking away. I started sewing<br />

clothes for my Barbie doll out of scraps<br />

of material my mother had left over from<br />

outfits she made my sister and me.<br />

At the same time, my grandmother<br />

worked at the Bell Telephone company<br />

as a telephone opera<strong>to</strong>r. She <strong>to</strong>ok a few<br />

of the outfits I had made Barbie <strong>to</strong> her<br />

workplace <strong>to</strong> show her colleagues how<br />

talented her granddaughter was. When<br />

she came home, she <strong>to</strong>ld me she had<br />

several Barbie doll clothes orders from<br />

her friends, and they wanted <strong>to</strong> pay<br />

for these <strong>to</strong> give <strong>to</strong> their children and<br />

grandchildren. My mom and dad agreed<br />

as long as my schoolwork was not<br />

affected. I was in business!<br />

One of the outfits everyone<br />

wanted was a square dance dress<br />

that had seven layers of ruffles. I<br />

made these out of a red and<br />

white gingham tablecloth<br />

my mom donated <strong>to</strong> the<br />

project. It <strong>to</strong>ok hours<br />

<strong>to</strong> make one of these<br />

dresses as the ruffles<br />

were made by hand<br />

and then carefully sewn<br />

Country Songs<br />

1 Islands In <strong>The</strong> Stream Kenny Rogers with<br />

Dolly Par<strong>to</strong>n<br />

2 Almost Over You Sheena Eas<strong>to</strong>n<br />

3 Save the Last Dance for Me Dolly Par<strong>to</strong>n<br />

4 You Can't Run From Love Eddie Rabbitt<br />

5 Whatever Happened To Old Fashioned<br />

Love B.J. Thomas<br />

6 Lady Down On Love Alabama<br />

7 Swingin’ John Anderson<br />

8 <strong>The</strong> Sound of Goodbye Crystal Gayle<br />

9 <strong>The</strong> Closer You Get Alabama<br />

10 Your Love’s On the Line Earl Thomas Conley<br />

<strong>to</strong>gether. For evening wear, Barbie had<br />

a red, ball gown. Mom cut up strips of<br />

white fur from an old hand muff and<br />

made s<strong>to</strong>les <strong>to</strong> go over Barbie’s shoulders<br />

when she wore the ball gown. My dad<br />

was a machinist and helped keep my<br />

little sewing machine running in smooth,<br />

working order. Grandma loved being my<br />

volunteer sales rep. <strong>The</strong>re were seven<br />

outfits in each set of Barbie clothes, and<br />

I sold them for $10.00 a set. Those were<br />

the days!<br />

One day, my mom <strong>to</strong>ld us that she<br />

had some sad news <strong>to</strong> share. Our cousins<br />

who lived on a farm in the country had<br />

a house fire. <strong>The</strong>y had lost most of their<br />

clothes and <strong>to</strong>ys. She thought it would be<br />

good of us if we gave our cousins some<br />

of our favourite things. Our parents had<br />

always taught us <strong>to</strong> be kind <strong>to</strong> others and<br />

since we saw our cousins all the time,<br />

none of us hesitated. My Barbie was<br />

adopted, clothes and all, by my cousin<br />

Marilyn and I played with her when we<br />

went <strong>to</strong> visit.<br />

It has been almost 60 years now<br />

that I said goodbye <strong>to</strong> Barbie<br />

but over the years I have<br />

thought of her often and<br />

how much fun my family<br />

had working <strong>to</strong>gether in our<br />

underground business. During<br />

this time of a Barbie revival<br />

perhaps other families are<br />

also remembering their<br />

Barbies in a gingham<br />

square dance dress or<br />

red ball gown with a<br />

white fur s<strong>to</strong>le.<br />

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2 Billie Jean Michael Jackson<br />

3 Flashdance... What a Feeling Irene Cara<br />

4 Down Under Men at Work<br />

5 Beat It Michael Jackson<br />

6 Total Eclipse of the Heart Bonnie Tyler<br />

7 Maneater Hall & Oates<br />

8 Baby, Come <strong>to</strong> Me Patti Austin and James Ingram<br />

Source:<br />

9 Maniac Michael Sembello<br />

www.billboard.com<br />

10 Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) Eurythmics<br />

Source:<br />

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Return of the Jedi<br />

Terms of Endearment<br />

(Best Picture)<br />

Flashdance<br />

Trading Places<br />

WarGames<br />

Oc<strong>to</strong>pussy<br />

Sudden Impact<br />

Staying Alive<br />

Mr. Mom<br />

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Identity Crisis from Daytripping Sept-Oct 2003<br />

my own home. I settled down for a long I s<strong>to</strong>od my ground, staring him down until<br />

evening of home schooling.<br />

he vanished, returning with a single pork<br />

‘Man’s best friend,’ the author began, chop -- the nicest one of the eight-pack, I<br />

‘is his self-image.’ That made sense, even noticed.<br />

though it was obviously written before At the end of Chapter Six I returned an<br />

<strong>to</strong>day’s political correctness called for overdue library book with nary a blush or<br />

equal gender treatment. No problem. I stammer, just a cool, polite apology and<br />

could change that on each page.<br />

the fine. I could almost see the author<br />

All I needed, apparently, was a positive beaming with satisfaction at this student’s<br />

self-image. Resources I didn’t know I application of his rules. Self-abnegation<br />

possessed began <strong>to</strong> emerge, including was vanishing fast in the smoke of burning<br />

the capacity <strong>to</strong> reach limitless goals. Selfconfidence<br />

determination <strong>to</strong> be somebody.<br />

came gushing, not trickling, By the last page of the last chapter, I was<br />

from deep inside.<br />

ready <strong>to</strong> face the world as the ‘new me’<br />

Next morning at the supermarket I the author had promised. Was it showing<br />

rang the bell summoning the butcher already? I’d see if it worked on my family.<br />

from the back room. I lived alone, I boldly Arriving at my daughter’s house fully halfan-hour<br />

explained, what use was a pack of eight<br />

before I was expected for lunch,<br />

pork chops? Chapter Four nudged me and I knocked firmly on the door, no timid tap<br />

FALL <strong>2023</strong><br />

In the local bookshop, I tried <strong>to</strong> decide<br />

on a pleasurable book for a quiet evening.<br />

Would it be a best-seller I ought <strong>to</strong> read,<br />

or a light whodunit I wanted <strong>to</strong> relax with?<br />

As it happened, neither won.<br />

Before deciding, I moved <strong>to</strong> a shelf<br />

of ‘how <strong>to</strong>’ titles. Nothing there unless I<br />

wanted <strong>to</strong> build a boat, sew a dress in an<br />

hour, or learn how <strong>to</strong> make a gourmet meal<br />

in the microwave. <strong>The</strong>n I spotted one book<br />

that instantly drew me inside its covers <strong>to</strong><br />

the index.<br />

Its title ‘Be a New You ’ was a temptation,<br />

a challenge, a need! I suddenly realized I<br />

was sick of the old me, ready for a drastic<br />

change. <strong>The</strong> book promised results by the<br />

eighth chapter. What do I have <strong>to</strong> lose? I<br />

asked myself, not waiting for an answer.<br />

<strong>The</strong> book and I went home. It was an<br />

investment, cheaper than a night school<br />

self-improvement course, I reasoned. <strong>The</strong><br />

makeover could evolve in the privacy of<br />

in case the baby might be sleeping, no<br />

apology ready for arriving early. Unh-huh.<br />

<strong>The</strong> new me was self-assured, never again<br />

<strong>to</strong> be diffident, irresolute, weak (words that<br />

were anathema <strong>to</strong> the author bent on my<br />

complete metamorphosis. From inside<br />

I heard three-year-old David shouting,<br />

“Mommy, there’s somebody at the door!”<br />

“Hi, darling,” I called through the<br />

mailslot. “Tell Mommy it’s Nana.”<br />

Whereupon the light of my life called<br />

again <strong>to</strong> his mother. “Oh no, Mommy, it<br />

isn’t anybody. It’s only Nana.”<br />

I rolled my eyes. So much for psycho<br />

cybernetics. So much for an unfamiliar,<br />

inflated self-image. <strong>The</strong> few areas where<br />

my new importance had worked had no<br />

affect on a <strong>to</strong>ddler. I decided I was more<br />

comfortable being ‘only Nana’. I’d go back<br />

<strong>to</strong> the shop and find a book more suited<br />

<strong>to</strong> just me, myself and I. Say, for example,<br />

something like: ‘How To Be Yourself’.<br />

P A G E<br />

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Superstitions... To drop a comb while combing your hair is a sign of a coming disappointment.


Putting the “old” back in “Damn, you’re old!”<br />

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Recipes<br />

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Your Recipes!<br />

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Recipes from <strong>Club</strong> contribu<strong>to</strong>rs & local fundraising cookbooks we’ve<br />

collected over the years. Send your own recipes, or on behalf of an<br />

organizaon with a cookbook, we can help promote them for free.<br />

Dill Pickle Chip Dip<br />

By: Brianne Leveille<br />

(from Brigden <strong>Fall</strong> Fair cookbook)<br />

1 pkg cream cheese<br />

1/2 container sour cream<br />

1 Tbsp dill weed<br />

Mix sour cream, cream cheese, dill weed and shredded cheese in a bowl. Dice<br />

pickles in<strong>to</strong> cubes in small and large pieces. Add them in<strong>to</strong> the mix and sr in<br />

pickle juice.<br />

Nanny’s Mac<br />

& Cheese<br />

Macaroni Noodles (or penne)<br />

Shredded Cheese<br />

Toma<strong>to</strong> Soup Cake<br />

2 cups flour<br />

1 1/3 cup sugar<br />

4 tsp baking powder<br />

1 tsp baking soda<br />

Southwest Rice &<br />

Bean Salad<br />

1 tsp vegetable oil<br />

1 cup long grain rice<br />

19 oz can red kidney beans<br />

19 oz can black, pin<strong>to</strong> or romano beans<br />

1.5 cups frozen peas, thawed<br />

4 oz can green chilies, drained/chopped<br />

1/4 cup chopped fresh coriander/parsley<br />

2 cups boiling water<br />

1/2 cup chopped onion<br />

1 cup sliced celery<br />

3/4 cup shredded cheddar or mozzarella<br />

1/2 cup dill pickle juice<br />

4-5 large dill pickles<br />

1.5 tsp allspice<br />

1 tsp cinnamon<br />

1/2 tsp cloves<br />

2 eggs<br />

By: Amy W. (from “A Collecon<br />

of our Favourite Recipes” by<br />

Lamb<strong>to</strong>n Elderly Outreach)<br />

Canned Toma<strong>to</strong>es<br />

Salt & Pepper <strong>to</strong> taste<br />

Boil noodles according <strong>to</strong> box direcons. Spread cooked noodles evenly on a<br />

cookie sheet. Cover with as much shredded cheese as you like. Bake in oven<br />

at 350º unl cheese is golden brown. For extra crispy cheese, use the broil<br />

feature unl cheese bubbles and browns. Bring canned <strong>to</strong>ma<strong>to</strong>es <strong>to</strong> a boil.<br />

Serve porons on<strong>to</strong> plates and add a scoop of <strong>to</strong>ma<strong>to</strong>es <strong>to</strong> each.<br />

By: Kelly Lane<br />

(from “From Our House <strong>to</strong> Yours”<br />

#3 by St. Joseph’s Hospice)<br />

1 can Campbell’s <strong>to</strong>ma<strong>to</strong> soup<br />

1/2 cup shortening<br />

1/4 cup water<br />

Preheat oven <strong>to</strong> 350ºF. Grease a 13x9 baking pan. Combine all ingredients<br />

with electric mixer at high speed. Pour in<strong>to</strong> pan and bake for 35-40 minutes<br />

or unl cake tester comes out clean. Frost with cream cheese icing.<br />

By: Carol Gardiner<br />

(from Wyoming Lioness Cookbook)<br />

Vinaigree:<br />

1/3 cup red wine vinegar<br />

1/4 cup water<br />

1/2 tsp salt<br />

1/4 cup vegetable oil<br />

1 tsp minced garlic<br />

1/4 tsp pepper<br />

In saucepan, heat oil over medium heat, add rice and sr <strong>to</strong> coat well. Add<br />

boiling water, cover and simmer 20 minutes or unl water is absorbed and<br />

rice is tender. Transfer <strong>to</strong> salad bowl <strong>to</strong> cool. Drain and rinse all beans, add <strong>to</strong><br />

salad bowl. Add peas, celery, chilies, onion and coriander. Set aside. In food<br />

processor or bowl, combine vinaigree ingredients, mix well. Pour over<br />

salad & <strong>to</strong>ss <strong>to</strong> mix. Cover and refrigerate up <strong>to</strong> 2 days. *Can substute 3<br />

cups of cooked orzo in place of rice.<br />

Send Your Recipes <strong>to</strong> info@welcome<strong>to</strong>theclub.ca<br />

Let’s Not Forget<br />

By Maryellen Lusk, Dover Centre • From Daytripping Sept-Oct 2011<br />

While working at the Wallaceburg<br />

Museum years go I had the privilege <strong>to</strong><br />

work with a wonderful volunteer called<br />

Murph. Murph was someone everyone<br />

would want <strong>to</strong> be their dad. He always<br />

had a s<strong>to</strong>ry of days gone by. At this time<br />

it was the 50th anniversary of the end of<br />

WWII. We were doing a display with the<br />

pho<strong>to</strong>s of the soldiers from Wallaceburg<br />

that were lost in action. While walking<br />

through the display area and chatting,<br />

Murph s<strong>to</strong>pped in his tracks. Spying<br />

the pho<strong>to</strong>s, he went over<br />

and began picking up<br />

the pictures, collecting<br />

them in his hand and<br />

saying, “I know these<br />

guys, this is Shorty, he fell<br />

in a foxhole and couldn’t<br />

get out. This is so and so...”<br />

And a s<strong>to</strong>ry went with each<br />

young face he recalled. As<br />

this 70-something man held<br />

this pile of pho<strong>to</strong>s of young<br />

men in his shaking hands, I<br />

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young men who never got <strong>to</strong><br />

grow old, but Murph had not<br />

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Sarnia Humane Society Several volunteer opportunities. Non-clumping cat litter, <strong>to</strong>wels and small fleece blankets, etc. www.sarniahumanesociety.com<br />

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Petrolia Food Bank Monetary and food donations <strong>to</strong> food bank (please check expiry dates) 519-882-3950<br />

Inn of the Good Shepherd Clothing, linens & bedding, food items. Volunteer opportunities available. 519-344-1746<br />

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Superstitions... A dog howling at night when someone in the house is sick is a bad omen.


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In my work I often see families doing<br />

their valiant best <strong>to</strong> follow the desires of<br />

their senior loved one. “Mom would not<br />

want that,” or “Dad said we would have<br />

<strong>to</strong> drag him out of his house.”<br />

<strong>The</strong>se are conversations, and while<br />

good they do not meet the standard<br />

required <strong>to</strong> ensure that your wishes are<br />

prioritized and your choices<br />

are respected.<br />

All reading this article<br />

understand the need for a<br />

Last Will and Testament,<br />

a.k.a. A Will. This document<br />

ensures your wishes are<br />

followed after your passing.<br />

So, why wouldn’t you apply<br />

the same focus on your<br />

wishes while you are still<br />

alive?<br />

A Living Will expresses<br />

your wishes and desires<br />

when you are less able<br />

<strong>to</strong> do so for yourself.<br />

Focused on care and end<br />

A Path <strong>to</strong> Wellness<br />

Self Advocacy and the Real Living Will Process<br />

By Chris Treftlin, Shine at Home, Sarnia<br />

SARNIA<br />

of life direction, the Living Will can<br />

be as important as your Last Will and<br />

Testament.<br />

Here is where I ask you <strong>to</strong> do<br />

something more advanced than the<br />

average, and who wants <strong>to</strong> be average<br />

anyway?<br />

Take a pad a paper and write down<br />

<strong>Welcome</strong> <strong>to</strong> ...<br />

all of the blue-sky things you want for<br />

yourself in your senior years.<br />

<strong>The</strong> list may look like this:<br />

My Real Living Will<br />

1. I want <strong>to</strong> live in my house as long as I<br />

am safe. Spending money <strong>to</strong> ensure my<br />

safety is approved. I wish <strong>to</strong> use all of<br />

my resources <strong>to</strong> achieve this.<br />

2. If I can no longer live at home then I<br />

want live at this or that seniors living<br />

community.<br />

3. While alive I contribute <strong>to</strong> my church,<br />

the Humane Society, the local Boys and<br />

Girls <strong>Club</strong>. I wish this <strong>to</strong> be continued.<br />

4. <strong>The</strong>se are my interests, hobbies, and<br />

on-going practices that I<br />

habituate. Coffee in the<br />

morning, and a drink of<br />

whiskey after dinner. I hate<br />

tuna fish.<br />

Your list could be longer.<br />

You get the idea. Let’s call<br />

this a Real Living Will.<br />

Now, how do I get<br />

someone <strong>to</strong> ensure that<br />

your Real Living Will is<br />

respected?<br />

You have documented<br />

it. Now you have <strong>to</strong> find<br />

the person, or people that<br />

will make it happen.<br />

With the document in<br />

THE <strong>Club</strong><br />

hand, you review, then interview those<br />

people in your life that would indeed<br />

make this happen for you.<br />

In most cases the family comes<br />

around you and understands what you<br />

want, and, importantly, commits <strong>to</strong> it.<br />

Christine Wilson’s s<strong>to</strong>ry<br />

Chris was one of the residents in a<br />

senior living community that I was<br />

responsible for, more years ago than I<br />

care <strong>to</strong> admit. She was a career teacher,<br />

and never married or had children.<br />

What she did have was awesome. She<br />

had appointed three life-long friends <strong>to</strong><br />

take care of her affairs, as POA’s (Power<br />

of At<strong>to</strong>rney) for care and finance, and<br />

executrix’s of her Will. Christine <strong>to</strong>ok it<br />

deeper. <strong>The</strong>se ladies knew everything<br />

one needed <strong>to</strong> know about the care<br />

and feeding of Christine Wilson, and<br />

they followed through for their friend.<br />

Regular visits <strong>to</strong> Christine and regular<br />

follow-ups with the community leader<br />

team—Christine did it right.<br />

So, there you are reader. I am offering<br />

you a choice between your wishes<br />

being respected and someone else’s<br />

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"Honey, breakfast is on the s<strong>to</strong>ve. I left early <strong>to</strong> go shopping. Love you." He<br />

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FALL <strong>2023</strong> Superstitions... It’s bad luck <strong>to</strong> leave a house through a different door than you came in. P A G E 17


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Sunflowers<br />

Summer <strong>to</strong> autumn, and off <strong>to</strong> winter,<br />

what a lovely season! <strong>The</strong>re is something<br />

so very cheery about a sunflower gazing<br />

at the sun on a clear blue day. For the<br />

past few summers we, at Sipkens, have<br />

<strong>to</strong> <strong>Fall</strong>ing<br />

planted a small field of sunflowers as<br />

part of Miracle Max Minions, a charitable<br />

Leaves<br />

organization. Not only is it a worthwhile<br />

cause, but we also have the added benefit<br />

of seeing these beauties every morning<br />

as we start our work day. It is like a smile<br />

that passes from the flower <strong>to</strong> a person.<br />

<strong>The</strong> joy of cool, dew-laden mornings,<br />

the maturing of summer vegetables and<br />

the grains in the fields—take a moment<br />

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Nature gives us a good lesson, it is<br />

better <strong>to</strong> give than receive. Pass along a<br />

smile, a flower, some extra produce from your garden. Help a neighbour—even in just<br />

a little way. Autumn gives many of us a little extra time <strong>to</strong> consider the flowers. Don’t<br />

rush summer away. Don’t rush through fall. Appreciate each day as a gift.<br />

I came across a saying the other day. I don’t know who <strong>to</strong> give credit <strong>to</strong> but “If we<br />

believe talking kindly <strong>to</strong> our plants can help them thrive, imagine what speaking kindly<br />

<strong>to</strong> people can do!”<br />

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<strong>Welcome</strong> <strong>to</strong> ... FALL <strong>2023</strong><br />

Here below are some helpful hints for<br />

your Autumn checklist:<br />

❏ Care for your lawn so it can rebuild<br />

with cooler seasons with fertilizer or<br />

seed.<br />

❏ Finely mulch leaves so they do<br />

not smother your grass and return<br />

nutrients <strong>to</strong> the earth.<br />

❏ Top up mulch in gardens <strong>to</strong> insulate<br />

new plantings and refresh the look<br />

of your home.<br />

❏ Change out your summer seasonal<br />

flowers for fresh autumn colours,<br />

and then change up <strong>to</strong> fresh<br />

greenery boughs and berries <strong>to</strong><br />

create a warm welcome <strong>to</strong> your<br />

guests <strong>to</strong> welcome winter.<br />

❏ Plant your seed garlic for next<br />

summer harvest.<br />

❏ Add compost and manure <strong>to</strong> your<br />

gardens <strong>to</strong> improve the soil fertility.<br />

❏ Collect seeds from your favorite<br />

summer annuals <strong>to</strong> sow next year.<br />

❏ Create a habitat for the wild<br />

creatures in your yard with an<br />

area left ‘wild and untended’ with<br />

branches and leaves.<br />

❏ Remember our feathered friends by<br />

leaving out seed heads and putting<br />

out feeders.<br />

❏ Clean up empty pots and trays and<br />

return for recycle or reuse.<br />

❏ Put a simple act of kindness in<strong>to</strong><br />

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you will ever know.<br />

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P A G E<br />

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Superstitions... For good luck throughout the year, wear new clothes on Easter.


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FALL <strong>2023</strong> Superstitions... Hanging up pictures of an elephant brings luck, but only if they face a door. P A G E 19


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<strong>The</strong>re are many moments in life<br />

upon which <strong>to</strong> reflect. Some of the<br />

most endearing <strong>to</strong> me were those spent<br />

attending public school during the<br />

1950’s, a few precious memories still<br />

linger.<br />

Having a February birth date meant<br />

I was almost six years of age before<br />

attending kindergarten. <strong>The</strong> two block<br />

(yes, two block) walk was still scary <strong>to</strong> a<br />

little girl who had never ventured out of<br />

her backyard.<br />

Thankfully, my mom accompanied<br />

me that first fearful day. Dressed in my<br />

little plaid skirt, frilly blouse and Buster<br />

Brown shoes, I held on tight <strong>to</strong> her<br />

hand as she escorted me <strong>to</strong> the fringe<br />

of the schoolyard. I’m sure she had <strong>to</strong><br />

forcefully untangle my fingers, and give<br />

a gentle nudge <strong>to</strong> coax me forward.<br />

Being her first born, I’m sure this<br />

was a difficult day for her as well.<br />

Central School, located midway<br />

on the east side of Greenfield Street<br />

in Petrolia, was a red brick<br />

building with two front<br />

entrances, one designated<br />

for boys and the<br />

other for the girls.<br />

<strong>The</strong> play areas were<br />

also segregated. We<br />

dutifully lined up at<br />

the beginning of each<br />

school day, according <strong>to</strong><br />

age and grade, waiting<br />

impatiently for the bell <strong>to</strong><br />

ring.<br />

<strong>The</strong> most terrifying<br />

sight that first day was “the<br />

strap”—long, stiff and leather,<br />

hanging ominously alongside our<br />

scarves and mittens. It was a constant<br />

reminder of the penalty paid if we<br />

chose <strong>to</strong> misbehave. Although never on<br />

the receiving end, over the years I bore<br />

witness <strong>to</strong> several students who were.<br />

And the memories linger on......<br />

<strong>The</strong> Valentine Days spent waiting and<br />

silently praying while these cherished<br />

cards were being handed out. You hoped<br />

that a big pile would land on your desk.<br />

<strong>The</strong> baseball games—one of the few<br />

times boys and girls were allowed <strong>to</strong><br />

play <strong>to</strong>gether. Oh the fear of being the<br />

last one called <strong>to</strong> join a team.<br />

Staging Sleeping Beauty, I was cast as<br />

one of the three good fairies, had one<br />

line which <strong>to</strong>ok me hours <strong>to</strong> memorize<br />

and only one minute <strong>to</strong> nervously recite.<br />

Singing “Down by the Old Mill<br />

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friend Dee Dee. What a duo.<br />

<strong>The</strong> dreaded exam result days when<br />

papers were handed out according <strong>to</strong><br />

grades. Everyone watching the teachers<br />

expression as the results were laid on<br />

their desk.<br />

“Field Days” involving all four Petrolia<br />

schools including Maude Street, Jubilee,<br />

and Queen Elizabeth II. This was an<br />

opportunity <strong>to</strong> swap s<strong>to</strong>ries and make<br />

new friends.<br />

Watching the coronation<br />

of Queen Elizabeth II on<br />

June 2, 1953, on a tiny,<br />

black and white television<br />

set with students from all the<br />

other schools.<br />

Waiting in terror as the<br />

first vaccines <strong>to</strong> be given<br />

in public schools were<br />

administered. What brave<br />

children we were.<br />

<strong>The</strong> pride of becoming<br />

a senior student and<br />

being assigned the<br />

task of looking after<br />

a little kindergarten<br />

girl during recess. I<br />

felt very grown up.<br />

<strong>The</strong> thrill of choosing a<br />

graduation dress. <strong>The</strong> pride<br />

upon receiving my grade eight<br />

diploma. <strong>The</strong> fear of leaving all that<br />

felt safe behind, but shaking with<br />

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<strong>The</strong> Dogs of our Lives<br />

<strong>The</strong> first dog we ever had was<br />

Blackie. He was a young, medium-sized<br />

Labrador retriever. He was an outside<br />

dog that we got soon after moving in<strong>to</strong><br />

our new house my dad had built. I was 5<br />

or 6 at the time and had no idea where<br />

we got him from (not my dad, the dog!).<br />

We lived on the edge of a square<br />

mile bush in old Sandwich West before<br />

it became part of Windsor. We would<br />

take Blackie out on runs in the fields.<br />

He was a good, happy and gentle dog.<br />

Unfortunately one rainy day he got<br />

loose from the chain on his doghouse<br />

and met an ignoble end a few streets<br />

over, by a garbage truck. I cried and<br />

cried of course.<br />

Almost immediately my oldest<br />

brother, under instructions from my<br />

parents, brought home another dog,<br />

a small puppy. Something was wrong<br />

with it though and they <strong>to</strong>ok it back. We<br />

never even had a chance <strong>to</strong> name it.<br />

<strong>The</strong>n one day I went outside <strong>to</strong><br />

play and there was Mickey. He was<br />

a beautiful puppy, a cross between a<br />

German Shepherd and some smaller<br />

breed with ears that were down, not up.<br />

He was an outside dog <strong>to</strong>o and lived<br />

his whole life in his doghouse.<br />

My parents didn’t believe in a dog<br />

living in the house with them,<br />

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house continually and put<br />

endless pieces of carpet<br />

over the door. Only in<br />

the dead of winter when<br />

it went down around zero<br />

would my dad allow us <strong>to</strong> bring<br />

him down in the basement. That was<br />

always exciting <strong>to</strong> me, knowing he was<br />

down there. All of us visited him. It must<br />

have been exciting for Mickey <strong>to</strong>o, as he<br />

always left a present on the basement<br />

floor.<br />

In a family of five boys Mickey<br />

seemed like just another brother or kid<br />

<strong>to</strong> me, though admittedly he was all<br />

furry and ran on four legs. Whenever<br />

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enormous wrong and I just had <strong>to</strong> tell<br />

somebody about it, I would crawl inside<br />

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dry and sheltered from the wind<br />

and rain. It had a nice floor, sides,<br />

a roof and a door, all mostly draftproof.<br />

It had his own smell <strong>to</strong>o.<br />

We fed him table scraps.<br />

Scraps of <strong>to</strong>ast, meat, oatmeal<br />

porridge, gravy, bones, anything<br />

and everything left over from<br />

breakfast, lunch, and supper<br />

all went in his dog dish. He<br />

thrived on it. I don’t think we<br />

ever needed <strong>to</strong> buy dog food.<br />

We constantly <strong>to</strong>ok him on runs out<br />

in the fields and bush, just like Blackie.<br />

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them. He also got sprayed by skunks<br />

more than once. Whether he just didn’t<br />

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in<strong>to</strong> them I never knew. But even with<br />

the <strong>to</strong>ma<strong>to</strong> juice baths, the smell hung<br />

around for two weeks. Daily he’d roll<br />

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like I was scared, Mickey came out of<br />

nowhere and was all over that kid. He<br />

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When I was in grade school, I had<br />

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grade three and four in one year, so after<br />

that I was about the smallest kid in every<br />

grade. One kid who knew kid-style judo,<br />

in exchange for teaching him chords on<br />

the guitar, would beat up anybody who<br />

picked on me. We were great friends<br />

and it was a great arrangement!<br />

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man. He got gray around his muzzle,<br />

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far and would occasionally grunt from<br />

his stiffening limbs. He even started<br />

having little fits where he would go rigid<br />

and foam at the mouth for five minutes<br />

or so. We thought it was heartworm.<br />

He eventually had a stroke and<br />

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On second thoughts, if he came back<br />

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Sarnia, along the St.<br />

Clair River.<br />

farmer Louis Rendt,<br />

lobbied the Upper<br />

<strong>The</strong> village was<br />

Canada Assembly<br />

named Corunna<br />

<strong>to</strong> consider settling<br />

after a Napoleonic<br />

Corunna. Wilkinson,<br />

war battle at La<br />

a provincial surveyor,<br />

Coruna, Spain.<br />

was sent <strong>to</strong> confirm<br />

Beresford named<br />

and revise the first<br />

the streets after<br />

survey in 1837,<br />

Range Light<br />

his fellow military<br />

eliminating the<br />

officers under the command of Sir John<br />

Moore. Hill, Lyndoch, Fane, Cameron,<br />

diagonal streets and keeping the<br />

central St. George’s Square at the<br />

Murray, Baird, Paget, Beckwith, intersection of Hill and Baird Streets.<br />

Bentinck, Beresford and Colborne This central square was <strong>to</strong> be the site<br />

Streets still bear their names <strong>to</strong>day. <strong>The</strong><br />

original map showed streets laid out in<br />

a pattern resembling Britain’s flag the<br />

Union Jack; a basic grid including 4<br />

of parliament buildings had Corunna<br />

became the capital as hoped and<br />

remains <strong>to</strong>day as a park marked<br />

with a s<strong>to</strong>ne cairn.<br />

diagonal streets radiating from a central After Wilkson’s 1837 survey<br />

<strong>to</strong>wn square.<br />

Before Ottawa was bes<strong>to</strong>wed with<br />

the honour of becoming the capital of<br />

Canada, York (Toron<strong>to</strong>), Kings<strong>to</strong>n, and<br />

Montreal along with Corunna were<br />

confirmation, Corunna was fit for<br />

settlement. <strong>The</strong> village grew slowly<br />

but at times boasted numerous<br />

hotels, shoemakers, harness makers,<br />

blacksmiths and general s<strong>to</strong>res, as<br />

well as a sawmill, cabinet maker,<br />

wagon maker, tinsmith and two<br />

shipbuilders. One notable schooner,<br />

“<strong>The</strong> Kate Bully” was built in Corunna<br />

but it met its demise in an 1869 s<strong>to</strong>rm.<br />

<strong>The</strong> <strong>to</strong>wn became more connected<br />

than ever in 1886 when the Erie<br />

and Huron railway connected Corunna<br />

<strong>to</strong> Lake Huron, Sarnia and <strong>to</strong> Lake Erie.<br />

<strong>The</strong> community blossomed even further<br />

as adjacent Stag Island was a haven for<br />

<strong>to</strong>urists by the late 1800s.<br />

Corunna’s industrial growth was<br />

boosted again starting in the early 1940’s<br />

with the establishment of Polymer, and<br />

in later decades; Canadian Oil, Dupont,<br />

and Petrosar. Although the hotels<br />

are gone and the original businesses<br />

replaced, Corunna continues <strong>to</strong> thrive<br />

and prosper with its deep agricultural<br />

and industrial roots.<br />

<strong>2023</strong> marks the 200th anniversary<br />

of Corunna’s first survey and is a cause<br />

St. Joseph’s Church<br />

Garroch & McRae General S<strong>to</strong>re<br />

<strong>to</strong> celebrate the <strong>to</strong>wn’s s<strong>to</strong>ried his<strong>to</strong>ry.<br />

With support from the Township of St.<br />

Clair and local businesses, a committed<br />

volunteer group has been busy with<br />

projects like streetlight banners, St.<br />

George’s Square upgrades and a rededication<br />

ceremony, a summer<br />

scavenger hunt, commemorative<br />

plaques, Corunna 200 apparel and<br />

merchandise, along with creating a time<br />

capsule.<br />

<strong>The</strong> highlight of the year will be the<br />

Corunna 200 Street Festival down<strong>to</strong>wn<br />

on Saturday, September 23rd. Lyndoch<br />

Street between Fane and Cameron<br />

Streets will be closed <strong>to</strong> traffic <strong>to</strong> host<br />

the festival from 10 am until 3 pm.<br />

<strong>The</strong> street will be filled with <strong>to</strong>ns<br />

of family-focused fun including<br />

vendors, a chalk artist, inflatables,<br />

contests and food from adjacent<br />

restaurants, along with breakfast<br />

and wagon rides at the Corunna<br />

Legion from 8-10 am.<br />

When you discover that your<br />

vibrant little <strong>to</strong>wn could have been<br />

the capital city of your great nation,<br />

you have <strong>to</strong> celebrate!<br />

More information is available<br />

at www.corunna<strong>2023</strong>.com or<br />

on Corunna 200 Facebook and<br />

instagram pages.<br />

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daily ongoing Weekly adult activities at Strangway Centre, Sarnia sarnia.ca 519-332-0656<br />

Mon ongoing Shuffle Up and Deal Euchre, ELCC Watford, 1-4, $3 www.warwick<strong>to</strong>wnship.ca<br />

Mon ongoing Zoom Genealogy meetings, last Mon/month 2-3:30 www.lamb<strong>to</strong>n.ogs.on.ca<br />

Mon ongoing Forever Fit with LEO, Wyoming Legion, 9:30am www.leohelps.ca<br />

Tues (2nd) Sombra LEO Diners <strong>Club</strong>, Soup & Sandwich (2nd Tues monthly) www.leohelps.ca<br />

Tues (4th) Petrolia LEO Diners <strong>Club</strong>, Hot lunch (4th Tues monthly) www.leohelps.ca<br />

Wed til oct 4 Farmers’ Market, Lamb<strong>to</strong>n Heritage Museum, 8-1 www.heritagemuseum.ca<br />

Wed ongoing Forever Fit with LEO, Wyoming Legion, 9:30am www.leohelps.ca<br />

Wed ongoing Euchre - Petrolia Legion 7pm FB Royal Canadian Legion Br 216<br />

Wed (1st) Sarnia LEO Diners <strong>Club</strong>, Afternoon Tea (1st Wed monthly) www.leohelps.ca<br />

Wed (3rd) Corunna LEO Diners <strong>Club</strong>, Hot lunch (3rd Wed monthly) www.leohelps.ca<br />

Thurs ongoing Pepper - Petrolia Legion 1pm FB Royal Canadian Legion Br 216<br />

Thurs (2nd) Alvins<strong>to</strong>n LEO Diners <strong>Club</strong>, Coffee Social (2nd Thurs monthly) www.leohelps.ca<br />

Thurs ongoing Peer Social <strong>Club</strong>, Alvins<strong>to</strong>n (2nd Thursday) www.leohelps.ca<br />

Thurs ongoing Cribbage - Corunna Legion 1pm 519-862-1240<br />

Fri ongoing Meat Draw & 50/50 - Grand Bend Legion 5pm 519-238-6423<br />

Fri <strong>to</strong> Oct 6 L Shores Farmers’ Market, 9-1, Jefferson St. Forest lamb<strong>to</strong>nshoresmarkets.com<br />

Fri ongoing Horseshoes, Forest Legion, 6:30 www.forestlegion.ca<br />

Fri (1st) Sarnia First Friday - down<strong>to</strong>wn cultural walkabout FB Sarnia First Friday<br />

Fri ongoing Games, Entertainment, Karaoke, Petrolia, 7pm FB Royal Canadian Legion Br 216<br />

Sat ongoing Meat Raffle - Forest Legion 4pm www.forestlegion.ca<br />

Sun (4th) Sept <strong>to</strong> Nov Sarnia Stamp <strong>Club</strong> Meetings, Grace United, 2pm www.sarniastampclub.ca<br />

EXHIBITS<br />

ongoing L Shores His<strong>to</strong>ric Buildings at Lamb<strong>to</strong>n Heritage Museum www.heritagemuseum.ca<br />

ongoing online Nnigiiwemin/We are going home exhibit (virtual) www.heritagemuseum.ca<br />

ongoing online Lamb<strong>to</strong>n Agricultural Hall of Fame (virtual) www.heritagemuseum.ca<br />

ongoing online Lamb<strong>to</strong>n at War (virtual) www.heritagemuseum.ca<br />

ongoing online Shine: Spotlight on Women of Lamb<strong>to</strong>n www.heritagemuseum.ca<br />

ongoing online <strong>The</strong> Farmerettes (virtual) www.heritagemuseum.ca<br />

Sept 9-Oct 28 B Grove CANSCAIP in the Grove: <strong>The</strong> Art of Picturebooks www.galleryinthegrove.com<br />

Nov 4-Dec 16 B Grove Gifts of the Season Curated Art Sale www.galleryinthegrove.com<br />

Sept 1-30 Sarnia George Van Humbeck Solo Exhibit, Lawrence House www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

Oct 6-28 Sarnia Joanne Gillis Solo Exhibit, Lawrence House www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

Nov 3-25 Sarnia A Time for Giving, Members Exhibit, Lawrence House www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

Nov 3-25 Sarnia Trevor Jamieson Solo Exhibit, Lawrence House www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

Nov 3-25 Sarnia Christmas at the House, Lawrence House www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

Dec 1-30 Sarnia Handmade for the Holidays, Lawrence House www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

SEPTEMBER <strong>2023</strong><br />

1 Forest NLCHC Seniors Dinner, Noon, Registration required 519-786-4545 ext 235<br />

2 Sarnia Plowing Match - SW corner of Waterworks/Confed www.lamb<strong>to</strong>nplowmens.ca<br />

2 Corunna Veteran’s Mo<strong>to</strong>rcycle Poker Run, Reg. 10am from Legion FB Corunna Legion<br />

5-24 Petrolia “Kitchen Party Lef<strong>to</strong>vers” at VPP www.thevpp.ca<br />

1.800.717.7694 • www.thevpp.ca SEPT 5-24 • <strong>2023</strong><br />

6 Sarnia Set Sail! with SASC, Duc D’Orleans II, 6:30pm, adv tickets 519-337-3154 x.200<br />

7 Sarnia Chamber of Commerce Golf Tournament 519-336-2400<br />

8 Forest Fish Fry at Forest Legion, 5-7, $25 www.forestlegion.ca<br />

8 Sarnia Chest Fever: <strong>The</strong> Official Revival of <strong>The</strong> Band www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

8-9 Sarnia Block Party <strong>2023</strong>, Agora Stage, Centennial Park 519-328-9443 or revelree.ca<br />

8-10 Petrolia <strong>Fall</strong> Fair www.petroliafair.ca<br />

9 Brights Grove Rotary Art in the Park, Mike Weir Park, 9-5 FB Rotary Art in the Park Sarnia<br />

9 Brigden Ploughman’s Party, Brigden Fairgrounds www.brigdenfair.ca<br />

9 Sarnia United Way Classic Car Show by Enbridge, WO Research Park theunitedway.on.ca<br />

9 Sarnia Yuk Yuk’s, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

11 Sarnia Open Stage at Lawrence House, 7pm www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

12 Sarnia LSW Prostate Cancer Support Group, Kiwanis Centre, 7pm 519-365-1599<br />

SEPTEMBER <strong>2023</strong> Cont’d<br />

12 Sombra “Disappearing Heritage” Darrell Randell Lecture, Museum FB Sombra Museum<br />

15-17 Wyoming <strong>Fall</strong> Fair plymp<strong>to</strong>n-wyomingfair.com<br />

15-16 Petrolia Quilted Treasures, hosted by IODE at Christ Church dawnmcnally@hotmail.com<br />

15 Sarnia CaribeFest Sarnia, Rayjon Share Care, Lamb<strong>to</strong>n College www.rayjon.org<br />

15 Sarnia Smoke-Free Outdoor Movie Night, Centennial Park www.sarnia.ca<br />

16 Wyoming Yuk Yuks Comedy at Fairgrounds, 7:30, advance tkt only 384-0130 or 519-918-9395<br />

16 Corunna Sir El<strong>to</strong>n’s Greatest starring Ed Greene at Legion, adv tickets FB Corunna Legion<br />

16 Petrolia Farm <strong>to</strong> Table Harvestfest, Farmers’ Market, 4-9 www.visitpetrolia.ca<br />

17 Wyoming Lions Breakfast, 8-Noon, eat in/take out, advance tkts FB Wyoming Lions <strong>Club</strong><br />

17 Moore<strong>to</strong>wn Downriver Craft & Gift Sale, Moore Museum www.mooremuseum.ca<br />

18 Sarnia Open Stage at Lawrence House, 7pm www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

19 Port Franks Euchre Rama, Pt Franks Seniors, Comm. Centre, 9am FB Port Franks Seniors<br />

19 Lamb<strong>to</strong>n Cty United Way Day of Caring, throughout Sarnia-Lamb<strong>to</strong>n theunitedway.on.ca<br />

21 Corunna Trivia Night at Legion, 7-9 519-862-1240<br />

22 Wyoming Quarter Auction, Legion, 7pm FB Wyoming Legion<br />

22 Sarnia April Wine, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

22-24 Forest <strong>Fall</strong> Fair www.theforestfair.ca<br />

23 Forest Mudmen at Forest Fair, 9pm www.mudmen.ca<br />

23 Sarnia Jeff Leason, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

23 Corunna Corunna 200 Down<strong>to</strong>wn Street Festival, 10-3 www.corunna<strong>2023</strong>.com<br />

In 1823 Corunna was surveyed <strong>to</strong> become the Capital of Canada!<br />

www.corunna<strong>2023</strong>.com<br />

September 23 • 10 <strong>to</strong> 3<br />

Lyndock Street, CORUNNA<br />

(between Fane & Cameron)<br />

• Vendors • Entertainment<br />

• Demonstrations • Family Fun<br />

23 Sarnia Trail & Ale for Rayjon, Blackwell Trails Park, 10am FB Rayjon Share Care<br />

24 Petrolia Terri Fisher Memorial Dart Tourn, Legion, pre-register lakerphillip@hotmail.com<br />

24 Sarnia Walk Right Back: <strong>The</strong> Everly Brothers’ S<strong>to</strong>ry www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

28 Camlachie Gift Card Bingo, Huron Shores Opt., Comm. Ctr 6:30 519-384-8110<br />

28 Sarnia Middle-Raged Sketch Comedy, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

29 Sarnia Scott Falconbridge: Standing Up! Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

29-Oct 1 Alvins<strong>to</strong>n <strong>Fall</strong> Fair www.alvins<strong>to</strong>nfair.com<br />

30 Forest Thanksgiving Turkey & Ham Raffle, Legion www.forestlegion.ca<br />

30 Wyoming Mo<strong>to</strong>rcycle Poker Run for Christmas for Everyone Petrolia 519-312-3200<br />

30 Corunna Pub Night with Andrew Borody, Legion 6-9 FB Corunna Legion<br />

30 Sarnia Light up the Night for Noelle Run/Walk, Canatara, 6:30 donations@noellesgift.ca<br />

30 Sarnia An Evening with <strong>The</strong> Cowboy Junkies, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

OCTOBER <strong>2023</strong><br />

1 Forest NLCHC Seniors Dinner, Noon, Registration required 519-786-4545 ext 235<br />

4 Sarnia Sarnia Concert Assoc: “Quar<strong>to</strong>m” Male Vocal Quartet sarniaconcertassociation.ca<br />

6 Sarnia Mike Stevens with <strong>The</strong> Schotts, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

6-9 Brigden <strong>Fall</strong> Fair www.brigdenfair.ca<br />

MOORE AGRICULTURAL SOCIETY<br />

Home of the Brigden Fair Since 1850<br />

BRIGDEN FALL FAIR “Aprons & Overalls” OCT 6th <strong>to</strong> 9th<br />

• Brigden Campout Jamboree Weekend – August 2nd <strong>to</strong> 7th<br />

• Brigden Market – August 5th<br />

• Ploughman’s Party: Scott Manery & <strong>The</strong> Barnburners – Sept 9th<br />

• Trac<strong>to</strong>r Pull – Oct 6th / Demolition Derby – Oct 14th<br />

• Jamborees – 2nd Sunday of month Nov <strong>to</strong> April<br />

* All events take place at Fairgrounds & are subject <strong>to</strong> change<br />

Updates at<br />

www.brigdenfair.ca<br />

2976 Brigden Rd, Brigden, 519-864-1197 or Brigden Fair<br />

7 Forest Forest Legion - Thanksgiving Turkey & Ham Raffle 3pm www.forestlegion.ca<br />

9 Sarnia Open Stage at Lawrence House, 7pm www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

10-29 Petrolia “Camelot” at VPP www.thevpp.ca<br />

13 Sarnia Classic Seger: Bob Seger’s Greatest Hits www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

14-15 L Shores Lamb<strong>to</strong>n <strong>Fall</strong> Colour & Craft Festival, 10-4, Heritage Mus. heritagemuseum.ca<br />

14 Corunna Gwetaandaawe Market, 9-2 519-336-8410 or FB<br />

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16 Sarnia Open Stage at Lawrence House, 7pm www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

19 Corunna Trivia Night at Legion, 7-9 519-862-1240<br />

20-28 Sarnia Little Shop of Horrors, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

26 Camlachie Gift Card Bingo, Huron Shores Opt., Comm. Centre 6:30 519-384-8110<br />

27 Forest Poppy Campaign begins, volunteers welcome www.forestlegion.ca<br />

28 Wyoming Legion Ladies Auxiliary Vendor Show, 9-2 FB Wyoming Legion<br />

28 Sarnia Fright Night at Cana-Scare-A Park, 5-10, all ages www.sarnia.ca<br />

NOVEMBER <strong>2023</strong><br />

1 Sarnia Sarnia Concert Assoc: “Charles Richard-Hamelin” sarniaconcertassociation.ca<br />

1 Forest NLCHC Seniors Dinner, Noon, Registration required 519-786-4545 ext 235<br />

3 Sarnia Hotel California: <strong>The</strong> Original Eagles Tribute www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

4 Watford Christmas Joy Market, 9-2, East Lamb<strong>to</strong>n CC azevents.swo@gmail.com<br />

4 Forest Poppy Boot Drive 10-2 www.forestlegion.ca<br />

4 Corunna Gwetaandaawe Market, 9-2 519-336-8410 or FB<br />

5 Forest Legion Church Parade, 10:30 www.forestlegion.ca<br />

8 Sarnia Finger Eleven, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

9 Sarnia Lighthouse, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

10-11 Sarnia “Fusion <strong>2023</strong>” at DeGroot’s Nurseries www.discoverfusion.ca<br />

11 Sarnia Classic Albums Live: Pink Floyd-Wish You Were Here www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

13 Sarnia Open Stage at Lawrence House, 7pm www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

11 Forest Remembrance Day Service, 10:45 at Cenotaph www.forestlegion.ca<br />

16 Sarnia One Good Shift with Shaun Peet by SLBDC www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

16 Corunna Trivia Night at Legion, 7-9 519-862-1240<br />

18 Wyoming Great Canadian Dueling Pianos for Christmas for Everyone 226-964-1225 or FB<br />

20 Sarnia Open Stage at Lawrence House, 7pm www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

21 Sarnia A Tyler Shaw Christmas, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

23 Camlachie Gift Card Bingo, Huron Shores Opt., Comm. Ctr 6:30 519-384-8110<br />

24-Dec 10 Petrolia “Starbright Christmas <strong>2023</strong>” at VPP www.thevpp.ca<br />

DECEMBER <strong>2023</strong><br />

1 Petrolia Christmas in the Park, Vic<strong>to</strong>ria Park FB Town of Petrolia<br />

1 Forest NLCHC Seniors Dinner, Noon, Registration required 519-786-4545 ext 235<br />

2 Alvins<strong>to</strong>n Christmas Celebration Market, 4-8, BAICC azevents.swo@gmail.com<br />

2 Petrolia Christmas Market, Farmers’ Market, 10-3 FB Town of Petrolia<br />

2 Petrolia Santa Claus Parade, 2pm FB Town of Petrolia<br />

8 Sarnia Christmas on the Farm, Canatara Park, 5:30-9 www.sarnia.ca<br />

9 Sarnia Christmas on the Farm, Canatara Park, 10-2 www.sarnia.ca<br />

9 Forest Turkey & Ham Raffle, 3pm, $25 per stick with 50/50 www.forestlegion.ca<br />

11 Sarnia Open Stage at Lawrence House, 7pm www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

13 Petrolia Boomer’s Christmas, YMCA FB Town of Petrolia<br />

15-17 Petrolia <strong>The</strong> VPP Holiday Jamboree www.thevpp.ca<br />

15-23 Sarnia Irving Berlin’s White Christmas, Imperial <strong>The</strong>atre www.imperialtheatre.net<br />

18 Sarnia Open Stage at Lawrence House, 7pm www.lawrencehouse.ca<br />

31 Wyoming New Year’s Eve Hoedown, Scott Manery & Barnburners FB Wyoming Legion<br />

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A newspaper clipping from <strong>The</strong> Book<br />

Keeper’s grand opening on September<br />

27, 1980 hangs on the wall in Susan<br />

Chamberlain’s office. <strong>The</strong> s<strong>to</strong>re’s his<strong>to</strong>ry<br />

is often front-of-mind for her. <strong>The</strong> Book<br />

Keeper originally opened in Northgate<br />

Plaza and has moved <strong>to</strong> different<br />

locations within the plaza throughout the<br />

years. In 2001, Chamberlain purchased<br />

the s<strong>to</strong>re from owner Kathy Mitchell and<br />

in 2010 the s<strong>to</strong>re moved <strong>to</strong> its current<br />

location. Not every community has a<br />

thriving independent books<strong>to</strong>re. “It says<br />

a lot about the city and the cus<strong>to</strong>mer<br />

support that we’ve had over the years,”<br />

Chamberlain explains.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Book Keeper carries a wide<br />

selection of books and places hundreds<br />

of special orders weekly. Cus<strong>to</strong>mers<br />

can look up current inven<strong>to</strong>ry or<br />

reserve a book on the website:<br />

www.sarniabookkeeper.com. Each<br />

staff member brings a unique and<br />

extensive knowledge of books and<br />

they are especially good at making<br />

recommendations. Alongside the<br />

wide selection of books, the s<strong>to</strong>re<br />

also offers a variety of giftware, board<br />

games, and jewelry. Chamberlain saw<br />

the local demand for these items at<br />

Poppies, the gift shop inside Bluewater<br />

Health that she opened in 2010. “<strong>The</strong>se<br />

As reported by<br />

<strong>The</strong> Book Keeper<br />

additions have allowed <strong>The</strong> Book<br />

Keeper <strong>to</strong> become the ideal place <strong>to</strong><br />

shop, not only for book lovers, but for<br />

anyone who appreciates a unique gift,”<br />

shares Chamberlain. During the recent<br />

pandemic, <strong>The</strong> Book Keeper was the<br />

go-<strong>to</strong> place <strong>to</strong> get puzzles, family board<br />

games and of course books <strong>to</strong> get<br />

through the quarantine.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Book Keeper maintains<br />

a strong relationship with the<br />

community. <strong>The</strong>ir current<br />

location allows them the<br />

space and flexibility <strong>to</strong> host<br />

many unique events. With<br />

the addition of an Adult Book<br />

<strong>Club</strong> as well as a Teen Book<br />

<strong>Club</strong> they’ve brought many<br />

new readers <strong>to</strong> their s<strong>to</strong>re.<br />

Preschool S<strong>to</strong>rytime offers a<br />

chance for caregivers <strong>to</strong> bring<br />

the kids for some socialization<br />

and gives them an opportunity<br />

<strong>to</strong> introduce their love of<br />

reading <strong>to</strong> their children.<br />

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addition and this encompasses <strong>The</strong><br />

Book Keeper’s love of and commitment<br />

<strong>to</strong> inclusion and diversity. Chamberlain<br />

has invited several famous authors <strong>to</strong><br />

Sarnia for book signings. Some of the<br />

most notable authors include Margaret<br />

Atwood, Mitch Albom, Commander<br />

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Darryl Sittler and Ken Dryden. When the<br />

events are <strong>to</strong>o large <strong>to</strong> be accommodated<br />

in the books<strong>to</strong>re, signings are often held<br />

at the Sarnia Library <strong>The</strong>atre, and other<br />

local venues.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Book Keeper is proud <strong>to</strong> support<br />

many local community organizations.<br />

<strong>The</strong>y have run fundraisers for <strong>The</strong> Hub at<br />

Sarnia Lamb<strong>to</strong>n Rebound, Diversity Ed<br />

Safer Spaces Canada as well as donated<br />

profits from Orange Shirt Day <strong>to</strong> Hillside<br />

Elementary School and Aamjiwnaang<br />

Kinoomaage Gamig Elementary School.<br />

At the heart of everything they do<br />

there is a collaboration between the<br />

community’s interests and<br />

passions and <strong>The</strong> Book<br />

Keeper’s commitment<br />

<strong>to</strong> contributing <strong>to</strong> and<br />

elevating the connections<br />

and conversations in our<br />

community. Chamberlain<br />

concludes, “Without the<br />

community supporting<br />

us we would not be able<br />

<strong>to</strong> thrive. We feel that it is<br />

our responsibility <strong>to</strong> also<br />

support the community<br />

that supports us.”<br />

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Superstitions... If your nose itches you will soon be kissed by a fool.


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By Brian A. Keelan, Sarnia<br />

Sad but true?<br />

Arthur - a senior who was<br />

not in the best of shape -<br />

was in the middle of his first<br />

workout in the gym when<br />

he spotted a good-looking<br />

young woman who was also<br />

working out. He asked the<br />

trainer, “What machine in<br />

here should I use <strong>to</strong> impress<br />

that gorgeous young lady<br />

over there?”<br />

<strong>The</strong> trainer looked him up<br />

and down and said, “I think<br />

you’d have your best shot<br />

if you tried the ATM in the<br />

lobby.”<br />

Passing winds<br />

An elderly couple, Ethyl and Murray, were recently attending church.<br />

About halfway through the service, Ethel <strong>to</strong>ok a pen and paper out of<br />

her purse, wrote a note and handed it over <strong>to</strong> Murray. <strong>The</strong> note said:<br />

“I just let go with a silent passing of wind what do you think I should<br />

do?”<br />

Murray scribbled a quick note on the back of it and handed it back<br />

<strong>to</strong> her. <strong>The</strong> note read: “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”<br />

Relativity. What is it really?<br />

“When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second.<br />

When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That’s<br />

relativity.” Albert Einstein<br />

Stephen Wright on watching football with seniors<br />

“I was watching the Super Bowl with my ninety-two-year-old<br />

grandfather. His team scored a <strong>to</strong>uchdown. When they showed the<br />

instant replay, he thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell<br />

him, but I figured the game he was watching was better.” Steven<br />

Wright<br />

Rodney Dangerfield… funny <strong>to</strong> the end<br />

In April 2003, Rodney was entering the hospital for neurosurgery<br />

and was asked by a reporter how long he would be hospitalized.<br />

He replied: “If all goes well, about a week. If not, about an hour and<br />

a half.”<br />

Sadly, Rodney died 43 days later – just shy of his 83rd birthday.<br />

His heads<strong>to</strong>ne reads: “<strong>The</strong>re goes the neighbourhood.”<br />

Why George quit singing in the shower<br />

Ethyl <strong>to</strong>ld George on his 80th birthday, “I think it’s time you s<strong>to</strong>pped<br />

singing in the shower.”<br />

“Why is that sweetheart?” George asked.<br />

“Well,” she said, “Singing leads <strong>to</strong> dancing, dancing leads <strong>to</strong><br />

slipping, and slipping leads <strong>to</strong> paramedics seeing you naked.”<br />

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One evening an old Cherokee Nation man was telling his grandson<br />

about a battle that goes on inside each person. He said, “My son, the<br />

battle is between two wolves inside each of us; one wolf is evil - it is<br />

anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt,<br />

resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.<br />

<strong>The</strong> other wolf is good - it is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility,<br />

kindness, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.”<br />

<strong>The</strong> grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his<br />

grandfather: “Which wolf wins?”<br />

<strong>The</strong> old man looked solemnly at his grandson as he replied, “<strong>The</strong><br />

one you feed.”<br />

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Visit Sarnia’s Best Lile<br />

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How did you find out you would be<br />

granted the greatest job on earth? How<br />

did we get so lucky? Hoping but never<br />

asking or hinting for grandbabies is hard<br />

work, but the good news is that we have<br />

two little ones, and one more on the<br />

way!<br />

How did we find out about these<br />

upcoming happy occasions? Our dear<br />

daughter-in-law is, <strong>to</strong> say the least, very<br />

creative, and with our thoughtful son on<br />

board it made finding out half the fun.<br />

After enjoying a lovely dinner at our<br />

son’s home, we were asked if we had<br />

room for dessert. Of course there’s<br />

always room for dessert. A large steel<br />

soup tureen was brought <strong>to</strong> the table,<br />

and placed in the middle. Well, our son<br />

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<strong>to</strong> several jars of baby food with t-shirts<br />

tucked in between the jars. Puzzled<br />

expressions were the norm around the<br />

room, until we read the inscriptions on<br />

the t-shirts—Grandpaw and Grandmaw,<br />

Aunt Jenn and Uncle Sebastian. Amid<br />

hoots and hollers, laughter and tears<br />

appeared as we finally got the message.<br />

We couldn’t believe our good fortune.<br />

We couldn’t have been happier for<br />

ourselves and for the young people<br />

who were <strong>to</strong> become first time parents.<br />

We always said we would like <strong>to</strong> have<br />

grandbabies before we were <strong>to</strong>o old <strong>to</strong><br />

get down on the ground <strong>to</strong> play with<br />

them, and our dreams were <strong>to</strong> become a<br />

reality. Sawyer John was born in August<br />

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2011, and is a joy <strong>to</strong> be around.<br />

How did we find out he was <strong>to</strong> have a<br />

new baby sister? We were lucky enough<br />

<strong>to</strong> be babysitting and Sawyer happened<br />

<strong>to</strong> have a new t-shirt on that read Big<br />

Brother with a picture of an excava<strong>to</strong>r.<br />

We assumed the parents were poking<br />

fun at the fact that Grandpaw had just<br />

purchased a new excava<strong>to</strong>r and that<br />

anyone could have a digger—even little<br />

people. Not so. That t-shirt was exactly<br />

as it said. Sawyer was <strong>to</strong> be a new big<br />

brother the following September.<br />

Cute as a but<strong>to</strong>n, Charlotte Ashlan<br />

came along right on time. We were<br />

thrilled <strong>to</strong> look after Sawyer for a few<br />

days and take him <strong>to</strong> the hospital <strong>to</strong> meet<br />

his baby sister. He couldn’t have cared<br />

less. He just wanted <strong>to</strong> go for another<br />

ride in the truck back <strong>to</strong> the farm.<br />

More happy news! We were<br />

babysitting both Sawyer and Charlotte,<br />

and upon directing them <strong>to</strong>ward bath<br />

time, discovered a sign on Charlotte’s<br />

undershirt—Youngest Child Expiring<br />

July 1st 2014. To say the least, we are<br />

once again thrilled <strong>to</strong> be third time<br />

grandparents, and ready <strong>to</strong> share in the<br />

joy of the new little one.<br />

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When I go <strong>to</strong> bed, I leave my<br />

troubles in my clothes.<br />

To go slowly and <strong>to</strong> live a long<br />

time are two brothers.<br />

Who wants the last drop out of<br />

the can gets the lid on his nose.<br />

Too far east is west.<br />

'Tis a good word that can<br />

better a good silence.<br />

A bee without a sting makes no honey.<br />

"Mine" and "Thine" is the source of all lawsuits.<br />

A cat that is locked up may change in<strong>to</strong> a lion.<br />

God gives birds their food, but they must fly for it.<br />

<strong>The</strong> morning hour has gold in its mouth.<br />

A lie has short legs, truth overtakes it.<br />

Many <strong>to</strong>il hard <strong>to</strong> earn a loaf<br />

when a slice is sufficient.<br />

Who gives <strong>to</strong> me teaches me <strong>to</strong> give.<br />

Do good and don't look back.<br />

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1 1/2 c. canned pumpkin 1 tsp. cinnamon<br />

3/4 c. brown sugar 1/4 tsp. ground cloves<br />

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1/2 tsp. nutmeg 1 2/3 c. evaporated skim milk<br />

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1/2 c. cooked mashed<br />

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1 egg<br />

1 egg white<br />

3 tbsp. vegetable oil<br />

1 tsp. baking powder<br />

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1/2 tsp. allspice<br />

1/4 tsp. salt<br />

Vegetable cooking spray<br />

1/2 tsp. icing sugar<br />

Toss raisins with 1/4 teaspoon flour and set aside. Combine brown sugar, pumpkin,<br />

egg, egg white and vegetable oil in a medium bowl; beat at medium speed<br />

with electric mixer until well blended. Combine remaining 1 cup flour,<br />

baking powder, cinnamon, allspice and salt. Add <strong>to</strong> pumpkin<br />

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Pour batter in<strong>to</strong> an 8-inch square baking pan coated<br />

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Makes sixteen 2-inch square servings. Approximately 100<br />

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An Airbus 380 is on its way<br />

across the Atlantic. It flies consistently<br />

at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when<br />

suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo<br />

Mach 2 appears.<br />

<strong>The</strong> pilot of the fighter jet slows<br />

down, flies alongside the Airbus and<br />

greets the pilot of the passenger plane<br />

by radio, “Airbus, boring flight isn’t it?<br />

Now have a look here!”<br />

He rolls his jet on its back,<br />

accelerates, breaks through the sound<br />

barrier, rises rapidly <strong>to</strong> a dizzying<br />

height, and then swoops down almost<br />

<strong>to</strong> sea level in a breathtaking dive. He<br />

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loops back next <strong>to</strong> the Airbus and<br />

asks, “Well, how was that?”<br />

<strong>The</strong> Airbus pilot<br />

answers, “Very<br />

impressive, but<br />

watch this!”<br />

<strong>The</strong> jet pilot<br />

watches the Airbus,<br />

but nothing happens.<br />

It continues <strong>to</strong> fly<br />

straight, at the same speed.<br />

After 15 minutes, the Airbus<br />

pilot radios, “Well, how was<br />

that?”<br />

Confused, the jet pilot asks, “What<br />

did you do?”<br />

<strong>The</strong> AirBus pilot laughs and says,<br />

“I got up, stretched my legs, walked<br />

<strong>to</strong> the back of the aircraft <strong>to</strong> use the<br />

washroom, then got a cup of coffee<br />

and a chocolate fudge pastry.”<br />

<strong>The</strong> moral of the s<strong>to</strong>ry is: When<br />

you’re young, speed and adrenaline<br />

seems <strong>to</strong> be great. But as you get older<br />

and wiser, you learn that comfort and<br />

peace are more important.<br />

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older<br />

and Smarter.<br />

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By Jeanette Paddon, St. Thomas • from Daytripping Sept-Oct 2015<br />

By the time you read this, it will<br />

nearly be autumn. Somehow, that<br />

seems incredible, as <strong>to</strong>day is only the<br />

first official day of summer. Yet, I know<br />

how quickly time goes by, especially<br />

in the summertime and even more so<br />

as I grow older. Having nearly reached<br />

seven decades, I appreciate life now<br />

more than ever and try <strong>to</strong> spend more<br />

time “smelling the roses.” After having<br />

taken it for granted for so many years,<br />

I realize now that life is a gift.<br />

Over the years, so busy trying<br />

<strong>to</strong> get through each day, I did not<br />

always take time <strong>to</strong> simply enjoy the<br />

moment. Suddenly I realize that the<br />

best years are behind me, and now I<br />

finally understand that success means<br />

health, family and friends, not the<br />

amount of money we have saved. We<br />

all know people who have plenty, yet<br />

do not know happiness.<br />

Today, I am savouring every moment<br />

of this perfect day. After spending the<br />

morning cutting grass<br />

and clipping overgrown<br />

shrubs I found a spot<br />

for a lovely new plant I<br />

bought on a visit <strong>to</strong> my<br />

favourite garden centre.<br />

I am now enjoying lunch<br />

outside while admiring<br />

the fruits of my labour.<br />

We have had plenty of<br />

rain so everything is<br />

flourishing, and nature<br />

is blooming. <strong>The</strong> air is<br />

balmy and fresh, which<br />

makes me realize this is<br />

the kind of day I looked forward <strong>to</strong> last<br />

winter. <strong>The</strong>refore, I will enjoy it for as<br />

long as it takes and feel no guilt in not<br />

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though work is important, so are rest<br />

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skies; the jet itself is only a dot in<br />

the azure blue. It is flying west, and<br />

I cannot help but wonder where it is<br />

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is heading for a holiday <strong>to</strong> visit loved<br />

ones. This also brings <strong>to</strong> mind the trip<br />

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Kitten Conundrum<br />

By Cindy Cade, Mitchell • from Daytripping Sept-Oct 2019<br />

happen in the fall. I got<br />

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could stand the flowers<br />

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surprise! <strong>The</strong>re were<br />

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a substitute.<br />

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trembling tree pose. All we seniors have fear quick-sand, poison ivy, floods<br />

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were attended by classmates of a<br />

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My pre-teen years, in the early<br />

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swings in the park and free treats<br />

when the Imperial Oil picnic came <strong>to</strong><br />

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