Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

SCORPIUS/HARRY: Okay. Hiding places. No hiding places. Anyone know any Invisibility Charms?
DELPHI/HERMIONE: Do we go . . . in her office?
ALBUS/RON: She’ll be coming to her office.
DELPHI/HERMIONE: There’s nowhere else.
She tries the door. She tries it again.
HERMIONE (from off): If you don’t talk to me or Ginny about it . . .
SCORPIUS/HARRY: Stand back. Alohomora!
He aims his wand at the door. The door swings open. He grins — delighted.
Albus. Block her. It has to be you.
HARRY (from off): What is there to say?
ALBUS/RON: Me. Why?
DELPHI/HERMIONE: Well, it can’t be either of us, can it? We are them.
HERMIONE (from off): What you said was obviously wrong — but — there are more factors at play
here than —
ALBUS/RON: But I can’t . . . I can’t . . .
There’s a small kerfuffle and then ALBUS/RON ends up standing outside the door as HERMIONE
and HARRY enter from off.
HARRY: Hermione, I’m grateful for your concern but there’s no need —
HERMIONE: Ron?
ALBUS/RON: Surprise!!!
HERMIONE: What are you doing here?
ALBUS/RON: Does a man need an excuse to see his wife?
He kisses HERMIONE firmly.
HARRY: I should go . . .
HERMIONE: Harry. My point is . . . whatever Draco says — the things you said to Albus . . . I
don’t think it’ll do any of us any good for you to dwell on it.