Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

ALBUS: Then you should stick around, teach me more . . .
DELPHI: Of course I’m sticking around, we’re friends, aren’t we?
ALBUS: Yes. Yes. Definitely friends. Definitely.
DELPHI: Great. Wizzo!
SCORPIUS: What’s wizzo?
SCORPIUS steps forward decisively.
ALBUS: Cracked the spell. I mean, it’s pretty basic, but I was — well, I cracked it.
SCORPIUS (over-enthusiastic, trying to join in): And I’ve found our way through to the school.
Listen, are we sure this will work . . .
DELPHI: Yes!
ALBUS: It’s a brilliant plan. The secret to not getting Cedric killed is to stop him winning the
Triwizard Tournament. If he doesn’t win, he can’t be killed.
SCORPIUS: And I understand that, but . . .
ALBUS: So we just need to mess up his chances supremely badly in task one. The first task is
getting a golden egg from a dragon, how did Cedric distract the dragon —
DELPHI puts her hand in the air. ALBUS grins and points at her. These two are getting on
really well now.
Diggory.
DELPHI: — by transfiguring a stone into a dog.
ALBUS: — well, a little Expelliarmus and he won’t be able to do that.
SCORPIUS isn’t enjoying the DELPHI-ALBUS double act.
SCORPIUS: Okay, two points, first point, we’re certain the dragon won’t kill him?
DELPHI: It’s always two points with him, isn’t it? Of course it won’t. This is Hogwarts. They
won’t let damage happen to any of the champions.
SCORPIUS: Okay, second point — more significant point — we’re going back without any
knowledge of whether we can travel back afterwards. Which is exciting. Maybe we should just
— try going back an hour, say, first and then . . .
DELPHI: I’m sorry, Scorpius, we’ve no time to waste. Waiting here this close to the school is just