The Twelve days of Christmas
The naughty Guernsey pouques (pixies) decide to perform the 12 days of Christmas and it does not go to plan.
The naughty Guernsey pouques (pixies) decide to perform the 12 days of Christmas and it does not go to plan.
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On the tenth day <strong>of</strong> <strong>Christmas</strong>, my true love sent to me:<br />
Ten lords a-leaping……….<br />
P’tite Jeanne whatsapped her Aunty, Joan the Wad, Queen <strong>of</strong> the Cornish piskies, asking if<br />
she knew any Lords.<br />
She contacted the English Faerie who happened to be in London at the houses <strong>of</strong><br />
Parliament. <strong>The</strong> faerie wandered around to try and find some Lords. She came across ten <strong>of</strong><br />
them playing <strong>Christmas</strong> games in one <strong>of</strong> the chambers. <strong>The</strong>y weren’t social distancing.<br />
She overheard one <strong>of</strong> them saying that it wasn't a party. It was a business meeting.<br />
Anyway, the English faerie sent the pouques a photo for this scene.