Lot's Wife Edition 6 2015
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ARTS & CULTURE<br />
By Emily Neilsen<br />
Is it real love?<br />
The Bachelor is a show that takes 25 contestants (‘hot’, single<br />
females) who compete to win the love of one man who has<br />
been deemed a suitable and eligible bachelor. These females<br />
all live together and are gradually eliminated (read: dumped)<br />
not by text message, not in private, but on national TV in front<br />
of all the other contestants. The Bachelor gives everyone a<br />
rose except for the girls who failed to win his heart. The rose<br />
will deteriorate a few days later – a perfect symbol for the<br />
result of most relationships on The Bachelor. With Australia<br />
joining in on the fun, Network Ten is currently screening the<br />
third season and have announced the next season will be The<br />
Bachelorette. Hilariously, the Bachelorette will be a girl from<br />
the last season who was left broken hearted.<br />
Let’s examine what has made you get to the point of<br />
auditioning for this show. Going to bars, joining social groups<br />
and talking to strangers didn’t seem to work, so instead<br />
you’ve decided to be on a show where you will have a 1 in 25<br />
chance of winning the affection of a man you may not even<br />
be interested in. But with competition comes the need to win,<br />
and being in it for the long haul could see you go on some<br />
pretty amazing dates. Skydiving or a trip to Thailand? Any<br />
type of date you want is possible. While these could be the<br />
best fun of your life, any date after that probably won’t be<br />
the same. Once you’re away from the cameras and forced to<br />
deal with every day life together, that’s where the real drama<br />
happens. That’s what the show hasn’t quite figured out – how<br />
to keep the relationships going.<br />
The show draws comparisons to Playboy Mansion. You have<br />
the Bachelor, you have the hot girls who fawn over him, and<br />
you have the money. Is it wrong that the two are so similar?<br />
That’s up to you to decide.<br />
But one of the biggest similarities is, admittedly, it’s<br />
thoroughly entertaining. I get angry when I see the girls vying<br />
for the same guy. I want to throw things at the screen when<br />
they make the girls go through the rose ceremony, and I think<br />
it is a ridiculously unrealistic way to find love. But it’s the<br />
perfect excuse to hang with your pals, drink lots of wine, and<br />
complain about your love life and vow to never audition for a<br />
show to find love.<br />
It’s entertainment; it’s not real life. So if you plan on<br />
finding someone in real life, maybe stick to the good old<br />
simple dating tactics, unless you feel like a touch of drama<br />
is needed in your life. What would really make it interesting<br />
would be to see a bisexual person as The Bachelor/<br />
Bachelorette. We’d have to wait for Australia to legalise gay<br />
marriage for that to happen though, so that’s another battle<br />
in itself.<br />
Hey there sexy, I heard you’re<br />
still a single pringle and<br />
haven’t found your perfect<br />
someone yet. The television<br />
industry has a solution for<br />
you. The Bachelor.<br />
Before you do audition,<br />
please consider the side<br />
effects: extreme jealousy,<br />
feelings of insecurity,<br />
humiliation during and<br />
after the show has aired,<br />
a tarnished reputation (or<br />
sometimes a better one if you<br />
play your cards right) and<br />
low self-esteem... unless you<br />
win.<br />
Until then, we rely on Sam Wood, this season’s Australian<br />
bachelor. In terms of his love life, no one knows the result<br />
yet. In terms of the viewers, it has so far served as a reminder<br />
to not take love too seriously. Or at least the love we see on<br />
TV. Good luck Sam, and please don’t make me hurl another<br />
pillow at the screen for not eliminating Sandra.