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They don’t contribute<br />

Another problem with international students seems to be that because they<br />

are not well integrated into the society, ‘they do not contribute to the local<br />

economy’, said Sander van den Eijnden in an interview with the Volkskrant.<br />

Van den Eijnden is head of the Dutch organization for internationalization<br />

of higher education (Nuffic). This argument becomes much weaker when<br />

you think about everyday student life. Blommaert says: “They rent rooms,<br />

eat in restaurants, take the bus, go to see movies, buy groceries... What is<br />

contribution to the local economy if this isn’t?” Chinese students don’t only<br />

dine in Chinese restaurants, nor do they rent rooms from Chinese owners.<br />

Thus, the money circulates within the country though the hands of Dutch<br />

owners and companies.<br />

They cost us money<br />

Up until now, European students who work at least eight hours a week can apply for<br />

a grant. For many of them this opportunity, along with the loan, is the main source<br />

of funding their studies. However, the State Secretary Zijlstra plans to increase the<br />

requirement from eight to fourteen hours a week. The argument is that the rules<br />

for Dutch students are getting stricter, so it’s only fair to restrict financial benefits<br />

for foreign students as well. According to the association of Dutch universities<br />

VSNU, such a measure is counterproductive and it will significantly slow the study<br />

pace. Blommaert also disagrees with Zijlstra’s measure. “I myself wouldn’t have been<br />

here if it wasn’t for a system of welfare and higher education subsidies. Changing this<br />

system will result in the exclusion of many excellent students.” The lack of financial<br />

pressure for students is one of the main advantages of studying in the Netherlands.<br />

“If we lose this advantage, we’re shooting ourselves in the foot”, the professor thinks.<br />

For Van Liempd it is a question of a well-defined strategy: “There is a contradiction in<br />

the government’s position. On the one hand Zijlstra sees a potential in China, but on<br />

the other hand they’re making domestic rules stricter for international students. The<br />

government lacks a broad internationalization policy.”<br />

They are ‘normal’ immigrants<br />

Jan Blommaert, himself being a knowledge<br />

migrant, makes a clear distinction between<br />

general immigration figures and the increase<br />

in the number of international students.<br />

“The days of attracting immigrants are<br />

certainly over. Migration to the Netherlands<br />

is effectively discouraged and regulated.”<br />

Nonetheless, so-called smart migration is<br />

increasingly important. It is crucial for the<br />

universities to attract and invest in international<br />

students. “Foreign students shouldn’t<br />

be seen as migrants. The politicians should<br />

approach student mobility as an economic<br />

opportunity, and not as a sociological<br />

nightmare.”<br />

When it’s warmer<br />

than 15 degrees I get<br />

incredibly sweaty<br />

under my armpits<br />

Column<br />

Awkward!<br />

International .25<br />

You walk on campus and you see someone approaching from<br />

the opposite direction. You know that person from student<br />

parties, but in a state of non-intoxication you haven’t a clue<br />

what to talk about. There is this awkward moment in which<br />

you say ‘hi’ and hesitate for a split second whether to stop and<br />

talk or keep on walking. The other person takes advantage of<br />

your indecisiveness and throws in the dreaded ‘what’s up?’.<br />

You have no choice anymore. You have to make small talk.<br />

Here are some tips on how to make the chitchat much less of<br />

a cliché.<br />

When the conversation starts with a statement about the<br />

exceptionally beautiful weather, respond: “It’s not so great for<br />

me. When it’s warmer than 15 degrees I get incredibly sweaty<br />

under my armpits. Look, do you see it?”<br />

When asked about your well-being, list all the things that are<br />

wrong in your life. Complain about your back pain. Complain<br />

about troubles in your relationship. Complain about a broken<br />

toe nail, and don’t forget to describe in detail how much it<br />

hurts. Sharing is caring.<br />

Give a backhanded compliment. Say that you love someone’s<br />

haircut, and that it’s sooo much better than the old one. So<br />

much better. Really.<br />

When asked about your studies, describe in detail the progress<br />

of your thesis. Say what chapter you are working on, which<br />

paragraphs you’ve finished, and which sentences you find<br />

problematic. Don’t forget to list all the sources you’re<br />

us ing. They probably want to know all about it, they’re just<br />

too polite to ask.<br />

When asked about your plans for the summer, say that you<br />

won a trip to the Caribbean in the Albert Heijn contest. You<br />

can’t stress the fact that they pay for the tickets, private bungalow<br />

on a beach, cocktails with paper mini-umbrellas, and a<br />

day with Captain Jack Sparrow, enough.<br />

Note: I shall not be held responsible for your social alienation<br />

and eventual loneliness.<br />

Sonia Kolasinska<br />

is a third-year<br />

Liberal Arts<br />

student.<br />

<strong>Univers</strong><br />

12 april 2012

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