Clockwise Cat Strikes Back

is bumping from the DJ. Making out with each other (it isn’t lesbianism if you’re drunk
and if your husband likes it)
Sunday morning they’re quiet (probably sleeping) because the Facebook Christian’s
holy days are Monday-Thursday.
Friday and Saturday are the unholy days (like a free-for-all, lesbianism included)
and Sunday is for recuperation.
BUT MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY WATCH OUT!
Monday we get the barrage of Jesus Memes.
Jesus loves you.
Jesus loves me.
Jesus loves everyone (unless you’re Muslim or your name is Barack Obama)
Share this if you accept Jesus
Ignore this if you’re a heathen sinner
Share this if prayer saves your life.
Share this if Jesus is #1!
Ignore this if you’re going to hell.
Around Tuesday the frustration rolls in.
We get the Fox News Memes
The right wing news Memes
The Black Muslim Anti-christ Obama is ruining our country memes
and the WE NEED CHRISTIANITY BACK MEMES (where did it go?)
You’ll also get the we need our country back in general memes (still not sure who we
need it back from)
These may or may not include pro-gun right memes and anti-gay memes (depends on the
variety of Facebook Christian. We can discuss that in another poem)
Wednesday we get the mixture meme (you see Friday and Saturday are trying to break
into the holy days)
So you get,
The hump day memes
The is the work week over yet memes
and then you start getting the prayer memes.
Like this post if you care about this random person who is dying of a random disease.
Ignore if you’re a hateful satan lover.
How many likes can this get?! If it gets enough Jesus will heal this person. (Jesus has a
Facebook)
Thursday we get the money memes. These help with Friday and Saturday’s possibilities.
Share this meme if you know God will bless you with billions!
Like this meme if you know God will give you monetary blessings
Share this picture of Jesus and this wad of cash for blessings!