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Clockwise Cat Strikes Back

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Bill Cosby Responds<br />

Jibber jabber wocky jocky,<br />

Zippity bloopity bop,<br />

This is not reality.<br />

No one will say nothing.<br />

The world is flat and we are here<br />

to appreciate my gift.<br />

Hey hey hey,<br />

I didn’t mean that gift.<br />

At the end of the day,<br />

think of the children.<br />

She’ll say shoobity floobity<br />

Zip zop zoobity bop bang<br />

but…<br />

you see this road?<br />

Remember the caution signs<br />

and how I gave them every out?<br />

I mean, don’t ostracize the messenger.<br />

It’s not my fault.<br />

No one made them drink that drunk drank.<br />

All this loosey goosey frazzle snazzle<br />

nonsense,<br />

when actuality is the answer.<br />

See my mouth sewn shut<br />

like raggedy andy?<br />

I can’t really speak,<br />

but I’m going to school you,<br />

all about love.<br />

You see,<br />

She said hell no and I thought she said Jello.

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