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Clockwise Cat Strikes Back

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Koi Fish<br />

Common rain<br />

that tramp who invades<br />

sine nobilitate<br />

an umbrella glint from pond water<br />

tempted by breeze<br />

speckling their superior kind<br />

all is green<br />

fertile<br />

this Kennedy-esque 1942 lounging<br />

some are bastard goldfish<br />

unacknowledged affairs<br />

Koi cannot speak so prick via gossiping fin<br />

Author bio: John Doyle, 39, is from County Kildare, Ireland, As well as being a huge<br />

fan of European Sawkerball (and proud h8r of the English Premiership) he sometimes<br />

finds time to write poems in between his passive aggressive mood swings. He is also<br />

known to write in Irish (Gaelic as it's known to morbidly obese tourists called Beauregard<br />

and Mabel from Buttcrack, Iowa) and wishes the entire universe was made from the<br />

Beach Boys' Sunflower album.

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