Clockwise Cat Strikes Back
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“Ah! Ah!” Kohlrabi grabbed his head with stalk-like arms. “That makes no sense! I gave<br />
you a perfect, dramatic scene and you reply with that. Unless…” He began pacing. “You<br />
mean that my plan will be foiled by some unforeseen parking violation.”<br />
“But boss, he is called Non Sequitur Man, after all.”<br />
“No, you fool! A non sequitur is a term in logic that describes a conclusion that does not<br />
follow from the premises.” Kohlrabi waved his stalks. “You know, like all men are<br />
mortal. Socrates is a man. Therefore Socrates hates Swiss cheese.”<br />
“I was referring to a non sequitur used as a literary device.” Dwayne pulled up a<br />
Wikipedia page describing Theater of the Absurd on Kohlrabi’s laptop.<br />
“Give me that!” Kohlrabi snatched the laptop from Dwayne’s hands but try as he might,<br />
he couldn’t get Windows 8 to do what he wanted. “Damn piece of …” While attempting<br />
to throw his laptop against the wall, Kohlrabi tripped and fell into the pit. “Ahhh!”<br />
Later while police packed Kohlrabi’s remains into yard bags, Detective Kobo Dashiki<br />
expressed the thanks of a grateful city.<br />
“Well Non Sequitur Man, looks like Mayor Kardashian owes you another one.”<br />
“Thanks, Kobo.” Non Sequitur Man pointed at the detective’s colorful outfit. “Damn,<br />
that’s one hell of a shirt!”<br />
“You like it?” Dashiki beamed. “I got it in West Africa on my way back from Mount<br />
Koya.”<br />
“Bake at three hundred fifty degrees for thirty minutes or until browned.”<br />
“What the…?” When Dashiki realized the joke, he punched Non Sequitur Man in the<br />
shoulder. “You idiot!”<br />
Author bio: Host of the Gelato Poetry Series, instigator of the San Diego Poetry Un-<br />
Slam, and an editor of the San Diego Poetry Annual, Jon Wesick has published more<br />
almost a hundred short stories in journals such as <strong>Clockwise</strong> <strong>Cat</strong>, The Berkeley Fiction<br />
Review, Space and Time, Zahir, Tales of the Talisman, Blazing Adventures, and Metal<br />
Scratches. He has also published over three hundred poems. Jon has a Ph.D. in physics<br />
and is a longtime student of Buddhism and the martial arts. One of his poems won second<br />
place in the 2007 African American Writers and Artists contest.