Clockwise Cat Strikes Back
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21 July: Dance (restricted to those between the ages of 1 and 2, cleared by the Royal Family)<br />
22 July: Second Birthday Celebration of His Royal Highness, Prince George<br />
Guest of Honor: Lady Gaga, who will sing all-time preschool favorites, "London Bridge";<br />
"Rock-a- Bye-Baby"; "Frere Jacques"; "Cry"; "There Goes My Baby"; "Whole Lotta Shakin’<br />
Goin’ On"<br />
23 July: Prince to select mock bride for toddler wedding day; all UK media alerted<br />
25 July: Hop-a-thon, Regency Park<br />
26 July: Gummy-bear chewing competition<br />
27 July: London Philharmonic Orchestra world premiere performance of “The Prince George<br />
Festival March”; Guest Conductor: Gustavo Dudamel<br />
28-31 July: Extended visit with Great-Granny and Great-Grandpa, Buckingham Palace.<br />
1 August: Nanny buggy race through St. James’s Park<br />
2 August: Private performance of Camille Saint-Saens, Carnival of the Animals; Prince<br />
George urged to coo along<br />
5-8 August: Workshop for preschool admission tests; private tutorial for the Prince follows<br />
9 August: A gala celebration of Georges: Homage to the King Georges of the world,<br />
beginning with the six King Georges of Great Britain, but also including the twelve King<br />
Georges of Georgia, especially the first (“Georgi”), who was only 16 when he inherited the<br />
throne from his father in 1788); festivities to begin with an authentic West African tribute to<br />
the eighteenth century King George, nee Doo a Makongo*, of the Duala people of<br />
Cameroon, followed by a Czech-style tribute to King George of Bavaria (aka Podebrad), and<br />
the three King Georges of Tonga (Toupou I, II, and V)<br />
10 August: Prince George’s First Seminar: Introduction to Humanity, Part I: Life outside the<br />
palace gates<br />
15 August: Prince George to receive sibling rivalry training as Princess Baby Charlotte<br />
seizes the world’s attention.<br />
*Renamed George by British traders<br />
Author bio: Fred writes: “My last satire appeared in Issue #29 of <strong>Clockwise</strong> <strong>Cat</strong>. Other<br />
recent fiction and satire of mine has appeared, most recently, in Pidgeon Holes (Australia),<br />
Atticus Review, The Brooklyner, Mad Hat Lit, and Rathalla Review. I live near Sacramento,<br />
CA.”
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