BYE BYE GAZA - Barry Chamish

The accused is a small time hood who murdered someone
over a business dispute. But one day, from his tiny cell, he
decided to "shake up the judicial system,' by murdering a
judge who had nothing to do with his own trial. So he asks a
fellow prisoner named Rafi Nachmani, who was set to go on
furlough, if he wouldn't mind murdering a judge for him while
he was away. One can only imagine the conversation:
TZ- I want this Judge Azar, rubbed out.
NA - He was the fink who sent you to the big house?
TZ - No, I never heard of him.
NA - So whaddya wanna snuff him for?
TZ - To shake up the judicial system and get my sentenced
reduced.
NA - Do you get a reduced sentence for murdering a judge?
TZ - Sure, just do it and watch how your sentence gets
reduced.
NA - You got it. Whaddo I get out of it?
TZ - Nuttin'. You think I make a good living in here? But you
do get to shake up the judicial system.
NA - Well den. I'm on the case.
Can you imagine the sheer desperation of the murder squad
to come up with this wallapalooza?
For those who read Hebrew, visit the following site. It is a
purported transcript between the police and the accused,
explaining that the real murderer was an Arab and if he is
caught, the whole peace process will collapse. TZ is offered
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