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Legendary fictions of the Irish Celts

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Household Stories. 3<br />

early risers were passing next morning, <strong>the</strong>y found two<br />

long clefts in <strong>the</strong> stone, where it was after burning itself<br />

an opening downwards, nobody could tell how far. But<br />

a messenger came in at noon, and said that <strong>the</strong> Danes<br />

were so frightened when <strong>the</strong>y heard <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> flail coming<br />

into Dublin, that <strong>the</strong>y got into <strong>the</strong>ir ships, and sailed<br />

away.<br />

Well, I suppose, before <strong>the</strong>y were married, Gilla got<br />

some man, like Pat Mara <strong>of</strong> Tomenine, to larn him <strong>the</strong><br />

" principles <strong>of</strong> politeness," fluxions, gunnery and fortifi-<br />

cation, decimal fractions, practice, and <strong>the</strong> rule <strong>of</strong> three<br />

direct, <strong>the</strong> way he'd be able to keep up a conversation<br />

with <strong>the</strong> royal family. Whe<strong>the</strong>r he ever lost his time<br />

laming <strong>the</strong>m sciences, I'm not sure, but it's as sure as fate<br />

that his mo<strong>the</strong>r never more saw any want till <strong>the</strong> end <strong>of</strong><br />

her days.<br />

Let not <strong>the</strong> present compiler be censured for putting<br />

this catalogue <strong>of</strong> learned branches into <strong>the</strong> mouth <strong>of</strong> an<br />

uneducated boy. We have seen Reddy, and half <strong>the</strong><br />

congregation <strong>of</strong> Rathnure Chapel, swallowing with eyes,<br />

mouths, and ears, <strong>the</strong> enunciation <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> master's as-<br />

sumed stock <strong>of</strong> knowledge, ornamented with flourishes,<br />

gamboge, verdigris, and vermilion, and set forth in <strong>the</strong><br />

very order observed in <strong>the</strong> text.<br />

In <strong>the</strong> Volksiimrchen (People's Stories), Hans (<strong>the</strong><br />

diminutive <strong>of</strong> Johannes) performs <strong>the</strong> greater part <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

exploits. His namesake Jack is <strong>the</strong> hero <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> house-<br />

hold stories <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> more English counties <strong>of</strong> Ireland.<br />

The following is a fair specimen <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> class :<br />

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