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Dr. Gregory R. Thomaier
CHIROPRACTOR
EMERGENCY
APPOINTMENTS
TAKEN
338 LAKE AVENUE (Across from the Post Office)
584-8100
HEALTH VIEWS:
By Gregory R. Thomaier, D.C., C.C.S.P.
This article is part of an ongoing series presented in order to bring you the
very best and latest information about exercise, health and diet.
Season’s Greetings
“T’was the day before Christmas, but
there was no cheer.
No jingle bells jingled, no sound of
reindeer.
The word had got out that Santa was
sick.
There’d be no friendly visit from jolly
St. Nick.
The people were smiling, the music
was snappy,
With all the patients contented and
happy.
In a very short time, to judge by the
clock,
He was in the adjustment room talking
to Doc.
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The people were sad; no gaiety sounded,
For Christmas had come, but Santa
was grounded.
He walked down the street, and what
should be see?
The lights were still on at the local
D.C.
Now Santa was not one to like a new
tactic,
But all else had failed, so he’d try
Chiropractic.
He entered the office, and saw with a
glance
In a place such as this, illness hasn’t a
chance.
“Oh Doc, take a look at the size of this
pack!
Have you an idea what it does to by
back?”
Poor Stanta was miserable; just barely
able,
With the helpd of the Doctor, to get on
the table.
The Doctor was gentle. Without fuss
or tussle,
He examined the vertebrae and relaxed
every muscle.
He spotted the trouble and then with a
click,
He started aligning the ailing St. Nick.
And Santa felt aches and pains slipping
away.
In no time at all he began to feel gay.
The air was a-tingle with new fallen
snow,
And healthy Kris Kringle was rarin’ to
go.
So may I, at this time, echo his cheer?
Merry Christmas to you and a Happy
New Year.”
– Author unknown
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• Neck/Arm Pain (Numbness, Tingling)
• Whiplash injuries
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• TMJ Disorders
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OUR TOWN • DECEMBER 2008