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October 10, 2011<br />
wingspan.lccc.wy.edu<br />
opinion<br />
<strong>Wingspan</strong> 13<br />
Editor learns friends are like a bag of tacos<br />
co-editor<br />
Will Hebert<br />
After 15 minutes<br />
searching the<br />
liquor store, I<br />
finally went behind<br />
my friend’s back and<br />
asked the clerk where<br />
to find Midori. I wasn’t<br />
entirely sure what<br />
Midori was (turns out,<br />
it’s a melon-flavored<br />
liquor), but it was<br />
apparently necessary<br />
to make some<br />
drink that I probably<br />
wasn’t going to like.<br />
My friend had refused<br />
to ask where this<br />
editor’s<br />
commentary<br />
drink could be found<br />
because, as he put it:<br />
“I’m a man. I don’t ask<br />
where things are.”<br />
I hadn’t the heart<br />
to tell him men don’t<br />
buy melon-flavored<br />
alcoholic beverages,<br />
especially in Wyoming<br />
liquor stores (My<br />
friend grew up in<br />
Wyoming but now<br />
hails from Hunting<br />
Beach, Calif.), but I<br />
did realize something<br />
that night—at some<br />
point in their adult<br />
lives, most people will<br />
realize their friends<br />
cause them a lot of<br />
mild, temporary vexation.<br />
This feeling is very<br />
similar to the feeling<br />
I get every time I eat<br />
tacos. I love eating<br />
tacos. They’re one of<br />
my favorite foods to<br />
eat, and I eat them<br />
frequently. Every<br />
time I do I regret the<br />
decision afterward,<br />
but come meal time,<br />
my mind wanders to<br />
corn tortillas and hot<br />
sauce.<br />
I find the decision<br />
to hang out with my<br />
friends is often the<br />
same. I always look<br />
forward to spending<br />
time with my friends<br />
and look back fondly<br />
on the experience in<br />
due time. But that’s<br />
only in due time.<br />
During the experience,<br />
I find myself regretting<br />
poor choices<br />
and promising never<br />
to repeat them…at<br />
least not until next<br />
week.<br />
Whether the occasion<br />
involves getting<br />
kicked out of a party<br />
“Sometimes I’m the human with heartburn,<br />
and other times I’m the tormenting taco.”<br />
because my friend<br />
just heisted the hosts’<br />
literal tacos or having<br />
a strange guy in a<br />
truck try to sell drugs<br />
to my group because<br />
my friend decided we<br />
should take a bridge<br />
that crosses railroad<br />
tracks (No bridges<br />
crossing railroad<br />
tracks lead to good<br />
places.), I usually find<br />
myself with a bad<br />
case of heartburn<br />
during and right after<br />
events. However,<br />
once my mind digests<br />
the spicy details of<br />
what just came to<br />
pass, I always look<br />
back fondly upon the<br />
experience.<br />
Plus, it would be<br />
blatantly hypocritical<br />
for me to stay mad at<br />
any of my friends because<br />
of any discomfort<br />
our adventures<br />
may cause. It is said<br />
you are what you eat,<br />
and I suppose I am<br />
no exception.<br />
Sometimes I’m the<br />
human with heartburn,<br />
and other times<br />
I’m the tormenting<br />
taco.<br />
Most recently,<br />
my roommate came<br />
home to find a punk<br />
band set up in our<br />
apartment. I was<br />
helping the band<br />
record a song about<br />
zombies in the<br />
limited facilities of<br />
my apartment, and<br />
we had not wrapped<br />
as early as intended.<br />
Drums prevented<br />
access to the refrigerator,<br />
and two large<br />
guitar amps occupied<br />
all available space on<br />
the couch.<br />
My roommate had<br />
planned on going<br />
to bed after coming<br />
home, but just as it<br />
is difficult to sleep<br />
when a loud, unholy<br />
gargling is in your<br />
stomach, it is difficult<br />
to sleep when a loud,<br />
unholy racket is in<br />
your living room.<br />
But like a fit of<br />
salsa-induced sickness,<br />
the band sped<br />
through four takes of<br />
the song they wanted<br />
recorded, and we<br />
were able to finish<br />
within an hour. Still,<br />
I felt bad about the<br />
inconvenience I’d<br />
caused.<br />
Yet the next<br />
day, my roommate<br />
politely waved as I<br />
walked in the door<br />
and never mentioned<br />
the previous night’s<br />
disturbance. Despite<br />
whatever adventures<br />
we get into, I still love<br />
hanging out with my<br />
friends.<br />
Sometimes, it is<br />
just best to accept<br />
delicious tacos cause<br />
temporarily painful<br />
heartburn.<br />
Sometimes, it is<br />
just best to accept<br />
loyal friends possess<br />
occasionally inconvenient<br />
quirks.<br />
I find my fondest<br />
experiences come<br />
from accepting the<br />
bad with the good<br />
and returning for<br />
seconds.<br />
Editor remembers home through childhood hero<br />
news editor<br />
Susann<br />
Robbins<br />
editor’s<br />
commentary<br />
Recently, I<br />
walked through<br />
the hallway of<br />
the Fine Arts Building<br />
and was struck by<br />
lightning; well, at least<br />
that’s what it felt like.<br />
At a poster from<br />
the University of<br />
Wyoming about an<br />
upcoming speech by<br />
Mikhail Gorbachev, I<br />
lost my breath temporarily<br />
and started skipping<br />
down the hall,<br />
constantly repeating:<br />
“I can’t believe it! I<br />
can’t believe it, and I<br />
can’t believe it!”<br />
Yes, it is needless<br />
to say I was somewhat<br />
star-struck, I<br />
mean this is Mikhail<br />
Gorbachev, the man<br />
whom I grew up<br />
watching on TV, and<br />
all lovingly called<br />
“Gorbi.”<br />
By the way, I was<br />
born and raised in<br />
old East Germany.<br />
My grandparents<br />
were German and<br />
Russian, and I got<br />
some African from my<br />
father.<br />
Long story short,<br />
to me this man—<br />
Mikhail Gorbachev—<br />
is a hero. I dreamed<br />
of growing up to be<br />
as influential and<br />
important as him.<br />
I dreamed of meeting<br />
him and shaking<br />
his hand. So off I<br />
went to the <strong>Wingspan</strong><br />
office, jumping up<br />
and down, asking<br />
our adviser Rosalind<br />
Schliske (Roz) whom<br />
she knew at UW and<br />
how I could get in.<br />
“I would sell a kidney<br />
to meet Mikhail<br />
Gorbachev,” exploded<br />
out of my mouth. Yes,<br />
others would sell their<br />
firstborn. Considering<br />
I have only one child<br />
that didn’t seem like a<br />
good idea. I mean let’s<br />
be honest; someone<br />
has got to take care of<br />
me when I get old.<br />
So, yes, selling<br />
the firstborn child is<br />
not a good idea, but I<br />
have two kidneys. As<br />
I expected, some of<br />
the staff members had<br />
no clue who Mikhail<br />
Gorbachev was, which<br />
had me kind of perplexed.<br />
The man changed<br />
history in Europe; did<br />
the news not travel<br />
over to the States<br />
Gorbachev was the<br />
president of the Soviet<br />
Union, was the main<br />
driving force for ending<br />
the Cold War and<br />
reunited East and West<br />
Germany. I am sorry,<br />
but what in the world<br />
are you kids learning<br />
in history I thought<br />
it was rather strange<br />
when my friends told<br />
me they actually have<br />
been asked if the<br />
Berlin Wall was still up<br />
while they were here<br />
doing a year of high<br />
school. Having now<br />
lived here five years,<br />
this is not so unbelievable<br />
anymore.<br />
Once again, I am<br />
sorry to say this, but<br />
what the heck The<br />
USA is one of the<br />
youngest countries<br />
in the world, and it<br />
seems not to be interested<br />
much in world<br />
history even though<br />
it is a country of immigrants.<br />
Someone told<br />
me once, “In order to<br />
know where you are<br />
going, you have to<br />
know where you are<br />
coming from!”<br />
So how can this<br />
country know where<br />
it is going without<br />
knowing where its<br />
people are coming<br />
from or without staying<br />
informed about<br />
what is going on in the<br />
world Maybe I am<br />
just sort of prejudice<br />
when it comes to<br />
history, but shouldn’t<br />
it be important Why<br />
do I keep getting the<br />
feeling some people,<br />
mostly stateside, just<br />
don’t care what is<br />
going on in the world<br />
around them<br />
Or maybe, I am<br />
still in some state of<br />
culture shock and just<br />
haven’t gotten over it<br />
yet. Much is different<br />
here compared to<br />
my “old country.” For<br />
example, Americans<br />
don’t have to be afraid<br />
to say they are proud<br />
to be American.<br />
Now for us<br />
Germans, on the other<br />
hand, stating we are<br />
proud to be Germans<br />
is still frowned upon.<br />
Some people even go<br />
so far as to call us all<br />
Nazis.<br />
Well, I am sorry,<br />
but that is stupid and<br />
ignorant at the same<br />
time. This is neither<br />
right nor fair to all the<br />
generations who have<br />
come since World War<br />
II. We have learned<br />
from history and our<br />
mistakes, but did you<br />
Often I miss<br />
Germany dearly and,<br />
of course, my friends<br />
and the little family I<br />
have left. I miss strolling<br />
around downtown<br />
and actually going to<br />
a café.<br />
It is a different culture.<br />
What can I say I<br />
miss all the fairs and<br />
street fests.<br />
I miss four seasons.<br />
I mean, all in due time<br />
rather than in one day<br />
or week. Most likely,<br />
I will never become<br />
used to the wind here<br />
either.<br />
I miss what I call<br />
“real” bread, “real”<br />
cheese, “real” food<br />
and, of course, “real”<br />
beer. I never knew<br />
there is a way to<br />
make cheese without<br />
actually putting<br />
milk into it or make it<br />
with cheese byproduct.<br />
What the hell is<br />
cheese byproduct,<br />
anyway<br />
Why do I have to<br />
pay extra for meat that<br />
hasn’t been raised on<br />
hormones I used to<br />
go down the street to<br />
the butcher shop and<br />
buy my meat fresh at<br />
least once a week. I<br />
know I may sound like<br />
a jerk, but do you even<br />
know what a butcher<br />
shop is<br />
I catch myself<br />
quite often telling a<br />
story or saying something<br />
to my friends<br />
and adding, “Oh, you<br />
probably don’t even<br />
know what it is or who<br />
that is.”<br />
I feel like a jerk for<br />
saying it, but, unfortunately,<br />
most of time I<br />
am right.