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CIRCUS MAXIMUS
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Are you going to your
parents’ house?
google
street
warfare
GOOGLE’S STREET-
VIEW CAMERAS HAVE
CAUGHT EVERY PRECIOUS
FACET OF THE HUMAN
CONDITION—AND A ROCK
STAR IN A BATHTUB.
22 MAXIM NOVEMBER 2010
YES
Because you live in
the basement?
NO
When you hit the local
bar, you’ll reminisce
about high school
because:
A. You had some
wild, fun times.
B. You work as the
night janitor there.
The Decider
WHO WILL YOU HOOK UP WITH THIS THANKSGIVING?
NO
B
YES
A
� House on Fire (sherwood, AR)
Wait, all of Arkansas doesn’t look
like this?
� “Dead” Girl (Worcester, england)
What looked like the corpse of a 10-yearold
was just this girl “playing.” Fun!
Do you like
exotic women?
Are you a
total dick?
NO
NO
Have your Facebook
updates ever regarded
your feelings about the
release of Star Wars
on Blu-ray?
NO
YES
YES
YES
� Girl Flashing (Homewood, IL)
She may not be a looker, but her heart’s
in the right place.
� Guy With Rifl e (Rapid City, SD)
Be vewy, vewy quiet: He’s hunting
bumper stickers.
Your grandmother’s
Jamaican nurse
Your brother’s wife
Girl you think was maybe
in your ninth-grade
chemistry class
Your hand
� swordsmen (Pittsburgh, PA)
Turns out these medieval warriors were
part of an art project. So, um, joke’s on us?
� Man in Bathtub (Oklahoma City, OK)
That dude is actually Wayne Coyne of the
Flaming Lips (which kind of makes sense).