Volume 27 – Caned by the KGB - The Woody Back to School Unit

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Nailed by the KGB
Jojo, Nixdown and Rosemary watched
attentively as Madam Kerimov tapped the violin bow
down to gauge her distance. Debs lay prostrate and
acquiescent across the low-slung piano stool, the hem
of her skirt and the tail of her red shirt neatly folded
back. The navy blue gossamer stretched tightly across
her upturned buttocks.
Madam Kerimov raised the bow in the air and
brought her arm down swiping. The resounding crack
of the violin bow exploding off Deborah’s bumbags
brought lectures all along the corridor to an
immediate standstill.
Any lingering notions that Debs harbored that
being beaten by Maestra Kerimov would be a privilege
were instantly dispelled as the violin bow sliced across
her upturned behind. The bow landed with such
considerable force that Debs was surprised that the
stool didn’t collapse beneath her. It was a stunning
opener. Deborah’s legs crooked at the knees and her
fists pummeled the floor in consternation.