Volume 27 – Caned by the KGB - The Woody Back to School Unit

Woodys Under Fire
“You’re the first member of the Brass ever to
have the audacity to thrash a Red-shirt in a lecture
room,” enthused Patty.
“It was a mistake,” said Tatyana curtly. “I was
not aware of the correct protocol. I should have sent
her up to be dealt with by the Grand Master. I have
apologized.”
“Well no harm done,” grinned Patty. “It’s
always such a pleasure to thrash Morton. I hear that
you nailed her.”
Tatyana stared at Ms Hodge from beneath her
hood. “I beat her with the appropriate severity that
the circumstances dictated,” she said dispassionately.
Patty shrugged. “I was thinking that you might
like to join me in the Bunch of Grapes so that you can
meet the gang. I’m sure we could slip a bottle or two
of bubbly onto Katie’s tab,” she said jovially.
Tatyana looked up at Patty. “Susan Lawton
says that you bullied her when you were at school
together?”
Patty scowled. “Susan Lawton was a brat. She
deserved every thrashing I ever gave her.”
The hooded Maestra grunted and hacked Patty
firmly in the shin.
“She hacked me in the fucking shin,” squealed
Patty indignantly.
Katie and the Wart looked appropriately
sympathetic.
“Perhaps the rumors are true,” said Katie.
“Maybe she really is ex-KGB.”