Volume 27 – Caned by the KGB - The Woody Back to School Unit

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after the excitement of the Grand Opening. He was
certain that the inmates would be wowing their
chums at www.woodettes.com with their latest tales
of hi-jinx and hot arse’s.
Patty Hodge and Robin Wharton propped up
the bar in the Bunch of Grapes celebrating their
successful start to the week. The Wart was
particularly proud of the red-hot caning she had given
Rosemary and joyfully gave a whop by whop account
to her chums.
Katie Beck had even greater cause for
celebration. For months the unit’s Matron had been
on probation. She had been required to dress in full
clobber of gymslip, white blouse and striped tie. She
had been placed under the supervision of Cathryn
Cassidy and was required to file applications before
she was allowed to slipper the inmates for clobber
abuse. Cat did not make life easy for Katie. Before
Cat would deign to read the applications she would
subject Katie to a fill bib-down, tie-back clobber
inspection. On several occasions Katie Beck had been
forced to touch her own toes for six of the best when
Cat found minor flaws in her clobber.
Every Monday morning Katie filed an
application justifying her release from probation but
every Monday morning Cat had produced her chop
and stamped the sheets with ‘Application Denied’ in
red ink.
Katie had resigned herself to a similar outcome
that morning but she was astonished when Cat had
stamped the papers with ‘Application Approved’. Katie