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Volume 27 – Caned by the KGB - The Woody Back to School Unit

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<strong>Woody</strong>s Under Fire<br />

Debs leaned over and hugged <strong>the</strong><br />

policewoman. “I was very proud of you,” she smiled.<br />

“You put it up and kept it up like an old pro.”<br />

Lady Der<strong>by</strong> Hunting<strong>to</strong>n hurried in<strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> study.<br />

“I heard you got whopped,” she said enthusiastically.<br />

“How was it?”<br />

Debs giggled. “Get used <strong>to</strong> it,” she warned<br />

Kate, “you’ll be asked that question a gazillion times<br />

<strong>to</strong>day.”<br />

Kate’s first caning had attracted considerable<br />

interest and as Debs had predicted she was inundated<br />

<strong>by</strong> requests for details. <strong>The</strong> inmates of <strong>the</strong> <strong>Woody</strong><br />

<strong>Back</strong> <strong>to</strong> <strong>School</strong> unit chattered incessantly about<br />

whops and clobber. <strong>The</strong>y liked <strong>to</strong> dissect and analyze<br />

every punishment whop <strong>by</strong> whop. <strong>The</strong> GalGab website<br />

was full of polls and questionnaires’ where <strong>the</strong><br />

inmates could rank each new thrashing in terms of<br />

technical merit, artistic quality and heat-fac<strong>to</strong>r. Nicola<br />

Jane Nixon and her team had designed databases and<br />

installed analytical software that offered <strong>the</strong> inmates<br />

up <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> minute progress on <strong>the</strong> BUTT and<br />

moni<strong>to</strong>red movements on <strong>the</strong> Hall of Shame.<br />

Cassie Cassy was studying <strong>the</strong> statistics on <strong>the</strong><br />

GalGab web-site and she didn’t like what she was<br />

seeing. Kate Faulkner’s weren’t <strong>the</strong> only bumbags <strong>to</strong><br />

be diced and sliced that morning. To Cassie’s chagrin<br />

she noted that Lisa Sut<strong>to</strong>n had got herself red-carded<br />

and had been required <strong>to</strong> visit <strong>the</strong> Grand Master’s<br />

office for twelve-stroke bare bender.<br />

Cassie sighed. In recent weeks she had built<br />

up a comfortable three licking lead at <strong>the</strong> <strong>to</strong>p of <strong>the</strong>

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