Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

2The Spanking ComedienneAt eight thirty Spanky Botts mounted the stepsof the stage to officially greet her guests. As usualSpanky’s clobber was immaculate. Nicola Jane Nixonhad loaned Spanky her personal clobber consultantand they had procured an array of exquisite sets ofclobber from Nixdown’s international network ofbespoke tailor’s. Her blazer and the skirt of hergymslip sashayed in perfect synchronization as shestrode onto the stage. The Woody gals and theWoodettes whooped and clapped as she politelycurtsied.With a huge beam on her face Spankywelcomed the international guests. She explainedsome of the house rules.“Anyone who so wishes will be more thanwelcome to go home with a sore bottom tonight,” sheassured the audience. “And speaking of sore bottoms,it is my great pleasure to introduce a friend of mineand a genuine Woody legend who is particularly wellversedin the subject of sore-bottoms. Ladies, lets putour hands together for Miss Claire Brooks.”