Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

10Clobber à la CatDeborah was beginning to feel a little better.Her buttocks were still throbbing from the workoutwith the lattice faced paddle but she conceded thatthis was not an unusual state of affairs and wasn’t areason not to have any fun. Lady Derby was keepingher glass replenished. Debs was not a big drinker butshe considered that getting marginally squiffy was anappropriate plan of action for the type of mission shewas undertaking.Debs spirits had been increasingly buoyedwhen Bernadette had made the commercially prudentmove of persuading the editor of the sports magazineto cut a cheque made out for cash.Debs stared at the cheque. “Considering howmany times I’ve been spanked and caned gratis, Isuppose it’s not bad dosh,” she sighed.“There’s plenty more where that came from,”said the Bounder. “I can get you loads of contractsand not a bad deal at my twenty-per-centcommission.”“Fifteen-per-cent, Bounder,” corrected Debs.