Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

Café WoodysMaster, Mr Humphries. Ladies, please put your handstogether for the Royal Couple.”“Oh good grief,” muttered Jojo as she steppedforward and curtsied politely.Jojo approached the straight backed chair thathad been placed in the center of the stage andilluminated with a single spotlight. She unfastened thebuttons down the front of her red blazer and removedit. She hung it neatly over the back of the chair.Bending forward at the waist, she reached down andgripped the front crossbar of the chair. She stareddown at the cushioned seat and waited to be caned.Mr Humphries removed his jacket and handedit to Spanky. She offered him a thirty-six inch longsuper-cane in exchange. Spanky had personallycommissioned the cane from a specialist craftsmanlocated in New Hampshire. It had a straight run shaftthat fitted into a Delrin handle covered in red andblack striped leather. The handle was decorated witha silver end piece engraved with a ‘W’. The GrandMaster swished it through the air to familiarize himselfwith its weight and balance. He nodded at Spanky. Itwas certainly a cane fit for royalty.Jojo felt the cane tapping down on herbumbags and braced herself. She had spent the pastfew minutes getting herself into the zone. She did notfeel the least bit self-conscious having her bumbagsexposed to the gawking Woodettes. One of thenumerous records she had established during herincarceration at the Woody Back to School facility was