Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

Café Woodysconservative Member of Parliament and wasstaunchly opposed to the abolition of corporalpunishment.Apparently Baroness Fielding hadn’t read anymemos from the Ministry and persuaded the DaytonManor Board of Governors to proceed with thepunishment. Claire Brooks became the first schoolgirlin over forty-five years to be subjected to thehumiliating punishment.Although Claire confesses on her blog that it isone of her least favorite memories it was a tribute toher remarkable comedic talents that she was able torecount the unfortunate tale with enormous andendearing pith and wit.Claire proved equally witty as she chronicledthe trials and tribulations of her bumbags during hersentence at the Big House. Her imitations of Patty,Katie and the Wart were particularly well-received butshe was a tad nervous, that despite the RadicalRights boycott of the opening, word might get back tothem. She rather fancied that Patty Hodge might notappreciate being the brunt of her barbed humor. Itmade her bottom squirm just thinking of theconsequences; but trouper that she was Claire Brookssoldiered on.By the time Claire finished her routine and tooka bow to a standing ovation the Woodettes werethoroughly warmed up for the forthcomingentertainment.