Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

Café WoodysThe Bounder rubbed her bumbags with glee.Debs rubbed her bumbags in consternation.“I’ll fucking kill you Bounder,” Deborah growledas she hopped around the changing room desperatelytrying to dissipate the blazing heat in her rear end.“As God is my witness I’m going to kill you.”“Now, now,” said Bernadette smoothly. “Youknow you’ll cool down in a little bit and when you seeyour bank-statements you’ll be thanking me.”Debs glared threateningly at the Bounder.Bernadette grinned coyly. “I’ll be downstairs ifyou need me,” she said and prudently reversed out ofthe door.“This is a bit of a mess,” observed Rosemaryas she massaged soothing balm into Deborah’s rawand swollen behind.“Well spotted, Sherlock,” Debs groaned. “Thatwas a real killer. I feel like I won’t be able to sit downfor a week. I hate that fucking crop!”“Would more champagne help, Miss Morton?”asked Lady Derby sympathetically.“Are you kidding me? Bring me the wholefucking bottle and make it sharpish,” pleaded Debs.Downstairs the atmosphere in the bar wasfilled with joie de vivre. The inmates from the nation’smost notorious social rehabilitation facility mingledwith the Woodettes, swapping yarns and having theirpictures taken.The Woodettes who had only previouslycommunicated late into the night in the chat rooms of