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Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

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4A Very Public WhoppingDownstairs in the bar the Woodettes weremoni<strong>to</strong>ring the progress of the pho<strong>to</strong> shoot on flatscreen plasma screens with eyes as big as saucers.Most of them were ardent fans of Deborah’s blog onthe web-site and had shared her woes over the manymisadventures of her poor beleaguered bum.However, few of them had ever dreamed that theywould get the opportunity <strong>to</strong> watch the author gettingher bum whupped live on close circuit TV.Poor Debs was clearly not having the greatesttime of it. Her contract with the sports mag requiredthat she would receive an initial six across the seat ofthe flimsy tennis shorts, followed by two sets of threewearing different dresses.Debs had been perfectly correct in herassumption that the tennis shorts would offer littleprotection from the leather paddle. <strong>The</strong> hatcheddesign of the paddle head gave her the disconcerting

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