Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

5Miss Cooper and Miss MastersThe stage lights went down and when thecurtain rose and the lights came up a large oak panelhad been lowered from the ceiling. Two women instriped blazers stood facing the panel with their backsto the audience, their hands were intertwined on topof their heads and their noses pressed against thewood.Momentarily the familiar figures of ChristyCranfield and Spanky Botts stepped onto the stage.There was a buzz of excited expectation in the bararea.“Silence, silence in the facility,” came over theintercom system. “Mandatory six of the best foranybody who makes another sound.”Following a momentary murmur of nervoussniggering silence fell in the bar.“Lower your arms and turnaround,” Spankyinstructed the two Woodettes.