Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

23she was going to be beaten then it was better to bebeaten by someone she trusted.It was a catastrophic year for Debs. Week inand week out she failed to conform to the minimumrequirements of the program. Every Friday eveningthroughout the school year she was required to reportto the Posh HQ where she would be thrashed byChristy Cranfield.However far from creating a rift between thetwo friends their bond grew even stronger. After shehad been beaten Deborah was dispatched to herrooms to spend the remainder of the evening insolitary confinement. Defiantly Christy would sneakupstairs to comfort Debs and they would spend theevening dissecting the caning whop by whop.Another Woody legend to attend the academyduring Christy’s term of office was the Bounder. For abrief and inglorious period Bernadette Summers hadposed a serious challenge to Deborah’s reputation asthe schools enfant terrible. Her surly belligerence andher disrespect for authority did not sit well with therefined Dames and she was regularly ‘Put on theMenu’. Christy Cranfield was required to caneBernadette half a dozen times in as many weeksbefore Miss Summers was dispatched to areformatory as a result of perjuring herself during herfather’s fraud trial.During her year in office Christy was requiredto deliver over three hundred beatings, nonethelesson an internet poll of the academy’s alumni she wasvoted the most popular President of Posh in history.