Volume 26 – Café Woodys - The Woody Back to School Unit

1Opening NightAt seven o’clock on Saturday evening twoluxury air-conditioned coaches pulled up in front ofthe red and black striped awning that covered the redvelvet carpet leading to the entrance to Café Woodys.Security guards provided by Stacks Monroeheld the paparazzi at bay while the inmates of theWoody Back to School unit glided up the walkway andflocked into the new nightclub owned by Miss SpankyBotts.In the atrium Spanky and Christy Cranfieldwere waiting to welcome their chums. Earlier in theday Cassie Cassy and a small team of her mosttrusted assistants had formed an advance party toprepare an exotic buffet which included oystersimported from the Puget Sound and Beluga caviarshipped in from the duty free concession in Dubai.Michelle Morgan and Frankie Reese busiedthemselves popping open bottles of 1997 VeuveClicquot Ponsardin and handing out flutes filled withthe icily chilled bubbles.