CARTOONS BY CHRIS BRITT
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6. Don’t actually do what you said you’d do in Step 5. Never sink every dime into your<br />
business. Instead, build your business slowly and deliberately. While you never have to<br />
worry about turning a profit, you do have to worry about losing all your winnings in a<br />
risky enterprise.<br />
7. Skype your staff from the beach in Bora Bora. Make it look like you’re having a really<br />
rotten time.<br />
ADVANTAGES<br />
Tons of startup capital. Conceivably you could end up with tens, even hundreds of<br />
millions to start your dream business.<br />
Tax benefits. Some taxes may be deferred or reduced if they are used to build your<br />
business.<br />
No sore thumbs. You won’t have time to sit around twiddling them all day. You’ll have<br />
something to do every day.<br />
Full employment. You can finally get your deadbeat relatives meaningful jobs, so you can<br />
not only lord it over them that you are rich, but also become their boss.<br />
DISADVANTAGES<br />
Low odds. The odds of winning the lottery are worse than playing golf on a warm Florida<br />
day, hoping lightning will strike you dead.<br />
Bankruptcy. Roughly 65% of all winners lose it all and end up in bankruptcy.<br />
Never knowing where your stuff is. You’ll continually wonder if your blue seersucker<br />
suit is in your Miami home or your Aspen chalet. Oh, that’s right! You left it at the Maui<br />
beach house.<br />
LOTTERY EXAMPLE<br />
In 2008, Jonathan Vargas won $35.3 million in Powerball. He decided to use the<br />
winnings to start his dream business: a bikini-clad, professional female wrestling league.<br />
Only 19 at the time, Vargas took on some partners who were more than to happy share his<br />
good fortune and help him make Wrestlicious the next WWE of the wrestling world. The<br />
show, which lasted just a year on TV, even took viewers backstage to JV Rich’s mansion<br />
(JV Rich was his stage name) and showcased his life as the rapper-owner of bikini-clad<br />
wrestling. Vargas went on to make other famously bad investments and it is rumored that<br />
he lost all $35.3 million.<br />
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