June 15, 2016 THIS WEEK! The official guide to Gay Palm Springs for 21 years.
Civil rights activist Richard Noble (center), leaders and community join together to hold Vigil for the LGBT/S community victims of the mass shooting at Club Pulse in Orlando. It's time for stronger gun control! Celebrate GAY PRIDE MONTH with the oldest LGBT magazine! Is the face of pride changing? Election Update, Best bets in Gay Palm Springs California, gay resorts. bars, restaurants and happenings. Plus gay maps and more! The official guide to Gay Palm Springs for 21 years. This week's LGBT weekly guide in PRINT and ONLINE, Also Gay and Gay friendly events parties and more. Mostly gay but it’s all inside! On the streets now.
Civil rights activist Richard Noble (center), leaders and community join together to hold Vigil for the LGBT/S community victims of the mass shooting at Club Pulse in Orlando. It's time for stronger gun control! Celebrate GAY PRIDE MONTH with the oldest LGBT magazine! Is the face of pride changing? Election Update, Best bets in Gay Palm Springs California, gay resorts. bars, restaurants and happenings. Plus gay maps and more! The official guide to Gay Palm Springs for 21 years. This week's LGBT weekly guide in PRINT and ONLINE, Also Gay and Gay friendly events parties and more. Mostly gay but it’s all inside! On the streets now.
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THAT IS FUNNY<br />
Whenever your ex says, “You’ll never find someone like me,” the answer <strong>to</strong> that is, “That’s the point.”<br />
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<br />
Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads <strong>to</strong>gether? <strong>The</strong>y made an ass out of themselves!<br />
A lady comes home from her doc<strong>to</strong>r’s appointment grinning from ear <strong>to</strong> ear. Her husband asks, “Why are<br />
you so happy?” <strong>The</strong> wife says, “<strong>The</strong> doc<strong>to</strong>r <strong>to</strong>ld me that <strong>for</strong> a <strong>for</strong>ty-five year old woman, I have the breasts<br />
of a twenty year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your <strong>for</strong>ty-five year old<br />
ass?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”<br />
An old teacher asked a student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” <strong>The</strong> student replied, “It is<br />
obviously past.<br />
Whats Donald Trump’s favorite nation? Discrimination.<br />
<strong>WEEK</strong>LY GUIDE TO THE STARS<br />
ARIES: March <strong>21</strong> - April 20<br />
Today will be the first day of the<br />
rest of your life. Because you’re<br />
finally molting and becoming a<br />
butterfly! Yay!<br />
TAURUS: April <strong>21</strong> - May 19<br />
If you feel like you’ve been turned<br />
around lately, you should probably<br />
just s<strong>to</strong>p spinning so much.<br />
You’re not a <strong>to</strong>p, you know.<br />
GEMINI: May 20 - <strong>June</strong> <strong>21</strong><br />
You’ve been feeling a bit down<br />
lately. Well, it’s time <strong>to</strong> get up.<br />
Seriously. I mean, how long have<br />
you been on the floor <strong>for</strong>? Days?<br />
CANCER: <strong>June</strong> 22 - July 22<br />
Things can be pretty great. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
can also be pretty terrible, <strong>to</strong>o.<br />
So, you know, take the good with<br />
the bad, I guess.<br />
LEO: July 23 - August 22<br />
In life, sometimes there are folks<br />
that are just utterly, competely,<br />
and <strong>to</strong>tally hopeless. That’s kinda<br />
you right now. Sorry.<br />
VIRGO: August 23 - Sept. 22<br />
Look, I don’t have all the answers.<br />
So...yeah. Maybe s<strong>to</strong>p asking me<br />
<strong>for</strong> advice all the time.<br />
LIBRA: Sept. 23 - Oc<strong>to</strong>ber 22<br />
If you’ve been feeling like you’re<br />
treading water, just get out of the<br />
pool. Seriously. How long have<br />
you been swimming <strong>for</strong>? Days?<br />
SCORPIO: Oc<strong>to</strong>ber 23 - Nov. <strong>21</strong><br />
<strong>The</strong>re’s nothing worse than a feeling<br />
of helplessness. Yeah. Sorry<br />
about that, bro. Hope you figure<br />
it out.<br />
SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22 - Dec. 20<br />
You know how long they’ve had<br />
me trapped here, doing these<br />
things? Forever. Literally <strong>for</strong>ever.<br />
Send help.<br />
CAPRICORN: Dec. <strong>21</strong> - Jan. 19<br />
I found a bug the other day in my<br />
kitchen. It scared me but good.<br />
Moral of the s<strong>to</strong>ry: bugs are super<br />
weird and scary.<br />
AQUARIUS: Jan 20 - Feb. 18<br />
You might not think much of it<br />
now, but that chance encounter<br />
with that special someone at the<br />
laundromat means...absolutely<br />
nothing. Whoops.<br />
PISCES: Feb 19 - March 20<br />
You will find yourself falling in<strong>to</strong><br />
<strong>for</strong>tune. Or despair. Or a kiddie<br />
pool filled with cheese. I dunno. I<br />
can’t see the future, man!<br />
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