The Good Life - Nov-Dec 2013
The areas premier men’s magazine featuring inspirational men in our community. Covering a variety of topics including local heroes, fathers, sports and advice for men.
The areas premier men’s magazine featuring inspirational men in our community. Covering a variety of topics including local heroes, fathers, sports and advice for men.
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Presents that mean work for someone else (i.e., her). No matter how cool that mop at Wal-Mart looks, resist the<br />
urge to fit it in an enlarged stocking by the fireplace.<br />
A lock of your hair placed in a gold locket. This may have been acceptable<br />
and idolized in the hearts of 18th-century, doe-eyed girls, but time<br />
traveling doesn’t exist – yet. Save this idea for later when these<br />
inventions are easily accessible (and safe).<br />
I was recently reminded by a Mary Kay saleswoman that<br />
my good looks won’t last forever. Although this is true, please,<br />
don’t buy your woman anti-aging products. That saleswoman<br />
has been trained to sell, but don’t allow her to sell you just<br />
anything. As an ex-beauty consultant, I am happy to say that<br />
my retail days of helping men in need find presents for their<br />
ladies never resulted in a woman finding wrinkle cream<br />
under her tree.<br />
Self-help books are also a no-no. “Honey, sugar pie, you<br />
have problems. Read this.”<br />
You should also forgo buying her workout programs, weights,<br />
exercise gear and dieting books. You might as well tell her she’s<br />
getting a little too big for her britches. You might as well tell her she<br />
doesn’t look like she did when you first met. You might as well tell<br />
her to stop growing so quickly. <strong>Good</strong> luck with that.<br />
To package many of my points in one nice, neat, department<br />
store-wrapped Christmas package (bow included), don’t<br />
buy a woman anything that insinuates she has mental,<br />
physical or emotional problems that need to be “fixed,”<br />
preferably sometime in the approaching new year. Do<br />
not, I repeat, do not buy her gifts<br />
that make her more self-conscious<br />
than she already may be, and don’t<br />
purchase things that ultimately result<br />
in more work for her.<br />
If she’s one of those oh-I’measy-I-like-everything<br />
types,<br />
dare to dig a little deeper. Ask<br />
her, relentlessly, if need be,<br />
what she would love. Ask her<br />
friends, her family, even your<br />
pets, if you get to that point<br />
of frustration.<br />
Now, if only someone<br />
would tell me what to buy for<br />
men.<br />
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