The Good Life - Nov-Dec 2013
The areas premier men’s magazine featuring inspirational men in our community. Covering a variety of topics including local heroes, fathers, sports and advice for men.
The areas premier men’s magazine featuring inspirational men in our community. Covering a variety of topics including local heroes, fathers, sports and advice for men.
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Expose<br />
yourself to a multitude of illnesses a few<br />
weeks ahead of time. You “don’t want to get the<br />
family sick,” so you’ll “just have to stay home.”<br />
4<br />
Ask your best friend or best frenemy to<br />
slightly run you over with their vehicle<br />
immediately preceding your departure<br />
for the in-laws’ homestead. A lighter car is<br />
best (less recovery time to worry about). You’ll<br />
get to spend your holiday at the hospital<br />
eating 5-year-old chocolate pudding, dwelling<br />
in a juxtaposed atmosphere of sickness and<br />
sterility. This is what you dreamed about.<br />
5<br />
Be the better person. Force yourself to act cheerful<br />
and charismatic, interested and kind. Not only<br />
will your in-laws probably like you a lot more,<br />
your other half will find it attractive, weird or not even<br />
notice. I can’t guarantee which result you’ll receive from<br />
your spouse, but your in-laws will appreciate it, unless<br />
they really are crazy.<br />
Option No. 5 was clearly, I hope, the best route to<br />
take. As the old or new (the quote on Pinterest didn’t<br />
have a date of origin) saying goes, you can’t control<br />
how other people act, but you can control your own<br />
attitude and actions. That was paraphrased.<br />
So, how can you accomplish No. 5 flawlessly? Peel<br />
the potatoes, give spontaneous back rubs (this could<br />
also be taken as creepy), be sociable, and above all, be<br />
grateful and kind, even if they are rude, annoying or just<br />
awkward. Oftentimes, people can come off as strange<br />
because they don’t know how to act themselves. Go<br />
out of your way and break the ice for them, figuratively<br />
speaking. Not only will you feel better knowing you<br />
tried to be nice for your significant others’ sake, but<br />
you’ll also be building your familial resume, in a<br />
sense. Every action adds up, and the better you present<br />
yourself, the more likely they’ll be to welcome you into<br />
their family.<br />
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