Jan 18 to Jan 24, 2017! DDG THIS WEEK Hot in Gay Palm Springs.

THAT IS FUNNY BY ADRIAN
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his
bike away.
Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”
Two friends sit at the table, having dinner. One friend drops a bit of tomato sauce
on his white top. “Och, I look like a pig!”
The other friend nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!”
What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?
Chicken Caesar salad
Grand kids: “Grandpa, why don’t you have any life insurance?”
Grandpa: “So you can all be really sad when I die.”
Located amid the bosom of the Bureau of
Land Management’s San Gorgonio Wil-
thief? How did the captain find him?
9. Thousand Palms Oasis Preserve
derness Area, these 2,800 acres are part of
the Wildlands Conservancy (California’s
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largest non-profit nature preserve system)
More than 25 miles of hiking opportunities and are home to boundless species of
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define the Coachella Valley Preserve that endangered
since
birds
Reconstruction.
and protected wildlife.
contains the lush Thousand Palms Oasis. Free programs are offered across the calendar
the for help ongoing, of scholarships group and and special student events,
Nestled After working into the his north way end through of Indio college Hills, with
the loans, true then and Barrack unique palm Obama oasis moved is nourished
of churches by the waters to help seeping rebuild from communities the San devastated View Loop by Hike the to closure stargazing. of local steel
to Chicago, ranging where from he Bird worked Walks with and a the group Canyon
Andreas plants. Fault. For a secluded hike of measured
demand, try the 4.5-mile loop of the
Willis President Palms Obama’s Trail. years of public service are based around his unwavering belief in the
ability to unite people around a politics of purpose. In the Illinois State Senate, he passed
the first major ethics reform in 25 years, cut taxes for working families, and expanded
10. health Whitewater care for children Canyon and Preserve their parents. As a United States Senator, he reached across
the aisle to pass groundbreaking lobbying reform, lock up the world’s most dangerous
weapons, and bring transparency to government by putting federal spending online.
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