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Rocks in my Laundry Basket - By Way of Introduction
By Way of Introduction
As I begin this, I find myself writing on notebook paper purchased at least fifteen years ago for my Spanish 211 class – how it has survived
unscathed in this household of prolific paper consumers, I’ll never know – but the most intriguing thing about the paper is its weight and
thickness. The pulp contained in this single loaf would, I feel certain, make two or three sheets of that flimsy stuff now palmed off on our
unsuspecting children. This page has such heft and strength that I know it could be stuck crooked into my son’s speller; come down the hill from
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school; endure an attack of grubby hands, my emphatic jabs, and several half-hearted swipes with a chewed eraser; and still arrive in spelling class
looking like a new tuxedo front. No ragged and crumpled edges, no eraser holes, no untimely crease marks… no, not this paper! This paper
demands perfection, screams for academic excellence, and resists being yanked from its 3-hold binder with such tenacity that one is forced to open
the binder properly in order to remove it. My God! I think it must be Scotch-garded!
Having successfully procrastinated my way out of beginning or completing any number of mundane tasks, I find myself with sufficient time and
energy to begin this book. I hesitate to write the word, “book”, because it sounds almost pretentious, too ambitious a project to begin. But never
one to balk at ambitious projects and already seeing myself receiving the accolades and admiration of other weary “wives-mothers-lovers-cooksmaids-successful
career women”, I have decided to persevere in my use of that mighty word – BOOK. Never having time to read one anymore
without feeling guilty about the dirty clothes, I have decided to write one instead.
I have noted in recent years, during my motherhood phase, that women especially find comfort in recounting and sharing their common
experiences. It is a continuing rehash of the daily trivial tedium, the laughter and little “funnies”, the real tragedies, the “gut” problems, the hard
work and deep-down fatigue, and the everlasting loneliness of Motherhood—the Big M. We do a kind of verbal dance around one another, hoping
to find assurance in someone else’s experiences that we have not failed in some unforeseen way, knowing that happy, well-adjusted people all had
mothers at one time, and praying that we will be one of those fortunate matriarchs who produces a litter of champions.
Curses unto Freud and all those half-baked freshman psychology courses! How dare they lay all the responsibility for the world’s neuroses on
female backs! Where is the Victorian father whose stern look of disapproval was enough to silence the howling mob? We have suffered through
Dr. Spock, B.F. Skinner, transactional analysis, the Primal Scream, and worst of all, New Math. What has all this enlightenment gotten us? It has
gotten us a generation or two of illiterate, self-indulgent brats who can’t multiply.
I must be moving into some new “passage”, as I have felt this need to recount my experiences with increasing urgency over the last few months. It
has become almost an obsession and the words flow out almost faster than I can write. My unselfish need to share is, I would like to think, the
primary reason, but I suspect that baser motives are involved… ones dealing with gross monetary gain. After almost paying off the house, we have
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