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Boggins Coggins Foggins: the telephone!<br />
Fire chief: Right! Now, telephone practice.<br />
Boggins!<br />
Boggins: Sirl<br />
Fire chief: Give the telephone to Coggins.<br />
Boggins: Sir!<br />
(Boggins gives the telephone to<br />
Coggins.)<br />
Fire chief: Coggins!<br />
Coggins: Sir?<br />
Fire chief: You are the telephone. Foggins!<br />
Foggins: What?<br />
Fire chief: You are the telephone bell.<br />
Foggins: What do you mean?<br />
Fire chief: When I blow my whistle, make a<br />
ringing noise. Telephone practice<br />
- begin!<br />
(The fire chief blows his whistle.<br />
Foggins makes a noise like an<br />
ambulance.)<br />
Fire chief: Not an ambulance, Foggins - a<br />
telephone! Start again.<br />
The fire chief blows his whistle<br />
again.<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring. Ring, ring.<br />
Fire chief: Boggins,<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring.<br />
Boggins: Yes, sir?<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring.<br />
Fire chief: The telephone's ringing,<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring.<br />
Boggins: No, it isn't sir.<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring,<br />
Boggins: It's Foggins, sir. He's going 'Ring,<br />
ring', sir.<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring.<br />
Boggins: There you are, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Boggins, answer the telephone!<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring.<br />
Boggins: All right, sir.<br />
Boggins picks up the telephone.<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring. Ring, ring,<br />
Fire chief: Foggins!<br />
Foggins: Ring, what?<br />
Fire chief: Stop it!<br />
Foggins: Brrrrrr.<br />
Boggins: Nobody there, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Let's start again.<br />
(Boggins puts down the telephone.)<br />
Fire chief: Telephone practice - begin!<br />
The fire chief blows his whistle<br />
again.<br />
Foggins: Ring, ring. Ring, ring.<br />
(Boggins picks up the telephone.)<br />
Boggins: Hello?<br />
Fire chief: Fire station.<br />
Boggins: Oh, hello fire station!<br />
Fire chief: No, Boggins! You are the fire station.<br />
Boggins: Oh, yes. Sorry, sir. Hello? Fire station.<br />
Fire chief: (In a high voice) Help! Help!<br />
Boggins: Is something wrong, sir?<br />
Fire chief: No, Boggins. I am an old lady. I'm<br />
an old lady, and my house is on<br />
fire. That's why I'm calling the<br />
fire station<br />
Boggins: I see, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Continue.<br />
Boggins: Hello, old lady. Can I help you?<br />
Fire chief: (In a high voice)Yes. There's a<br />
fire in my kitchen.<br />
Boggins: OK, We're on our way.<br />
(Boggins puts down the telephone.)<br />
Boggins: Was that all right, sir?<br />
Fire chief: Boggins, where is the fire?<br />
Boggins: In the old lady's kitchen, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Where is the old lady's kitchen?<br />
Boggins: In the old lady's house, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Where is the house?<br />
Boggins: Oh, dear!<br />
(The telephone rings.)<br />
Fire chief: Foggins, stop making that noise<br />
Foggins: It's not me, it's the telephone.<br />
Fire chief: Is it? Oh, right. Coggins!<br />
Coggins: Sir?<br />
Fire chief: Answer the telephone,<br />
Coggins: Sir!<br />
(Coggins answers the telephone.)<br />
Coggins: Yes...Yes...Yes...Yes...Yes...Yes.<br />
OK, we're on our way.<br />
(Coggins puts down the telephone.)<br />
Fire chief: Very good, Coggins. What is it?<br />
Coggins: A fire, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Did you get the name?<br />
Coggins: Yes, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Did you get the address?<br />
Coggins: Yes, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Do you know how to get there?<br />
Coggins: Yes, sir.<br />
Fire chief: Right. Get in line and don't panic.<br />
This is your first fire. Coggins,<br />
where's the fire?<br />
Coggins: In Railway Street, sir,<br />
Fire chief: In Rail - In Railway Street?!<br />
Coggins: Yes, sir.<br />
Fire chief: What number?<br />
Coggins: Number 44, sir.<br />
Fire chief: What?! Quick! Hurry up! Get out<br />
of here and do something!<br />
Foggins: All right, all right you said 'Don't<br />
panic'<br />
Fire chief: Never mind 'Don't panic'. Panic!<br />
Boggins: What's the matter, sir? It's just a<br />
house on fire.<br />
Fire chief: Yes, but it's my house! Panic!<br />
(They panic.)<br />
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