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In a fry pan over medium-high heat, melt the butter with the olive oil.<br />
Add the scallops and sear for 3 minutes. Turn the scallops over and<br />
sear for 1 minute. Add the 2 Tbs. lemon juice, wine and 2 Tbs. water<br />
and stir to scrape up the browned bits. Cover, reduce the heat to low<br />
and cook until scallops are just opaque throughout, 2 to 3 minutes.<br />
Divide the brussels sprouts among 4 bowls. Top each serving with 3<br />
scallops and drizzle with the pan juices. Crumble the bacon and sprinkle<br />
over the sprouts, or drizzle with lemon juice and olive oil. Serve hot.<br />
Serves 4.<br />
This fella had a very small little pecker. Never could really do anything<br />
with it because it was so embarrassing. So he went to the Dr.,<br />
and the Dr. said, “Well, I’m sorry, there’s really nothing we can do<br />
for you. But, you do realize, there are women out there with very<br />
small vaginas.” The fella says, “Wow. How will I know which ones<br />
they are?” The Dr. replies, “You’ll have to watch for them, they take<br />
very short steps.” So the fella goes downtown where there are a lot<br />
of people, and he watches, noticing how long of a stride the ladies<br />
passing by take. Finally, he spots one who is taking very short steps,<br />
so he jumps up and catches up with her to introduce himself. It goes<br />
well, so one thing leads to another and they end up on a date and<br />
finally in her bed. As things heat up, he pulls down his pants, and<br />
his drawers, and there stands his little ol’ thing. The girl just starts<br />
laughing! He says, “Oh no! My Dr. told me I’d have good luck with a<br />
woman who took short steps and had a small vagina!” She laughed<br />
even harder and said, “Who told you that?! I take short steps because<br />
my vagina is so large and wore out, my guts would fall out!”<br />
The same man with a small penis goes to several other doctors but<br />
no one will help him out. One day he wins the lottery and of course<br />
he has more options. Suddenly all the doctors are prepared to help<br />
him out. What he wants is a baby elephant’s trunk put on him.<br />
They do the operation, and the operation is a success. Soon after he<br />
talks the young lady into having a candlelight dinner. As they enjoy<br />
dinner, he feels his zipper come down, and out pops his elephant’s<br />
trunk! It reaches across the table, grabs a dinner roll and disappears<br />
back under the table! “Oh my God, that was amazing! Can you<br />
do that again?” she squeals. He says, “I probably could, but I don’t<br />
think my a****** could hold another dinner roll.”<br />
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