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A son puts his father in a nursing<br />

home. He is terribly broken up<br />

about it but, he has no choice. His<br />

dad needs help. So after the first<br />

night the son immediately calls<br />

him in the morning and asks him<br />

how did it go? The father says,<br />

“Son, it wasn’t so bad. They gave us<br />

wine and Viagra.”<br />

He gets off the phone with his<br />

father and he immediately calls the<br />

director of the home. He says, “My<br />

dad says you gave them all wine<br />

and Viagra. The director says, “Yes,<br />

we find that works.” The son asked<br />

what is that all about?<br />

The director says,

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