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V18 N13 June 25, 2020
V18 N13
June 25, 2020
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It seems like if you want to make a movie<br />
these days, it may be good to stay away<br />
from the name Artemis.<br />
Hotel Artemis (2018) stars Jodie<br />
Foster, Jeff Goldblum and a number of<br />
other well-known actors. This should have<br />
been a quirky, fresh, stylish, dark and futuristic<br />
flick. It fell short of that mark.<br />
Foster plays the head nurse at a hotel in<br />
Los Angeles that has been converted with<br />
state-of-the-art medical equipment. The year<br />
is 2028 and the “hotel“ is really meant for<br />
underground crime lords (who must be members).<br />
Our head nurse has a few simple rules<br />
— no weapons, no non-members, and probably<br />
the most interesting rule of all – don’t kill<br />
the other patients.<br />
The premise has great promise. The art<br />
direction is outstanding. The scenes are beautifully<br />
set up and the characters are strange<br />
enough to work. Somehow, in the end, it just<br />
doesn’t hold together. It’s good — you might<br />
not be turned off in the middle — but at the<br />
end you’ll shrug your shoulders and wonder<br />
The Movie Column<br />
By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />
how it could’ve been better.<br />
The other Artemis is one from Disney.<br />
Artemis Fowl is a children’s book that I’ve never<br />
read — full disclosure here. This film has a<br />
militant underground fairy Corp. — stay with<br />
me on this — undercover-criminal spies, and<br />
a dome that stops time for everyone under it.<br />
So there is enough confusion to go around.<br />
Dame Judi Dench plays a commander<br />
fairy. She walks around barking orders in full<br />
costume fairy regalia, pointy ears — the whole<br />
bit. You can’t help but think what must be<br />
going on inside of her head. Something along<br />
the lines of “My agent is going to hear from me<br />
about this one!”<br />
No, I don’t read any of the celebrity tabloids<br />
or watch the TV shows to know whether<br />
she wanted to do this movie or not. Colin<br />
Firth is also in this movie. So it’s not without<br />
its star power, but it is without a sense of<br />
direction and clear storytelling either. And<br />
with a budget of nearly $130 million, you kind<br />
of wonder why.<br />
Apparently, if you love the book, you were<br />
disappointed that the movie didn’t stay true.<br />
If you don’t know the book, you’re still somewhat<br />
in the dark as the plot unfolds. And<br />
the MacGuffin in the film — you know, the<br />
movie term for that object everybody’s chasing<br />
down — well they might as well just call<br />
it a MacGuffin. It had that much thought<br />
behind it.<br />
So a couple “Artemis” films to avoid. Not<br />
sure this name will be trending in Hollywood.<br />
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