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ZINCK, FROM PAGE 14<br />

In response, the N-Dipper caucus unanimously<br />

said they could no longer trust Zinck.<br />

It’s even said that N-Dipper staffers made<br />

calls to CBC-TV to tip them off to Zinck’s gambling<br />

& boozing so as to diminish any chance<br />

of an opposition party picking him up on the<br />

MLA waiver wire.<br />

Politics truly is a vicious game.<br />

Does Frank Know?<br />

atlanticfrank@eastlink.ca<br />

MCNEIL, FROM PAGE 14<br />

Meantime, on the plus side, if you can call it<br />

the plus side, Preston MLA Keith Colwell is<br />

once again attending caucus meetings. He<br />

stopped going for a spell to protest the growing<br />

influence of McNeil’s director of communications,<br />

Glennie Langille. She screens all<br />

calls to the caucus office, including personal<br />

calls.<br />

(I have experienced this out of control<br />

phenom thing myself, and, yes, I agree with<br />

Colwell that Langille is out of control.)<br />

She is now demanding that each month she<br />

gets a peek at Andrew Younger’s news letter<br />

before he sends it off to the fine people of<br />

Dartmouth East.<br />

Andrew Younger is not amused, and I don’t<br />

think the star candidate who knocked off N-<br />

Dipper Joan Massey in the middle of an N-<br />

Dipper sweep should be amused.<br />

“After all,” asks my man (or woman). “Who’s<br />

supposed to be running this party? Stephen<br />

McNeil or Glennie Langille? And what’s with<br />

Stephen continually running to Glennie’s defence,<br />

almost like some kind of cockold husband?”<br />

AS I WENT TO PRESS, TORIES IN <strong>THE</strong> RIDING<br />

OF BEDFORD-BIRCH COVE WERE BUSILY<br />

PREPARING FOR A “SOCIAL EVENING” ON MARCH<br />

26, PART OF AN EFFORT TO HELP RALLY <strong>THE</strong><br />

TROOPS IN <strong>THE</strong>SE DARK POLITICAL TIMES.<br />

But while newly crowned interim riding president<br />

Joan Christie is hoping the St. Peter’s<br />

Church Hall shin-dig will boost morale, I’m<br />

hearing at least a handful of Tory Pig Dogs<br />

will be staying away due to the attendance of<br />

Len Goucher, who for whatever reason isn’t<br />

very popular these days. Something about<br />

pillaging the public treasury to buy electronics.<br />

I can’t remember all the details.<br />

Joan, the long-suffering wiferoo of former<br />

finance minister Peter, says if people are staying<br />

away because of Len, it’s the first she’s<br />

heard of it.<br />

“I spoke to over 100 people ... and they’re<br />

<strong>THE</strong> N.S. MLA LOOTING SCANDAL<br />

TORY TRUE BLUES <strong>THE</strong> CHRISTIES<br />

KEEP <strong>THE</strong>IR STIFF UPPER LIPS<br />

HOUSE ARREST? PLEASE?<br />

Good question.<br />

One final point, Digby Annapolis MLA Junior<br />

Theriault threatened to pack it in over all<br />

the bullshit. But McNeil coaxed Junior to stay<br />

on, because McNeil is scared shitless of los-<br />

ing Official Opposition funding.<br />

More, next edition.<br />

Does Frank Know?<br />

atlanticfrank@eastlink.ca<br />

all coming,” she tells me, adding that it’s only<br />

proper that Lenny is on hand.<br />

“We’ve had a lot of good times over the<br />

years, and a lot of them have included Len<br />

Goucher,” she says. (Remember that time we<br />

went to Len’s surprise party and instead of a<br />

treat bag we all got a printer? — ed.)<br />

The theme of the piss-up is Tories & Their<br />

Stories, and will feature tales from prominent<br />

TPDs like John Hamm. Joan is also hoping<br />

Ken Streatch will be sending along his greetings<br />

from the Bahamas, although she admits<br />

there have been some communications difficulties<br />

between her Shore Drive abode and<br />

the Caribbean as of late. According to Joan,<br />

guests must abide by one rule only: no gloomy<br />

gusses allowed.<br />

“I’m telling people, if you start any doom and<br />

gloom, I’ll fine you a Toonie,” she says. Peter and Joan Christie.<br />

APRIL 13, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK 23

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