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BY SAM ANTICS<br />
LIKE A GOOD MANY OF US, SHAMELESS<br />
SELF-PROMOTER BARB STEGEMANN<br />
NEEDS TO GET OFF <strong>THE</strong> INTERNET BEFORE<br />
IT MAKES HER STUPID. SPECIFICALLY, BARB<br />
NEEDS TO STOP CONSULTING WIKIPEDIA<br />
AND BRUSH UP ON HER GANDHI<br />
SCHOLARSHIP.<br />
Authoress of the self-help tome The 7 Virtues<br />
of a Philosopher Queen, Barb has lately<br />
tossed around Gandhi’s name as she peddles<br />
her new bottled odour, The 7 Virtues Afghanistan<br />
Orange Blossom eau de parfum, and a<br />
March 2 Metro national article explains she<br />
was “delighted to discover that “Gandhi”<br />
means “seller of perfume.” Mohandas<br />
Ghandi is one of her personal heroes.”<br />
It seems a linguistically sensitive Barb has<br />
taken umbrage with my Frank 581 breaking<br />
newsflash on the origins of Gandhi: not “perfume<br />
seller,” but “grocer,” a fact I’m sure Barb<br />
will realize once she opens her first 7 Eleven<br />
store.<br />
Here is Barb’s March 22 tweet on Twitter:<br />
“Gandhi, surname means “seller of perfume”<br />
— wikipedia. Mills sold out — but not to worry,<br />
we have restocked The 7 Virtues Afghanistan<br />
Orange Blossom Eau de Parfum.”<br />
In full-on slapdown mode, Barb even supplies<br />
a link to the online encyclopedia, which<br />
reads: “Gandhi is an Indian family name,<br />
Barb Stegemann<br />
meaning a seller of perfumes.” The citation is<br />
an untranslated Hindi passage, purportedly<br />
from the 15thC Indian mystic Kabir, considered<br />
one of India’s greatest poets.<br />
Incidentally, when you type in “Wikipedia:<br />
Credibility” in Wikipedia, it says, “Credibility<br />
is one of Wikipedia’s goals which it has strug-<br />
Buy Barb’s<br />
perfume!<br />
BARB & HER FAVOURITE GROCER<br />
gled to attain, although in its first four years,<br />
it has only had partial success.[citation<br />
needed].” <strong>Ever</strong>ybody got that?<br />
Barb’s tweet, juxtaposing her sold-out perfume<br />
at Mills Brothers with a man whose idea<br />
of a simple life resulted in his entire earthly<br />
possessions at death fitting inside two shoe<br />
boxes, is just too funny for words.<br />
Not since the public relations disaster of<br />
Steve Jobs using Gandhi billboards to sell<br />
his Apple computers have I seen such bunk.<br />
But I smell more Eau de BS here.<br />
If Gandhi really is one of Barb’s personal<br />
heroes, she would know that most Gandhi<br />
scholars agree the Mahatma’s family name<br />
more closely signifies a victualler, than one<br />
who hawks scented products to mask BO.<br />
In his annotated notes in the book Essential<br />
Gandhi, editor Louis Fischer, who wrote<br />
the then-definitive biography that inspired Richard<br />
Attenborough’s Oscar-winning 1982<br />
film, states: “Gandhi means grocer.”<br />
And the first line of Gandhi’s 1927 Autobiography?<br />
“The Gandhis belong to the Bania<br />
caste and seem to have been originally grocers.”<br />
OK, who are we going to believe here? One<br />
of the world’s great Gandhi scholars, even if<br />
Fischer was a Commie, or Barb’s link to a<br />
Wiki page? Think about that for a second.<br />
But wait, it gets funnier. Ready for this?<br />
CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE<br />
APRIL 13, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK 9