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THAT PAGE IN FRANK
...AND SO, BASED ON
MY EXTENSIVE
EXPERIENCE
HELMING HURON
COLLEGE AS WELL AS
MY YEARS VOLUN-
TEERING WITH
WOMEN’S RESOURCE
CENTRES AND
PROGRAMMES FOR
IMMIGRANT WOMEN...
I DON’T
add “call
KNOW
or text
DAWG
this number”
- I MEAN,
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I GUESS “LUMPKIN” IS KINDA A FUNNY NAME
AN’ ALL, BUT OVERALL I GOTTA SAY I JUST DON’T REALLY GIVE A CRAP.
AND SAY, WHAT IS A “MOUNT ST VINCENT”
ANYWAYS? IS THAT, LIKE, IS IT A COMMAND?
HEY YOU - MOUNT ST VINCENT! NO THANK YOU!
HEH!
28 APRIL 13, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK
I BELIEVE I WOULD
BE AN EXEMPLARY
CHOICE TO LEAD
MOUNT SAINT
VINCENT UNIVERSITY
INTO THE NEXT
DECADE!
YES, IT’S AN I DON’T
GIVE A RAT’S ARSE
FROM ME AS WELL!!
OKAY PEOPLE, THIS ISN’T WORKING - LET’S TRY SOMETHING ELSE...
...YES! AND IF YOU THINK RAMONA LUMPKIN SHOULD BE THE NEW
MSVU PRESIDENT, TEXT 01 TO THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN!
SERIOUSLY -
WHAT THE HELL?
UH...
WHAT?
RAMONA’S COMPETITION IS DOWN TO JUST TWO
OTHER CANDIDATES — BUT CAN SHE BEAT
LINGUIST SHEILA EMBLETON, WITH HER IMPRES-
SIVE C.V. AS FORMER VP AND WOMEN’S STUDIES
FACULTY MEMBER AT YORK UNIVERSITY...
OR EX-MOUNT A. DEAN
OF ARTS KATHRYN
HAMER, WITH HER
ELECTRIFYING
PERFORMANCE OF
HELEN REDDY’S
“I AM WOMAN”?
LET’S SEE WHAT THE JUDGES SAY!
OKAY! WELCOME TO DANCING WITH THE STARS IN ORDER TO
BECOME PRESIDENT OF A SMALL, AGGRESSIVELY FEMINIST
ARTS COLLEGE — AND JUST LOOK AT SHEILA EMBLETON
JITTERBUGGING UP A STORM WITH BRENT BUTT...
...WHILE DRAWING ATTENTION TO CONTINUING GENDER PAY INEQUALITY
IN THE WORKPLACE! WAY TO SHAKE THAT FEMINIST CRED, SHEILA!